>gym paladins set fire to the deadlift platforms again
Gym paladins set fire to the deadlift platforms again
Austin Evans
Joshua Barnes
Fuckin gym warlocks used all the chalk for a summoning circle again...
Joshua Cox
>go to do pull ups
>battery at 0%
>charger missing
Fucking new years resolutioners I swear
Alexander Robinson
>Gym warriors using the bar as a javelin
Luke Brooks
Go back to r*ddit.
William Parker
>gym necromancer says he's still not done doing deadlifts
Sebastian Ward
>new location unlocked: Anal Town
Carson Taylor
>Manlets are burrowing really dip into their pit
>Unearth a tomb of ancient swoletergeists
>tfw we had no idea there was an ancient burial site six feet below the gym
Lincoln Brooks
>fatty resolutioners fucking around in the gravity chamber
>one of them trips and accidentally sets gravity to max
>the combination of max gravity and numerous hamplanets results in a black hole
>it expands until it hits the manlet pit
>space and time are torn to shreds then reassembled
>wake up in a parallel world where everyone is 5'11 and below
Joseph Lewis
But women still only date guys 6 feet and up.
Nathaniel Reed
Kekked and checked
Xavier Richardson
>rape dwarf escaped the manlet pit
>making his way through the crossfit dyels
functional fitin' this dick in yo ass
Nathaniel Reyes
>gym twinks are having an orgy in front of the dumbbell rack again
Carter Jones
>gym manlet gets in "strange mood" again
>all the barbells now have intricate carvings
Jordan Campbell
>on last rep
>someone turns the artificial gravity to x2
Ryan Jones
Got banned from the gym for bringing a bigger than bigger than normal sized barbell, all I want to do is outlift the fucking gym apostles
Christian Sullivan
>gym viking plundered the vending machine and raped the receptionist again
Blake Wood
>gym drum set's double kick peddles are out for maintenance
There goes my tibialus pump for my left leg.
Jeremiah Ortiz
>gym peasants are having another witch trial at the dip bars
for fuck sakes
Jason Evans
>the gym witchdoctor is using the power rack as a sacrificial altar again
Jason Bennett
>Gym jester pulls my trousers down during heavy squats
Julian Walker
>decline bench
>do it anyways
Kevin Nguyen
>the elder druid lvl 200 cant cast mass healing to cure me from my DOMS
>knight comes in and casts blood rage, his dex skills go through the roof in order to squat 18 pl8s
>master sorcerer has an incredible magic lvl, casts energy wave to impress the normies that just entered the gym this january
i fucking hate my gym
Jeremiah Baker
>gym siege crew stealing all the cables
>apparently working to make a giant ballista
s-should i change gyms guys?
Gavin Hill
>gym paladin bashed the gym twink's skull in
>blood and brains all over the squat rack
FFS
Adam Rogers
>gym druid went full bear mode and shit on the diddly platform
Joshua Martinez
>Leave humanity behind
>Gym necromancer brings me back
Caleb Kelly
>gym martial artist tried to block a literal gunshot again
>gym undertakers are called
Brayden Fisher
clever
Carter Wilson
>gym rogues form a gang called the tyrannosaurs
I don’t even know what that’s a reference to
Michael Wood
>Cubans at the gym sniffing all the chalk again
Juan Green
>can't do deadlifts because the gym necromancer keeps reviving them
Henry Carter
this is reddit without usernames
Juan Ortiz
LFM manlet pit need necromancer for the deadlift phase bar on reserve
Brayden Cruz
>gym kobolds are warring with the manlets again
It's fucking hilarious watching the manlets actually fight to keep the pit because it's all they have left.
Colton Evans
>Gym centrifuge was loaded unevenly
>Now entire rotator is broken, won't be fixed for months
Thanks asshole
Grayson Gonzalez
>Upcoming Full Moon will commence gym amazons mating ritual
Isaac Evans
underrated post
Carson Butler
>gym alcoholic and gym retard team up to form “the omega brothers”
Oh fuck
Benjamin Hernandez
>gym gladiators are using the showers to stage a mock Battle of Actium
Getting real tired of this shit
Robert Evans
>Gym witch doctor turned all the barbells into snakes again
Lincoln Gomez
>gym wisecracker found with his head bashed in by a dumbbell
Who did this to you, Tom?
Blake Mitchell
based and dorfpilled
Colton Thomas
>Gym guild girl won't give me any bronze tier quests
How am I supposed to make gains doing copper tiers?
Ryder Reed
>Gym high elf trying to make everyone go vegan again
I wish someone would tell her wood elves eat meat
Josiah Hughes
>Gym summoner mogged by own water elemental
>Water everywhere in Men's changeroom
Ryder Myers
Kekked, thank you frens.
Charles Morgan
Good one
Jackson Lopez
Oh shit
Caleb Rivera
Anytime pal
Ayden Martinez
>swolediers of fortune stormed the gym again to take out the local roids cartel
Levi Cook
>gym 4D printer malfunctions again
>takes the chunk of the gym that has exits into another dimension
they really need to fix this
Cooper Robinson
good one
David King
>24 hour gym has a daily closing time
Thomas Evans
counter with an onager and cavalry, but stay scattered.
Cooper Brooks
I hope your gym has a shrine of Talos
Jackson Ramirez
didnt get this one
Aiden Fisher
Underrated
Eli Rivera
>gym pirates keep trying to walk on people doing planks
Juan Perez
my gym only closes christmas day. Limited hours on all other holidays, but it's a shitshow on those days because it's 24 hours worth of people trying to get their workout in the 12 hour window. So I usually don't go these days.
Super proud of myself this year, because in the past I've slacked off hard on holiday weeks, but this season I planned way in advance, started my routine a day early and ended a day late to still get all my workouts in. Felt good as fuck.
Gavin Watson
Be warned. You have been marked by the Thalmor.
Matthew Baker
audible kek
Alexander Lewis
This.
The normie invasion won years ago.
Dominic Hall
>Gym hunchback won't stop ringing the dumbbells.