Penis/testicles injuries

Any of you guys ever seriously injured your genitals?

I strained my ischiocavernosus muscle and apparently some tissues broke, so now my scrotum is swollen and full of blood. It doesn't hurt at all. I can walk and sit just fine.

My urologist recommended to cease all physical activity until the bruise dissappears.

What should I expect? I'm worried about losing gains and condition if I stop working out a month or so.

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always rest if you need to
can't gain if you're extra broken in the future, think to your future

When I was 16 or 17 I went to sleep and forgot to breathe so I woke up and gasped and I don't know wtf happened but the left side of my body felt fucking weird and the left side of my bellend now till this day has damaged nerves. It's not as bad now but it felt uncomfortable and kind of sore to stimulate. It's been about five years or something like that and although it's still a different sensation to the right side of my bellend it's not really bad now, not a problem

I just wanted to come into the thread and say that I say a face in the image made by the spermatic cords (eyes), penis (nose) and anus (mouth) in the op image.

I have a Stage 1 varicocele.
Occasionally my right testicle hurts but i's kinda rare. It feels like when you're in a rollercoaster and it goes up suddenly, very weird feeling;

It has to do with testicular veins and I'll probably have a surgery this summer.

Bump

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Omg how did u hurt it

i have a 7x6 inch dick that curves downwards
had it pop at the base several times when girls ride me cowgirl style, which I almost never let them do cause they grind the wrong way and doggy is high test. doesnt feel painful but its fuckin scary feeling like my dick is popping out of place for a second

I had testicular torsion once when I was younger.
Turns out I had a common defect where your balls aren't stuck to your scrotum.
Move around in tight spaces and *bam* one of the testicles made like a small knot.
Agonizing.

I feel you bruv

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how bad is the pain? iv been having some wierd dull pain around my left nut for a few weeks wondering wtf it is

>E.T. The Extra Testicle:
When I was in 6th grade I had a small bump on my left testicle, like inside the sack on the actual gonad. Mentioned it to my father and he pretty much disregarded it so I figured it was fine. Forgot about it and about three weeks later it was larger than the nut itself, it hurt. I woke up with a soreness and didn’t see until I got to the bathroom. Three weeks and I hadn’t noticed it growing, now I’m running down the stairs to pee jiggling the shit and I inspected my nut while pissing to find it. Told my dad, got to a doctor and then later had surgery. I also apparently got hard while he was cutting my sack open.

>The time I bent my penis
At around 16 I learned beating off was amazing while high. My dick would swell up in the weirdest way. Full on hard, but puffier and more sensitive. I’m so fucked up. One day I realized putting a 110% mast boner in my pants waist to hide it felt really, really, like just amazingly good. So I started bending it while I’d smoke and beat off and sure enough it felt great. But if you didn’t know, erect dicks aren’t made to bend. It bent and something (the corpus calwhateverthefucks) like snapped. My dick went soft and was weak in the spot it snapped. I got hard right away, so I shrugged it off and left my meat alone. Seems fine today

Similar over fapped and now my dick feels deflated an balls empty even no faped for 4months straight no change

>Not getting your nut cancer checked out by a doctor

well if i go to a doctor then i wont have any money to enjoy the last couple months of my life because i will an hero guaranteed if i have ball cancer. such is life in freedomland

When I was 15 I got some sort of infection in my left testicle that caused it to swell up. Went to the doctor, got some sort of medication, and eventually it shrunk down to the size of a peanut or almond.
>feels bad man

Better be careful not to break your penis engine, like nutbladder and stuff.

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user ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CHOOSING GAINS OVER YOUR DICK?
just wait a month of gains loss will come back in two weeks.

If I don't engage my core properly I'll give myself epididymitis when squatting or doing situps. Fucking sucks man

Did you have a fucking stroke?

I only have one testical. It was ruptured in a highschool soccer game and had to be surgically removed

Is it just above your testicle? It could be a varicocele which is like varicose veins but near your nuts. I had that, doc told me to take a break from heavy lifting for a week and it went away