I'm probably going to lose my left testicle

The fuck kind of A&E isn't staffed over the weekend? The weekend is when A&E attendance soars because regular clinics are shut. Get the fuck over there and save your nut, my man.

Godspeed, nutanon

GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM YOU FUCKING RETARD
THEY WILL LITERALLY TAKE YOU BACK TO BE LOOKED AT IMMEDIATELY

Right I'm back now and I went straight to A&E, it wasn't testicular torsion they knew that by laughing and telling me (I was visibly anxious/agitated) the nurse/guy who filled out the form before I saw the doctor and the doctor was a fucking pajeet who thought he was in house md or ER trying to be completely calm while I was questioning him repeatedly, he told me it wasn't testicular torsion as I would be vomiting and in severe pain, there was no swelling around the epidemis/cuplike part that attaches to the balls that warranted testicular torsion or an ambulance even though I drove myself there.
Got my blood tested/urine sample were all fine, I kept on questioning the pajeet who was fairly black, like bald and he was a walking stereotype and he basically looked at me like I was a retard maybe he just treats all patients like this, calm and collected thinking he is an african american from ER.

I asked him after he felt my balls for pain (when he pressed down hard on the left one I felt almost nothing) this was what scared me in the first place but he just thought it was nothing, no matter how many times I asked the difference in sensation that I just couldn't ignore, the right testicle feeling sensation all the way through, the left one feeling numb/cold he just told me it clearly wasn't testicular torsion and left it at that, of course he said it could be the other two things varicocele or epididymis but he said I should be fine until monday or whenever I get my GP to give me a referral to a urologist probably sometime next week but even then the GP could just say its nothing again.
My left testicle still feels numb and I don't know what to think, I can't sleep. He said there was no way testicular torsion could've lasted 2 days and I agreed with him mentioning the 6 hour limit, he just didn't think there was anything wrong with me at that time, he eventually told me I could get a second opinion then just left me to talk on

and why are you talking about it in a Singaporean Naked Paragliding forum? you should go to the ER

testicular numbness sounds like a nerve issue, you'll probably be fine. Go to the urologist, and if he doesn't find anything go to a general practitioner or something. If you'd lost blood flow to your testicle that would be fairly obvious, as would varicocele, epididymitis, or torsion most obviously. If you had torsion you probably wouldn't have been able to drive there from the pain. You should probably calm down though

>GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM YOU FUCKING RETARD
>THEY WILL LITERALLY TAKE YOU BACK TO BE LOOKED AT IMMEDIATELY
Thing is the guy who took me in first to fill out his form/get a urine sample was quick in his actions like he'd dealt with this all before a thousand times but he didn't seem like he was in a rush, neither did the pajeet. I'd probably have to have been screaming in agony and clutching my groin to get any reaction out of these people. The first guy was just chatting carelessly to the nurses and eventually after I finished talking to the pajeet I glanced down at his clip on badge/id to check if he was actually a doctor.
I mean I just don't understand what is wrong with my left testicle or what the sharp stinging pain I felt a few times was, I should be fine until monday but fuck I told him I thought I would've had to have undergone surgery and he laughed with me, but kept all calm like he had aspergers or something. Eventually he just stopped replying to me and I took the que to thank him and leave. Just drove straight back after without anything else. I'm surprised there was a doctor in the building in my town, its a decent sized hospital but it didn't have a proper A&E instead its called an "Urgent Care Centre"

Either way it wasn't testicular torsion, so there would've been no need for A&E apparently. Fuck my left testicle still feels so off. slight stinging pain occasionally and a drawing sensation. I asked the pajeet if it could've been inflammation or some sort of temporary damage but he just frowned.
I've got to come clean and say I was getting off to a femdom joi/CBT video, like I always did previously, and I tied the string tight around my balls. Then I felt more of a sharp pain than normal (I usually space these out for months so there is no real buildup of damage) and this is when it all started. I'm going to come clean to the GP when I see them, tell them how much this could've done even though its just tying balls up occasionally

>testicular numbness sounds like a nerve issue, you'll probably be fine.
Thank fucking christ, I asked him whether it would be nerve damage or blood circulation but he just smiled a little, then when I lied multiple times (I told them I had been asleep around the time I was getting off with the tied balls, basically I just said the exact same effects, I woke up (everything was fine) then went back to sleep, the drawstring on my joggers ended up tied tightly around my balls (didn't seem that plausible but they understood what this could cause) then I felt the sharp pain just like I did when I was getting off.
When I started pushing and asking whether it could've been trauma or something the doctor just looked at me and smiled like I was joking again.
>Trauma? What Trauma?
>The joggers the string tied around my balls
>starts chuckling
I'll come clean to my GP though, not sure how I'm going to word it but surely they would be understanding right? There isn't a set GP for whoever asks just get given a randomized one whenever you walk in. I'll have to tell them exactly what has happened and that I'm a degenerate etc etc etc
Either that or I lie and tell him/her I have a friend who just occasionally ties my balls up because shes just like that. The doctor just called me back and in my worried linear thinking didn't realise he told me to wait in the waiting area. He phoned and said he booked the urologist and I thanked him.
I guess I'll have to tell the urologist this CBT/degen fetish I have. I don't really know what to say or how it will affect their helping but I have to give them a clear picture, I didn't really hurt them all that much only occasionally just tying them. What could I say really? I mean I pay for the NHS whether I use it or privatised healthcare so it shouldn't really matter right? Hope its just nerve damage

I would personally never, ever tie my balls up. It's just such a sensitive area with too many little tubes and shit I'm not risking it.

That being said, I think I have varicocele. My left nut is pretty weird and the "cords" behind it are bigger than normal. I've read up on the issue and it seems not to be life threatening but I'll still get it treated. How are you holding up, nutanon?

>How are you holding up, nutanon?
I just don't know what to think or what it could be, I was just so worried at the time when I thought I would have to wait until monday or even tomorrow morning. Its not likely its epididymitis as there are no STIs or UTIs, not sure if its a varicocele or anything other than nerve damage. I don't think an ultrasound will pick up nerve damage. I won't be able to fall asleep for a while I was shaking so much, felt relieved to be in the hospital though, they order the place to look as calming as possible, reinforces the conditioning since forever. I started laughing to myself thinking how I was sitting in the waiting room with probably a dead testicle, I genuinely thought I would've had to have surgery

she married a retired arab oil boomer prince

They should have did an ultrasound

Bro... your new nickname is.....

>The Uniballer

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>My left nut is pretty weird and the "cords" behind it are bigger than normal
this is because the vein/artery leading from the heart to the testicle is very long, can lead to pumping issues and a sort of back log of blood.
there's a chart floating around somewhere that demonstrates this

Does an ultrasound just pick up blood blockages in relation to this? Would nerve damage cause the testicle and surrounding left side of the scrotum to be numb including the skin to a lesser extent?
Not sure if they even had a department to do an ultrasound in, unless it comes under diagnostic imaging. Again when I asked whether I needed anything further he just said to book a GP appointment then the GP would decide if I even needed an ultrasound or urologist, all he really told me was that it wasn't testicular torsion.
Could a blood blockage be completely painless aside from a stinging pain sometimes felt when you touch the area around the cord?

You're paranoid bro, everything is gonna be all right.

OP sounds like an ungrateful, neurotic little bitch.

Americlap here, this kind of shit is why half the country still is vehemently against socialized healthcare. We'd rather be fucked on the bills and have a doctor available when we need them than have free shit but have to wait days/months for treatment. And people don't really worry about the bills anyway, for the most part, because the poor get free healthcare from the government, the rich can afford it out of pocket, and the middle class almost all have insurance. It's just a tiny, loud segment of the population that actually gets ruined by medical bills.

He saw a doctor, read the thread retard.

OP is a mong that didn’t know about emergency services.
Also:when you lose a ball, the other makes up for it by doubling it’s test output to maintain your test levels in homeostasis.

My dad lost one right after he was born, made two kids and is manly as fuck. Doesn't give a fuck.

I think you should just chill the fuck out. Seems like 90% of your problems are psychologically.
Even if you lose your left ball you still have your right, so it's not going to be that bad.
Try to calm down and just book an appointment with an urologist.

what's furious pete doing on Jow Forums

The guy is calm because they deal with idiots like you every day.

>don't really know what to say or how it will affect their helping but I have to give them a clear picture, I didn't really hurt them all that much only occasionally just tying them. What could I say really? I mean I pay for the NHS whether I use it or privatised healthcare so it shouldn't really matter right? Hope its just nerve damage
Doctors are paid not to (show that they) give a fuck

>I've got to come clean and say I was getting off to a femdom joi/CBT video, like I always did previously, and I tied the string tight around my balls. Then I felt more of a sharp pain than normal (I usually space these out for months so there is no real buildup of damage) and this is when it all started. I'm going to come clean to the GP when I see them, tell them how much this could've done even though its just tying balls up occasionally
I remember the nerd in the A&E last night. Lol. Enjoy your permanent damage.

Btw, the reason I seemed autistic was that I did my best not to burst out laughing at the skinny fat "computer expert" (he wrote that on his questionnaire, seriously) who was talking his ass off about fapping to femdom and incarcerating his balls via a shoelace for over 15 minutes.

Good luck on Monday pal, and lol and lol again.

t. the "Pajeet" treating OP

>when you lose a ball, the other makes up for it by doubling it’s test output to maintain your test levels in homeostasis.
OP may be on to something here then. Perhaps there's a way to trick your balls into each doubling their test generation, then you have twice as much test as possibly normally?

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