You wake up and you’re in your goal body for one day. Wyd?

Based gem faggot poster

Fap and then immediately do my damnest to preserve it

Take as many dicks as possible

that's it?

How many times did you do 2 chicks at the same time?

Go to the gym and find out what my maxes are.

This, but specifically make sure it's redheads.

thanks to remind me the weird dream I had about having two dicks

Only one day? Well, fine. I'd run across the ocean to find the world's greatest fighters and beat them all. I'd break every olympic world record. And I'd eat a bear. All of this done during one single day.

Gay ass bitch

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oh yes, go big or go home

T-tell me more

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Crushing? This is fantastic. We live off of the satisfaction of progress. There is nothing wrong with this. The only contentment one should find is spiritual.

Spend the day as a girl.

I hate being a fucking guy - not to say I'm trans, so I don't have any kind of feminine mental identity - I'm lonely so much of the time but it's when I'm alone that I can truly be myself, since whenever I go out I have to "act like a dude".

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Kek, this is exactly it

I dreamed about lying naked on my bed early in morning and when I get up suddenly a white line draws on my dick splitting making two of them, just the log not the balls.

Kill myself because even with my goal body I failed to protect their smiles.

And what did you do with them?

dick and vagine
fuck self
clone

Heh, there's this old joke in my country:
A man is cheating on his wife and decides to tell her about it during sex. While doing it he says:
-Honey, I have another!
-If you have another put it in my ass!

I started shake them out a little bit and stroke them after imagining what I could do with them

>since whenever I go out I have to "act like a dude".

says who?

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Based wife

>tfw no twink-dicked bf
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Thats retarded, theres tons of unpowered dudes with his exact physique in the adaptions

Not him but i thought you meant two girls at the same time was your goalbod

I would show off my body as much as possible. Also probably cosplay.

>tfw I would never experience being two-dicked outside my dreams

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based and office spaced

Start making money on social media

Argentina?

¿Te cebo un amargo?

create a big titty blonde vampire gf

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>wake up
>have goal body (picture DIO)
>find everyone that has ever looked down on me
>beat the shit out of them w/mask on
>end the day going to the gym
>come home
>sleep till next day
>police will be looking for a jacked 6ft something instead of a dyel
>???
>profit

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Of course.

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lol, no gracias, ya me cuesta dormir sin cafeina.
inifitechan tambien? fuck spam filter

take pix and use them for tinder

low test?

Mira vos che, aunque yo si o si me tengo que tomar un café para poder dormir

>get my trap body for 1 day

endless amount of sex in a 24 hour period of course

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eat, probably.

See how much I can bench.
My goal body includes having a ridiculously big chest so I imagine I should be able to bench 500lbs.