I bench press just in case I have to stop an Orc's sword, with my own sword, from piercing my chest, while I lay prone on the floor.
Why do you lift?
Benjamin Rogers
Aiden Young
For the glory and edification of Christ
Ian Cox
I lift so I can throw politburu manlets out of the boxing ring.
Adrian Kelly
I bench press because mai waifu is not only the King of Britain, but also the King of Breast Valley.
Gabriel Campbell
Connor Lopez
For my faith, ancestors, descendants, Hitler and my gf.
Dominic Russell
Based
Michael Richardson
Noble and wholesome-pilled.
Hudson Foster
nice, i just nutted to her
James Thompson
cause it’s fun
Benjamin Morgan
Mai waifu of 11 years.
To lose fat.
To get strong.
For her.
Leo Smith
To get muscles
Ayden Ramirez
Floor press would be a better exercise to practice for that.
Evan Hill
That’s the supine position
Prone is belly down
Kayden Sanders
I just want to be able to overhead press my bodyweight for when the shit goes down
Elijah Peterson
Well said, comrade!
Joseph Reyes
Based
Sebastian Kelly
Josiah Collins
Eli Robinson
Hunter White
For the return to Tradition.
Christ cucks leave this is a pagan board
Justin Ortiz
yikes
Kevin Butler
in case an aging single once-qt3.14 or her father-support-lacking child is trapped under the back end of front heavy car that has good hand positions for dead lifting
Grayson Miller
>1500 years of christianity
yikes
Asher Johnson
>glorifying human sacrifice and worshiping trees
yikes
David Morris
>actually believing kike lies about our ancestors
cringe
Owen Cook
kys
Justin Wright
>worshipping nature makes no sense for primitive man
It makes perfect sense for the most sentient and advanced species to understand and study it's place in the world and back then understanding that the sun kept every thing alive and that trees are a perfect symbology for life makes plenty of sense and is flawless ideology.
Maybe you are just a shitskin nigger with no higher conscious that believes whatever mommy and absent as fuck daddy told you.
Cameron Lee
because i refuse to be a fat weeb but im ok with being a weeb whos jacked af
Carter Sanchez
Jordan Fisher
I used to lift for grills. Now it's because I do t have any money for school.
The recruiter said to lose 30 lbs. What's worse is that the post 9/11 and Montgomery GI Bills suck donkey toes.
I have to get a ranger MOS because theres not enough money for school.
Also I am still a 22 year old virgin and was hoping lifting would make me more attractive. Therefore finally being able to fuck.
Kayden White
you have to be over 18 to post here
Lincoln Flores
>trying to become a fucking army ranger for money
dont waste the option 40
Justin Hall
Yeah yeah yeah brotherhood n shit.
I watched we were soldiers and black hawk down as a kid. I've always wanted to do low speed high drag shit. Though at present, I actually need to do it.
I couldn't get enlisted before and tried to do trades but nobody is hiring.
Lucas Barnes
why couldnt you get enlisted?
Luke Ortiz
310 lbs Fatty bombah-latty. Lost 80 lbs via lifting and tried again. Still they say lose at least 30 more.
I have been on the SFAS thor program with an additional bench, dead, squat bro split. all that with full time work and full time school. I figured the school would distract me from eating but to no avail.
Brah I've done things to get out of my comfort zone. I worked two jobs on 3 hours of sleep for 2 months just to simulate RASP. I've done curls at 24 reps of 80 lbs just to stunt my pain synapses.
It's just the fucking weight
Christian Lee
doing things will never be harder than not doing things, is what I've come to realize.
Henry Anderson
2 tru brah, 2 tru
Bentley Cooper
I lift because it's fun. You get that dopamine rush in the short term, and in the long term it's like leveling up in a video game.
I would say a lot of other reasons, but those could equally apply to other shit I don't do. The difference is that other shit isn't fun.