STOP. You have ONE post to explain why you aren't using steroids to achieve your best possible body RIGHT NOW...

STOP. You have ONE post to explain why you aren't using steroids to achieve your best possible body RIGHT NOW. Hardmode: no FUD

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I'M A GRILL.

I want to meet my grandchildren

I don't wanna lose my balls.

Because I don't want to look like an old tranny by the time I turn 35 with a completely bald head and acne slowly replacing my skin.

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Since I’m straight and not in gay porn, muscle fetish doll isn’t my “best” possible body.

I would be a 4/10 at best if I start balding.

I don't want to mess with my body's hormones to make a struggle that I'm already equipped to handle easier. If it's true that determination and grit are born from hard work, taking steroids would be more like a handicap with negative consequences down the line than an advantage.

i don't want to have a head covered in rolls of scalp skin, making me look like a monster

Take hcg, balls dont change

>Steroids aren't a free pass
Yes, they are. You get more gains than a natty by just being on roids.
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Broke as fuck. If I had money, would do.

Why haven't I? More like why didn't I start sooner

I'm still over 20% BF

im only 18

no money and too scared to get them shipped to university

Because I'm happy with my life.

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I researched a cheeky 500mg Test E cycle, got all my supplies, AI and PCT ready. It was pretty good, I enjoyed it and made a lot of gains, kept the majority of them. I probably wouldn't do it again though, it took a long time for me to get used to the pace of natty gains once I finished PCT.

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Amen brother, puberty is nature's steroids

I want to have atleast 5 years of lifting experience before roiding

I want to hit abs and 225 bench natty first. It will happen eventually. Lmaoing at all these nattys who know nothing about roids fearmongering.

Waiting to get leaner first but might hop on a TRT dose until I'm lean enough then blast. I don't plan on PCT but already have the drugs on hand incase

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because i already have shitty ligaments (thanks hypermobility) and they are what limit my strength right now. my form is good, i don't egolift, i have strength in the tank yet i still injure myself fairly regularly.

don't want to tear anything, honestly i would be on gear if not for this

You're just small

>injecting yourself with chemicals for gains

Unless you're an elite athlete, there is more to life than getting bigger.

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Not worth the risk of losing my hair

Because there is no point. These are the 3 biggest reason most people start lifting:
>Health
Can be perfectly achieved naturally, in fact, roiding is counter productive to achieving this goal
>Strenght
A strong body that is able to do manly shit around the house or at a job is easily obtainable. Hell, even being strong enough to lift your girl while fucking her is doable without roids unless shes a fat pig
>Improving looks
Here is where most opinions are divided. But from what Ive seen and heard from females in real life and on the internet they seem to like a little muscle and leanness the most, they generally dont like a roided up physique. So again, pointless to roid for an attractive body

So whats left? The insecurity and ego at the gym, thats why many people start roiding. They see guys at the gym bigger and stronger than them and they cant stand it. So go ahead, inject yourself with your illegal chinese chemicals to 'mog' others at the gym. Just know that outside of the gym its absolutely meaningless

I get heart palpitations during panic attacks, part of the reason I lift is for heart gains, roids would be too high risk, so I must natty :(

>It can be done safely. Arnold is still around. FUD

Why do roiders always use the same cherrypicked people as argument? Its the same as when stoners say "Oh yeah Michael Phelps smokes weed and he is an Olympic swimmer!". Ignoring the fact that there are literally tons and tons of retards roiding that fucked up their body for nothing, they achieved nothing meaningful with it. Oh and by the way, Arnold is a bad example because it has been stated many times that its a medical wonder he is still alive.

Because it's cheating

I don't lift to look good or to lift heavier weights. I lift because the process of struggling to overcome a challenging weight has helped me mentally. Thus there's no need to artificially expedite my progress. It's about the journey for me, and I have no destination in mind.

>lmaoingg at anyone with a sub 225 binch
Epic bait

want to get my heart rate/bp/lipids/body fat all lower so I have more room for error, then I'm gonna inject Chinese bathtub chemicals into my ass

I'm a collegiate athlete and I get drug tested too frequently to not be caught

because my liver and pancreas are already fucked

I lift for the army
My gun won't care how i look

Roid bodies appeal to male power fantasies and gay men

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God I love this commercial so much

I'm 20, even if I were going to I'm waiting until at least 25

Because I'm not a filthy nigger

I kinda want to but I also plan to have kids and also don't want the hassle of doing my blood regularly and constantly planning cycles, buying shit all that and I thin the natty limit is good enough for looking good in every day life. Also I don't plan to compete or make money with my body so I don't need to be super big.

>It can be done safely. Arnold is still around. FUD

Arnold could afford the best medical care in the world for the last 50 years.

But user, I already took the steroidpill and now I'm never coming off! Good for me, I tolerate tren pretty well and it does amazing things for my physique. DHT derivatives give me bacne though. Test and tren are great. Dbol gave me some mass, but also made me moon-faced, gonna try anadrol next.

My wife won’t let me

Does dicc grow on hcg or is that a myth

What if i took hcg and used a penis pump daily

Also dont take HcG for a full cycle length of time or you will lose your HPTA

Great reason. Biggest mistake of my life was not cutting before my first cycle. Fat causes the test to aromatize and disappear as soon as you inject it. Wasted about $100 worth of gear and a lot of ass pain

How is your blood work user?

Cholesterol is just barely out of range. Cruising on 250 test till spring and gonna check it again.

I'm only 18 but will probably hop on eventually. I want to give it some time.

That's easy. I'm a blood donor and part of the military reserves. Any form of drug use would disqualify me from either one.
My goal has never been massive size either. I am going for ottermode and being fit like a soldier for the coming race war.

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BC I have type 1 diabetes and there is no literature about how to pull off roids safely without pancreas

DESU sarms might be the best option for T1's rn

Kill yourself retarded nigger. You're just as bad as obese fucks and heroin addicts

because the negatives by far outweigh the positives

I'm scared of needles/injecting :(

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Because I'd lose my comfy security clearance on account of lmao periodic reinvestigation.

It will be an honour fighting alongside you user. The day cannot come soon enough

There's still time, user.

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Putting aside the side effects and the fact that it's illegal in my country, I want to own my muscles. I don't want to be a piece of beef that can barely move forward and needs to rotate whole body to get through a door frame. I like the idea of being athletic and functionally strong, not just big. I also don't want to be labeled as a roid monkey or a meat-head.

I'll be 19 years old in 2 weeks. Did a blood test last week, will have test and estrogen levels in a few days. Basically told my doc I suffer from not being able to put on muscle and have mood swings. Both are kinda true but I overexaggereted it alot.
IF it's low, is it worth it to go on TRT at my age? Either legally or just low doses illegally? I'm big by normie standards, people jokingly ask if I'm taking roids whenever they see me naked. If I can get solid gains with low test will having high test just bring me to Mr. Olympia tier physique? Help a zoomer out y'all

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Where do you get this sort of crap?

Im just 20 its too young to roid

I can’t afford them. Ill take after uni tho

Shit is expensive and I can only count for untrusted sources here in White Argentina.

Training for spec ops, I rather pin after I made it in natty

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based

not lifting natty for long enough

my already below average penis would evolve into a micropenis

Every male in my family has gone bald in their 20s, I’m 19 and living in constant fear

Just shave it bro.

I have acne prone skin as it is, I'm not risking fucking it up beyond repair

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Too scared

Heh, thats simple, it's because I don't need em.

From an incredibly young age my testosterone levels have been off the charts.

They say my mom was on HRT when she spontaneously had me, impregnated by the test, if you will.

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I'm only 18, so I'm waiting until at least 22. Taking MK677 for those height gains though and it's working great.

you won't get TRT, you'll be sent to a psychiatrist and given a weight-gaining supplement

Fake as fuck claims. Three all. HPTA breaks if you take too much HCG at ONCE. It doesn't matter for how long you take it. Just don't go nuclear with doses.

Yes there's research on it, search it if you want to back it up.

>MK677
wait is this legit? redpill me on that lad

Because i don't want my heart to explode when i'm 40

you get used to it real quick, then it's just some mild discomfort for 10 seconds and done. of all the reasons not to hop on gear, this is one of the weakest. don't be afraid!

Take HCG for testicles (btw they come back)

Good sking care/accutane for acne

Don't be stupid with doses/compounds, use AI if needed for strogen, forget about bitch tits

Same as above for temper tantrums

Good diet, cardio and using only test is safer for the heart tham most accepted lifestyles (binge drinking, smoking, not working out, obesity, even low test)

So, all excuses for not having made research.

Ps: I'm more stable since I started test.

MK677, while often marketed as a SARM, is not. It's a growth hormone secretagogue, meaning that it stimulates your pituitary gland to make more GH. This has the same effect as a growth spurt, although if your growth plates are closed there will be no height gains.
There's no testosterone suppression so you can take it for years at a time, although if you take it too long you'll end up with giant hands (or so I've heard).
Side effects are standard growth spurt stuff like increased water retention/bloating, tingling in extremities, and being hungry as fuck all the time. The only really common one is hunger but I've had all three.

wait until 25 if you want to be safe

A whole year of test costs the same as 1 month (or half a month, depending on factors) of food.

What about this.

I train the same as you and get much better results

or

I train less than you but still get somewhat better results, and having more time

:)

Be careful with the tren alzheimer

>giant hands
SO I WONT BE A WRISTLET ANYMORE?
FUCK YEAH!

Not worth the cost. Can also be damaging for my career/freedom.

FUCK gotta bail if the doc tells me this lol. Better just pin ugl test anyways

Giant hands, not giant wrists.