There are few greater joys in life then starting to piss just before someone walks up beside you...

There are few greater joys in life then starting to piss just before someone walks up beside you, then unzips his pants puts forth a pathetic 10 second weak leak, then shakes and zips up while you are still putting out a glorious full strength stream of 40 fluid ounces as he walks out and shuts the door with shrunken shoulders. The feeling when you have emasculated another man with your powerful piss and cock is indescribable. Pee-shy bladderlets will never know this feeling.

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>paying attention to another man's penis
>Be straight
Pick one

It's not the penis but the sound of urine slamming porcelain at 30 psi that gets my dick hard

>literal pissing contest

>being a urethralette

t. Actually has a tiny penis and pisses really hard into the urinal water trying to be as loud as possible, and just ends up spraying piss against himself

A classic dicklet cope. most gooks I know do this and are confirmed microdick. Pathetic cringe

>ever giving a single thought to the other people pissing in a bathroom

you're an insecure faggot

Lately I’ve taken to newer practices such as taking the urinal right next to other men and conversing with them while we go, I find insane amounts of pleasure in making another man feel so vulnerable and weak that he can’t even piss while I shit next to him.

>gets dick hard while having a piss

user im impressed.

>tfw urethra is 1 inch in diameter because massive cock
>empty bladder in one fell swoop. Like opening a dam.
>some needle dick pissing in a stream of nanometers in diameter takes 2 minutes to do it
>feels superior
Jej

peeing at urinals is the most vulnerable place for men lol. someone can walk in and catch you with your pants down and fuck you up, in a place with no cameras.

Is this really related to fitness?

kek

> walk in and see two men having pissing contest
> stand right in between them and take a deep meaningful breath
> unbuckle pants and drop them along with underwear completely to the ground
> proceed to turn around and squat over urinal
> shit in urinal while switching eye contact back and fourth to the pisslets beside you
> leave without wiping or washing hands and mog the entire bathroom along with the "men" inside

Heh.

Hmm, but what about if the other dude(s) have just unzipped and are waiting for the piss to come when you walk up, flop it out and start pissing freely in seconds. You piss for half a minute, finish up and leave while they are still standing there with their dicks in their hands wondering why they can't relax and let the urine flow.

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Until recently I had a hard time peeing around other people in a public bathroom but I started to do the breath hold and it has helped me a lot.

You're just a petty sadist. Someone will fuck you up eventually.

heh, nothing personnel kids

>shoes on the bed
that's nasty

I went to a comedy club that had a device on the urinals that measured the volume of your piss like some type of carnival game. 0-5 oz lit up a red light that said "weak", and every 2-3 oz lit up another redlight with increasingly powerful adjectives. 12-14 ounces was 'man' and 14-16 ounces was 'real man' and 24+ ounces was champion.


I always wanted to install one of these in my bathroom

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I like to pee right beside other people just to see how nervous they get

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seek help

I'm Australian and it's pretty common for people to do this in a pub. It's still fucking gay though and eventually you'll do it to the wrong guy and get your shit snapped