McGuiver style Home Gym Masterrace reporting in

McGuiver style Home Gym Masterrace reporting in

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Where do you hold on op

breh, its a dumbbell not a barbell

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Crepa.

is that your squat rack manlet?

kek

Basato e acquapillolato

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It's a bench press without the bench so a floor press machine, it's quite genius actually...... I had a few incidents when I didn't secure the 2 chairs correctly so they were just lying in the middle of my gym/room and i had to call my mother for help when the bar chairs fell and the barbell started going down on me

>MOOOOOOM, IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>mfw hearing my son shouting
>LIGHTWEIGHT!! YEAH BUDDY!!
>AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PEANUT
>mfw the retard almost decapitated himself

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what the hell? this is ridiculous, just go to a gym, its not that expensive.

Money isn't an issue for people like us.......... It is just the people..... Always staring at my body ...... They take a toll on your sanity..... It's just easier to lock yourself in a room and only exit to talk with family/give them shopping list (grandma can't use a phone oathervise i just text mom or sis the list)

Went to a gym once..... She forced me.... Didn't bathe for 2 cycles.... The looks i got....

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>he thinks he's McGuiver
>he's actually Dino Tendies

>just the people..... Always staring at my body
the hell? are you female or what? no one gives a shit, you are barely big enough to be noticed
>It's just easier to lock yourself in a room
how about you man up and start going to the gym instead of larping as a hiki neet. dont be a pussy, go to the gym and grab some iron like a real man.
>Went to a gym once..... She forced me
she did good then
>Didn't bathe for 2 cycles
wat? just hop in a shower, its like 5 minutes. gyms usually have showers. put on your flippers, bring a towel. the only ppls you will see in the shower are old dudes, no reason to be insecure.
>The looks i got
why give a fuck about other people, you are in the gym to better yourself. stop giving a shit, wear headphones and focus on your workout, everything else is irrelevant when in the gym.

GO TO THE GYM AND START LIFTING

I admire this guy.
He obviously lives in some kind of crack house, yet he still manages to live the Jow Forums lifestyle, even if it does involve digging through garbage in his case

>Can't bail out of a floor press without held
Dude... are you super obese or just retarded?
Slap some regulation sized plates on there and you'll have enough gap between the bar and the floor to just slide out.
You can probably get some grey 2.5kg trainer plates from your local fitness store for like $10 each if you don't have any

It's his pull-ups bar

Ascoltami bene, tesoro. Riceverai tanti commenti dolorosi e umilianti, ma io non sono qui per quello. Lasciami solo dire, sei perfetto così come sei. Mi ha sentito, zuccherino? PERFETTO. Non cambiare mai. Ti meriti tutto e ogni cosa tu voglia. Rimani al sicuro per me, piccolo.

>lmfq penso a te che stai male

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TVB

You're renovating, right?

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>disregard drywall
>acquire aesthetics

You're gonna make it user.

>not knowing based DT
The fuck?

posta sorella

basato