Why are girls so violent?

Up your reflex game
You should be able to dodge/ parry/ride any punch from any untrained woman with total ease

>Woman tries to punch me.
>Either deflect it with my arm or catch the fist with my hand or dodge it entirely, because women are weak and slow.
>Everyone around starts yelling.

Times like these I want to just kill everyone.

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Nice larp

But I've done all three of those to avoid being punched by a woman before, and every single time people start yelling.

seriously if a girl can hurt you with her bare hands you deserve it. inb4
>t. white knight
my older sister would play punch/hit me with all her strength all the time as kids and that was when i was a skinny dyel. it was fun to show her how strong i was just by being male. now we're both grown up and im 4 years into the gym and she still gets my attention at family reunions or when we go out to eat by slapping my back or punching my arm as hard as she can. i was pretty suprised finding a vast amount of mgtow online people thinking the best response to a woman play fighting (play fighting is as hard as they can fight) is by crushing her skull then trying to argue to the jury it was self defence and being shocked when your "equal rights equal fights" speech didn't move anyone

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It's their way of telling you they want attention. I had the same experience with a girl in highschool.

A lot of the time that girls fake punch you they're flirting.

this. It's an unconcious test women do to see if you can handle it. And honestly if you can't handle a woman fake punching you how can you ever hope to deal with other men.

I used to mock hit a couple of girls on their shoulders too. And they responded back with same . It was fun.

It's generally because there is very little consequence to any negative behaviour females engage in these days.

youtube.com/watch?v=C7m5v8pLtog

It gets extremely annoying quickly.

>mom play hits me
>grab her wrist
>end up brusing her
Wtf it wasn't even that hard

That woman? That's right, she grew up to be the first female president, Hillary Clintion.

Damn my mom is into me
Cya later virgin scrubs

They hate weak men and are teasing you into learning to fight.

Seriously if you can't subdue a bantering woman without innapropriately hard intensity you're a queerman.

this, just peek a boo dodge them and counter right cross them right in the jaw like tyson

If they'd stroke you or softly touch you in other ways they'd get shit from other girls for 'liking you' even though they were just trying to be nice

Just V-reversal and hit them with your BnB, that usually sets them straight.

oh sure, if they do it often and actually hard then yeah, slap a bitch. But most do it once or twice. I havent actually met one to do it consistently or actually hard enough to hurt so yeah. Then again I live in eastern europe where pc isnt a thing.

Reminds me of what happened to my bro.
>his gf likes hitting him “playfully”
>increases intensity over time
>one time she kept railing on him so he instinctively socked her back
>she fell and hit her head and got knocked out cold
>woke up and didn’t remember anything
That right cross tho

>girlfriend mock hits me all the time using ancient flurry of slap technique
>face tank hits and laugh it off
>if it starts to annoy me I hold her down and suck her toes until she submits

I've never considered striking a women full force. They strike like children lmao. Just take the hit and laugh at her dumb ass. If she's actually trying to hurt you then this technique is guaranteed to fluster her. If you have to just block/restrain.

>suck her toes
Based

Well, if you've played skyrim, my annalogy might help:
>have sex with her
>GO MAD AND LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>you have to nail her pussy so bad you're dick should pierce her stomach and leave a mark on the bed.
>after you're done, get up and leave her there like the whore she is
>she will 99% say "w-what should i do?"
Now you'll have to summonnthe power of all your ancestors, not only the human ones, GO PAST THE DINOSAURS, PAST THE BIG BANG, ASCEND THE MORTAL PLAIN
>your insides begin to vibrate at the force of the thu'um creating inside you
And now release:
>MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BROAD
it's that easy desu

Lol she hates it so much but I like making her squirm. Have been kicked in the face many times but it's always worth it.

>not slapping the shit out of women "jokingly"
It's like y'all don't even wanna make it.

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My gf started slapping me and since I didn't want that to become a habit I started hitting her back exactly as hard as she was hitting me

She started crying and hasn't slapped me since. And all is well in the kingdom

> suck her toes

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>exgf had thick legs
>one time after sex she wrapped them around my chest and squeezed
>hurt desu
>I returned the favor and yelled CONSTRICTOR until she screamed to stop
Much more autistic than I thought after typing this out

My ex tagged me in the head with a guitar and I picked her up and tossed her clear across the room into the headboard. Never threw a punch though.

She lifts too, and thinks she's tough, although sending a full grown woman in flight in a fit of righteous anger stopped her from laying hands on me ever again.

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Not true. Women arent sexually interested in guys they can dominate

>tfw all i want is a thicc bitch
>only get qtpie 3.14 artsy girls

When I was 12 my 17 yo sister pushed me and I slammed her into the refrigerator.
You have to show women really early on that its not acceptable since they don't learn as kids.
Recently a different sister tried pushing past me when I told her she wasn't allowed somewhere in the house "family drama"
And I told her "I'd pimp slap her so hard she'd wake up on Asher"
You gotta teach them user

They're mirin women will touch your in any way they can to feel your muscles. It pisses me off a little bit actually

>Not Advancing Guard
>Not getting motivated

Not all women desu. Some women get off on striking you cause they know it hurts/annoys you but you can’t do anything about it

>every single time people start yelling.
this is just as believable as "then everyone clapped"

If a girl touches you it means she's interested in you, user.

Kek that brought a memory.
>14 years back
>8yo me
>13yo sister and I are playfighting in my room
>She slammed my head onto the wall with all the force she could produce (real wrestling shit)
>started crying, my head was ringing and I was lightheaded as fuck
>she covered my mouth so parents couldn't hear
>I bit her fingers, she backed away screaming
>parents didn't give a shit
>I picked up a wooden stick I had in my room and which I played with like a 2h sword (fucking slavs)
>Beat her hands and legs bloody with an undying rage of 8yo and broke a sword on her during retaliation

Gondor didn't come to aid, but I won nevertheless
She has never hurted me again

this holy shit you fucking virgins, if you tell a joke or tease her in any way she'll jokingly punch your arm and/or hug your shoulder briefly

youtube.com/watch?v=rksKvZoUCPQ
related, but guys chill. just find smarter ways to show you're alpha

>not telling her to make you a sweet roll
Such are many cases of undeserving novices. O Mara, how could you ever allow these heretics to lie with a maiden, bearing such disheartening ignorance of your ways?

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What am I seeing user?

Kek that was priceless

People who aren't into comedy perplex me.

Sweeeeeeeeeettt Roooollllllll

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I know it sucks. Women abuse the fact that society is literally constructed in ways to protect and coddle them to pull this shit. Then they unironically bitch about "muh oppression". They hit you, often fucking hard, as a "joke" because they know men and women will jump out of the woodwork to stomp you if you retaliate.

There's only one way to counter it. Then they go to hit you, you quickly snatch them by the wrist and hold on tight (but not tight enough to bruise) for a second before letting go. Don't say anything

Reminds them of the physical reality they're playing loose and fast with. Might also make them wet

for exercises get a bucket of rice and squeeze deep under the rice, until you get tired, rest and repeat

I count four non-virgins in this thread.

user if that's the aftermath you're going to jail.

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unless that's him bleeding from getting a guitar to the head

they do it because they never had to face their potential to cause harm, and mediate it
its ignorance not malice

that period blood obviously
pms is a bitch

well someone is going to jail. Either it's your ex for assault or you for excessive force

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If you are in the midst of or past puberty and you still don't get that women who play hit you want you to fuck them then I don't know what to tell you. Even for my autistic ass that's a dead giveaway if you make a joke or tease them and they hit you, you've got them wrapped around your finger at that point 2bh familia.

As for women who actually try to inflict damage on you, it is a result of the fact that they never ever had to learn consequences for an escalation of hostility. Im only 21 and even in canuckistan I got into several fights in middle/highschool as a result of myself, or one of my friends, or some antagonist taking things too far and it ended in a fight. I feel like most guys still learned to know not to be cunts (whether or not by virtue of not wanting to be a cunt or simply not wanting to get a beating) because they still face actual consequences for their actions. Women, especially "popular" women never face consequences for their actions because it's all just some stupid drama shitfest with women growing up. When becky calls another girl a slut in front of everyone she doesn't get smacked, the girl just runs off to the bathroom and cries in a stall.

I usually just push them onto the nearest couch/bed/soft thing over and over until they chill out. I tripped a girl in a grass field on Halloween for blowing glitter in my face and everybody laughed at her.

If they're doing it as a joke, usually means they're real comfortable around you. I've never seen it as a problem. If they're being annoying, just annoy them back. Forehead flick or just blowing air in their face is comical and won't result in backlash for them pulling some cheeky bullshit, as well as being a clear "It's time to stop" sign.

If things get serious, just use appropriate force but be aware that girls bruise from the slightest things, they're not too hard to put down and there's no need to go fucking ham like you're up against some 6'2 roidman trying to mug you.

My female co-worker punched me in the spine for no reason and it hurt for like 2 months. Going to the gym and working on my feet was miserable.

>no other images found
user u good?

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Because they can get away with it
Women are large children because society is still conditioned to protect them, it’s still considered a far worse thing when a man hits a woman than the reverse
Equal rights, equal lefts l say

>user u good?
Yeah, I'm good.

>well someone is going to jail.
Happened over a year ago.

>Either it's your ex for assault or you for excessive force
She would get battery. With a weapon, I think it goes to second degree or something. No law got involved

>unless that's him bleeding from getting a guitar to the head
It was

>What am I seeing user?
My blood in the bathroom

>user if that's the aftermath you're going to jail
My blood, dog

What the fuck did she hit you for?

they've made you their bitch

We must be swift as the coursing river

I called her a bitch because she was acting like one, and I told her I didn't want to see her any longer.

She was of the opinion that I was in no position to break up with her and she made her displeasure known.

and then you very much put her in her place
gj user

Treatment for such disorder; beatings

>sister playfully punches me
>it's a weak girly punch so I give no reaction
>she notices
>starts repeatedly punching me harder and harder until I react with pain
>she is full on haymakering me in the arm at this point
>starting to hurt quite a bit now
>mfw pretending I still can't feel it

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The degree to which I reciprocate a mock-hit is really dependent on who is mock-hitting me.
My sister and I are fairly close so we'll usually get together and watch a movie at my place once a week. Generally I'll make fun of some aspect of a movie she likes by saying the director is a kike or Wesley Snipes is an ugly nigger and she'll laugh and play hit me on the arm. I usually just laugh it off and tell her I'm gonna get her back for it later, then I usually do but I don't hit her autistically hard or anything like that.
When my girlfriends in the past have play hit me I usually do something similar but it has more of a sexual tone that I obviously wouldn't do with my sister, slapping them on the ass or something.
My most recent ex was pissy about some bullshit that I don't remember and slapped me in the face while I was sitting down but I just stood up in her face and grabbed her wrists until she calmed down.
I think this made her realize how much stronger I was than her because she never so much as raised her voice to a shout until we broke up after she moved for college (I was already almost done with school and didn't want to have to deal with long distance shit on top of finding a job)
If you hit them back I'd say use the amount of force you think you could hit a 6 year old with and make it clear that you're joking around.

>I picked up a wooden stick I had in my room and which I played with like a 2h sword
absolutely based

girls can be so cruel

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Because they get away with it. If it really becomes a problem just "accidentally" put a little extra muscle in your counter attack and then act with disbelief that you really did cause pain.

>"Are you for real? There is no way that hurt."
>"heh, kid. I only used 10% of my power"

Did she also touch your penis to "practice"?

>steak and blowjob day
Hello there reddit

>2019
>not vacuuming her toes up with maximum force

>hitting a woman back
Lel are you guys even men? Just do what these guys do Mock them, flick their forehead and if it gets too annoying subdue them. It's not like you need to hit a woman to completely dominate her. If it's flirty play hitting I just subdue them with tickles.

In HS one of them latina chicks that always wears leggings kept slapping my ass.
I eventually got annoyed and slapped her ass as hard as I could then she stopped.
Sometimes dumb cunts need to be reminded where they belong just make sure you dont leave marks.

i never thought i would hit a girl but wh n some crazy bitch spat in my face i had a knee jerk reaction to backhand her. was pretty funny desu but i nearly got in a fight with her bf because of it, he ended up giving me a xanax and offering to get me stoned at the end, turns out im pretty good at de-escalating

Why does something so based have to be reddit cancer?
Where did our memetic energy go bros?
We killed ISIS, got the most hated man in the election into office, defeated the tumblrinas, but we are losing our ground.
Its time to turn it up a notch boyos.

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>>she starts calling misogynist
>Implying that's a bad thing...
True

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With all the force of a great typhoon

>tfw all the girls at my college were too afraid to even joke about hitting me
Goes for the lads too. I'm not even tall, just strong lmao
I think I furrow my brow too much, makes me look fucking furious

fucking lol

this is always funny
>Done yet?
>My turn?

the naming convention itself (within this specific context) is the reddit part
naming it means that it's somewhat necessary to name it
ideally, it would be so common that there's no point in naming a day steak and blowjob day because they're components of any other regular day

also, y'all faggots
all y'all
dumb frogposter

All cringe aside this really does work. Just a little tap and a tower pretty much ends any kind of unacceptable behavior and her quiet orgasm prevents any backtalk

>ideally
True, but sadly these arent everyday things for the average man, thats what makes steak and blowjob day enticing and chuckle worthy.

Based psycho couple

If a woman mock-hits you (and kinda laughs) after you make a joke, it means she likes you

You fucking autist

Once I got a B on a science test and my mom saw it on the home grade checking software, I was bending over next to her to see my results.
Basically she just started slapping me, she wouldn't stop. Didn't really hurt but her face was pure rage and she just slapped repeatedly. I grabbed her hand before she could slap me for like a 15th or 16th time and she just screamed in my face and I had to spend the weekend in my room.
Pretty rough, taught me a lot. I guess I'm glad to have developed freakish discipline somehow, there's a reason children of indian and chinese parents always do so good in school and black kids are so good at sports (or crash, burn, and kill themselves)- rampant abuse. Mom and dad will fucking beat me unless I perform on this test/game.

>Maybe 14 years old
>Had sister about 30 me and her get into a heated argument in front of my mother
>Out of nowhere within warning she grabs me by the throat and starts choking me
>She's starting at me with a psychotic look in her eyes while cursing and threatening me through her clenched teeth
>Actually fucking hurts and I can't breathe
>Look at my mother to break it up but she stand there with her arms folded
>Realised that nothing is going to be done to stop her choking me
>Clench my fist and punch her in the gut as hard as I can
>She lets go and starts screaming and crying
>My mother consoles her while screaming in my face
>Says that my father will be hearing about this
>He hits me when he gets home

My parents unironically wonder why me and my brothers all happened to end up fucking up our lives while my sisters are doing well.

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Your mom sounds psycho