/fraud/ - steroids general

Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and coping general.

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

>Reddit link
yeah, fuck off

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

No source talk allowed.

This isn't a medical forum. Stop asking for medical advice and go to a doctor.

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Other urls found in this thread:

aljabri.com/blog/what-is-facial-forward-growth-and-how-to-measure-it/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

If you're alreadybasking chances are you already have it.

How does one cope with this?

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here's a tip: if you see an "EDIT: " at the bottom of a post, no matter where, it's not worth reading.

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!!

Sounds like you browse reddit too much desu

hit 242 lbs last night.

when should the bulk stop

Thats why you should always run DHT based roids for the dick gains.

My mom bought some HGH, and this is what she got and now she isn't sure if this is actual HGH

Does this look legit? The bottom stuff is powder and there's a diluent at the top.

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>My mom bought some HGH
????

>My mom bought some HGH

wtf

Brow ridge should be on the same line as your chin.

I hope you have good forward growth

aljabri.com/blog/what-is-facial-forward-growth-and-how-to-measure-it/

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Shes a gym veteran and works out every day.

>My mom bought some HGH

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>My mom bought some HGH

nigga wat

Top bait

>My mom bought some HGH
this is why I still come here

>Shes a gym veteran
Lmao

Why u need that amount of cialis?
dicc down on a cruise?

Passing through, but please, put me on the screen cap

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>stopping the bulk
Excuse me what’s this mean

>teleports behind you
pssst, nothing personal little man

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I don't understand why this is funny. women do use hgh and they use it very well.

yes this is legit hgh

It's true though, she's been working out for a solid 25 years by now. I was expecting this kind of reaction, but think about it, a bodybuilder who's near 50 years old buying some gear is pretty common.

Some people over here swear by that shit and sometimes my dick is fucked, so i wanted to give it a try

Couldn't get any less. Only with that Nazi jew brand Nano's uses

Thank you breh. The powder+diluent thing kinda confused us a bit.

Post her body

your mom probably shouldn't be buying hgh if she doesn't know it has to be reconstituted lol

yes I have probably 168-170*

no idea i’ve been bulking / lean bulking for 2 years

kek

I agree, but I think she was expecting just regular ol liquid in a bottle kek

I tell her every time that we are doing this all wrong, that I should be the one buying steroids irresponsibly and she's the one who's supposed to be lecturing me about it

will I die if I take roids?

Yes death is guaranteed regardless

it would be extremely painful

your soul will die if you don't roid, just ascend with the rest of us

For you

Not if you get your mom to buy them

Yes I am currently posting from the nether realms after dying from steroid usage

Tell me bros, is it ever enough?

Here is my blogpost hope you like it

>be 6'2 140lbs
>decided to become strong
>bulk to 6'2 200lbs over 2 years
>from skelly to strong
>decide to dabble with enhancements
>read llewens anabolics after it was posted in a /fraud/ thread a few years back
>decided my first cycle will be test e, 2nd cycle will be test e, equipose,
>end up chickening out
>just get mk 677
>only really get appetite gains, skin/hair/nails all look like a childs which is nice
>decide to ease into it, next cycle is mk 677, lgd
>respond REALLY well, put on 20lbs on cycle, massive strength gains (compared to natty)
>lose 5lbs after cycle, seems to have just been water weight
>seems to have broken some limit, gains come easier even afterwards
>minor suppression but only know because I did bloods before and after
>tip my toes into real roids
>test e
>blows SARMs out of the water, feel amazing, gain another 15lbs of pure muscle
>well out of natty territory, can't compete in mma anymore because everyone in my weightclass is a fatty
>the announcer in my last fight even says I must be on something wtf not cool
>next cycle is test e and tren
>now 250lbs
>but
>still
>feel
>small

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> post
> body
> faggot

I too, know this feel of going from skelly to heavyweight and still feeling small. I hope that 130kg with a cut to a lean 125kg will be enough when it happens.

I think it's just that progress is so slow on a daily spectrum, that whenever you see yourself in a mirror you don't notice the difference and it still feels like the old you. Hence why still feeling small, even at 250+lbs

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What about that nose-mouth-chin ratio

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>be skinny 6ft3 skeleton
>workout every day for half hour
>put on only 20lbs in a year
>covered in body acne
>not using steroids
>not using protien powders
Why

I work in a West Coast office where a guy was accused of using the term "gay" outside of work and he was fired immediately.

Pays good but if I'm ever tied to Jow Forums in anyway I'm probably going to be fired and maybe sent to prison

right has a better profile tho

It's never enough

Agreed
Left has a pig snout, turned up too far

The 20lbs part is just average/above average provided its all muscle.

You're fine for a natty.

LMAO witch skull gf cope

>turned up too far
I refused to believe someone is this mentally retarded

mine is in between the two here

He speaks the truth, right looks subjectively better the left.

Left is better

>i have to post my face with my body hurr durr

I have a pretty recognizable body my guy.

Another question for the fraudsters: is boring gf the best/only option?

Elaborate.

It is all muscle
I started losing weight at first because I was skinny with fat around waist and thighs
But the acne is killing my self esteem
I have never asked a girl out and I'm 27
I don't have large break outs of acne just occasional zits and they leave red bumps
My back and shoulders look like a minefield

I wanna see a girl with a body like that in porn

Look into getting accutane. All my acne is gear related so I always got a clear fix, so I can't really help you out.

That said, do you drink alot of milk or consume dairy?

You should not be able to see up a person's nose at that angle
She has a pig nose
Judging by your reaction it's somebody you have a crush on irl
Don't take it personal kid, pork the pig if that's what you're into
Pussy is pussy, get some

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psa..steroids arnt a magic pill that will make you huge.. look at the wheels on admitted steroid user enhanced athlete.

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Girl on the right has an identicle chin to the left you just didn't circle it all the way
Left I can see her brain through those holes in her face

3 guys on juice, 2/3 have good legs.
Are you claiming that 66% of roid users will experience big leg gains? Not bad at all.

what are you trying to say

Post pics of acne?
My back is raped brah, they fade after a while

Where can I get steroids in Canada?
I have no plans to be a professional athlete of any kind.
I just want to be bigger faster, I don't have years to wait
I don't care if I get acne or my balls shrink
I already have acne and my balls are too big

No source talk my Canadian friend

>subjectively
I am talking about objective shit not subjective

You just say that because you don't meet the measurements.

She's pushing her nose up with her fucking finger you absolute cancerous homosexual monkey brain

exactly.
proportional > size

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Honestly guessing by the threads choice left isn't objectively better at all.

>do multiple cycles with var, test-e, deca, dbol
>get gains but nothing like others claim from doing the same dosages
>instead get more bloat than I'd like and acne despite precautions
>cycle off and hardly look different from being completely natty

Feelssortabadman, even how well you respond to roids is genetic. At least I got some great strength gains from var. Boners get out of control when you get close to 1000/wk of test-e too. I want to try tren but feel like my acne would explode.

Diet is most important

>words are difficult.

switch sources. eat better. lift harder.

Did you buy all of those from the same source?

You seem mad

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They're all ugly.

are you implying rihanna is hot LMAO?

All these ratio pics and shit. Apparently I have the ratios of a model?

>They're all ugly.
If they ugly then what are you lmao

Be realistic, despite their ''ugliness'' they won't even look at your way. You are completely invisible for them

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>masT coming back with more bullshit beauty """science""" after his trip to incel kingdom looksmax
all of this is wrong and most people in this this thread disagree with you so obviously beauty isn't as objective as you try to make it out to be

because they're rich, not because they're attractive. angelina jolie looks like a 70-year-old who's had too many facelifts and rihanna looks like a monkey.

I'm allergic to a lot of bad foods, can't afford to ever have my diet not be good. Low sugar, no milk, high protein, lots of cooking and precise calories counting. I've been lifting a decade, have a sports med degree (am a CSCS), and direct access to elite tier lifters with a lot of roiding experience.

I lab test my sources, even so I've used quite a few. Also, get blood work every few months when on.

No. Even so I've only ever had one source with bad lab work.

According to this shit test I'm pretty, its all bullshit. The article you pulled this image from: the “Beauty and Ugliness Identification Method” has no scientific merit, the results being easily influenced by the angle of the head in either way.

Guys, any advice/ experience with L-citrulin?
Yes i know it isnt any hormone/steroid, but ive looking for a nice substance for pre-workouts and this one have been a common topic.

For now, ive found two dosages: one, about 1,5 g per day, for penis problems. The other, about 6g-8g per day, specially before workouts.
Any advises/experiences to share with an user?
Im thining to go for a manipulated versions, since most sites sell scams stead of the actual substance

Are you implying you can do better? No? Exactly

No only you are an exception to that rule. They just found out that someone like you need more than that and changed the rules

>because they're rich, not because they're attractive.
WOMAN DONT WANT ME BECAUSE I AM POOR

LMFAO
M
F
A

LADIES AND GENTLES WE HAVE GOT HIM! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

According to you masculine features also does shit for attractiveness while all studies show otherwise

>According to you masculine features also does shit for attractiveness
Where did you pull this shit from? I AGREED that those features can contribute and do matter but that ultimately other factors and preference define your own definition of attractive.

masT have you left your house yet this week

>Are you implying you can do better? No? Exactly
yes. rihanna is a 3/10 at best, the only reason anyone talks about her is because she's a famous, rich pop star, not because she's attractive.

>WOMAN DONT WANT ME BECAUSE I AM POOR
not what was said you strawmanning ESL retard

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Just be yourself bros

Youll get a woman eventually

Just like god

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m8, why does any of this shit matter? I can open up a phrenology book and divine from the tiny size of your skull that you were genetically destined to be a manlet, but then what?

if you stopped jerking off to pointy elbows all day, you might find some satisfaction in your life

We good then

Only to fuck your ugly mother to give her a son that's actually worth looking at

Don;t forget that you were here on new years lmao

HOLY FUCK THE COPE

Again can you proof you can do better? No? then what are you talking about

Post your profile shot with that looksmax magic and show us how gl you are pretty boy

Glad we get to agree.

Maximum coping
And the girl on the right is pushing her nose down
Cuck

These are all ugly

well if you think rihanna and angelina jolie are attractive it explains why you stay with your own 4/10 lmao

truly a pinnacle of female attractiveness

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You're backwards rationalizing that all the women that ever gave you any attention were godtier, but you're just not that good looking.

>masTer has left the threa

I love it when people get mad and they don't realize that they actually admit that they not right

>my gf doesn't meet the measurements
>see pic
HIGH ALERT COPE

4/10 which is still better than you ever had in your life

BTFO

I am better looking than you ever will. No plastic pill can save you from someone that is so fucking automatically ugly

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what kind of dude spends all his time shitposting on a chinese AAS raws boofing fetish forum when he could be out getting laid

an ugly one

THEY ALL UGLY BRO. I EM TROLLING BREH BUT I STILL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING INCEL S.OI BEARDED MONG FACE

*SNAP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>his dick deep in that belly button

Ooh baby.

You alright man?

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Coping this hard on a Sunday night