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>filenames
I’m shamelessly phoneposting while on break

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Based Lucas

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>namefag

off yourself.

You do realize that's fake right?

>that nazi camp comment
never ceases to amaze me how some people just don't give a fuck anymore.

based people poster

why do boomers always type in all caps

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we need more of these
you're doing the lord's work, user

Ohhh...that just makes me sad.

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Genuinely curious, what kind of "valuable life lessons" did she learn ?

damn, Putin a cute. he kinda reminds me of Johann from Monster

This is an old one but... I always thought she looked kinda sad in this picture, like part of her knew she shouldn’t be eating this but she refuses to stop herself because she doesn’t know anything else

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Based MaryLou

how to say Big Mac in Italian

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She's not a boomer you fucking zoomer retard, she's clearly in her 70s or 80s, boomers are in their 50s and 60s.

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>1950 was 69 years ago

No way anyone can eat all that in one go. I've eaten 1.5 large pizzas, those garic breadsticks, and a few wings before and was stuffed beyond belief. How the fuck does she still have room for another half pizza, 20 wings, and dessert?

It's possible. I once gobbled down 2 extra large pizzas before I started to get Jow Forums. I never even left skinnyfat mode.

Marry lou types in all caps because it makes it esier to read.
People that didnt grow uop with comics or the internet don't tend to interpret all caps as shouting.
Also dont send her husband emails at night it wakesthem up and they dont know how to turn the notifications off

namefielding keeps the board alive

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>69 is a sex number

How do people get so fat? It's incredible. I mean the amount of calories you need to end up with 100kg over your normal bodyweight is not easy to come by. You have to purposely eat till you puke every single day. It's hard work to be so damn fat. I guess it's a lifelong career

This obeast has been training to eat large portions it’s entire life. This is probably an average meal for it. Also, this meal is likely one hour after a “small” snack and followed up by a desert.

plus I'm a massive attention seeking faggot

>user doesn’t know about vicious cycles

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Recycle, eat a fatty.

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She's our grill.

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>drinkwater

The irony can’t be lost on them

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gib milkies

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Nice try incel

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stop pretending to be me faggot

It's going down, nigras.

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>t. never been to Asia

queen of Jow Forums

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Anyone have a screencap of fatties being denied service upon entering a all-you-can-eat buffet in china/japan?

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I feel so bad for you, having been so fucking wrong.

Are you asking if such a thing exists or do you know of one and want to know if someone has it saved?

trump is fat with skinny arms

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>drinkwater
Thanks Buddeh

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Saw a post like that on Quora few years back, didn't screencap since there wasn't much butthurt.

But I'm guessing there should be at least some on tumblr?

based "based "people" poster" poster

La creatura...

Hard to say

Any good stories of that nature are probably accounts BY asians and thus unintelligible to most of us

>Drinkwater
I've seen her name a hundred times, and I'm still baffled time and time again.
More like
"Kelli XLjeans Chugsoda"

the only bad thing about these threads is when i look through them i feel the need to hit the gym immediately. im in good shape now, but up until about 13 i was overweight. It still freaks me out, knowing that glutton is still in there somewhere telling me i need to fill this void in my life with food everytime i go to a restaurant or grocery store.

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based

>That pic
>Lose weight so you can be promiscuous, goy!
What 4D Jewry is this?

i would love to be able to say i spent my life with the same girl i lost my virginity to, but this is not fucking fairytale land user. Dont blame the jews because you dont get laid.

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Never noticed how much Fat Bastard reminds me of Johnny Vegas

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>Stand up comedian
>Fat
Won't be standing much longer if she keeps vacuuming up food like a garbage disposal. 'Bedbound comedian' has a funnier ring to it anyway.

>Very overweight
You mean, OBESE?

>That girl being choked
HNNNNNG

Absolutely based Lucas

Yeah you like that don't you baby? Tell me how much of a slut you are

I'm married. The "player" lifestyle is a hormonal teenager fantasy, but I appreciate your projection.

What's it like being married?

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LMAO gotta love gruntilda

Pretty great actually, I always found the boomer Al Bundy meme to be funny growing up because I believed all old people hate their spouses. It's potentially a challenge to live with somebody this long but we have the same goals for the future. Having a wife is top comfy.

How in the fuck do you even get fat arms?

I am 16st 5 (due to severe alcholism) and even I have normal arms

Alcohol cripples your liver's ability to metabolize fats so you get more fat surrounding the liver (fat that was supposed to be metabolized) and this will make your gut have more fat distribution

she doesn't look that fat, though. Like, her body is chunky. but not morbidly obsese. She's at the line. She could easily be within the average healthy weight in 6 months.

Except for her face! why does it carry 90% of her fat? those are the fatties I feel bad for. those who's face-fat is the last to go.

Unironically, how are some alcoholics so thin? Considering how bad alcohol is for you, I'm surprised I've known so many people who regularly abuse alcohol who look perfectly fine (though their insides are almost certainly war zones).

Skinny alcoholics are just people who drink and don't eat

>fat people store energy that they will never use
>Entropy = energy that cannot be converted to work
>Fat people are literally entropy personified

>not roaming the world impregnating as many bitches as you can, spreading your seed so much that in the near future half of the population will be somehow related to you
never gonna make it brah

Alcorexic

Cheaper to just drink and not eat. Use less booze that way. I have Polish and Russian friends and we'll just sit around getting wrecked eating pickles and smoked fish. I think a day of getting blasted like that only clocks in around 2500 cals.

My buddy did have to relax a little bit, as he was kind of getting ascites. My gf did the water slap test to him (nurse) and there was a fuck ton of fluid there.

GhengisMode

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>Attraktive Dame
>Attractive lady
keep dreaming.

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They’re not wrong though. It isn’t an illness, it’s a degraded and substandard condition brought on by poor care for oneself

You really have to be fat if you get bullied for being fat anywhere in Africa. """high test""" is p much their ideal body type all over the continent.

The only thing worse than phoneposting, is phoneposting from a browser

When i get sad i dont eat

Shes hitting up my city soooon

obesity almost always goes paired with insulin resistance, and deteriorated liver function, which are illnesses.

>anonymous

hahaha someone saved my sketch i am honored

>That pic
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