Be insecure about my height so start lifting weights

>be insecure about my height so start lifting weights
>doesnt work as there are tall muscular guys who still make me realize how short I am
>start learning muay thai and BJJ
>regularly spar with guys taller than me, shorter, stronger, and weaker
>start to learn how to use my body
>start to stop being intimidated or caring about my height because of the simple reason that I know most people, including most lifters, dont know how to fight and their aura of toughness just becomes unphasing and fake to me

It is that easy. Fellow manlets, learn martial arts.

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Are you one of those fuckwits who actually use the available punching bag at the gym and loudly make a "htssss" "tsss" sound every time you hit it?

Dont bully me

Yes

This is pretty much why anyone joins a martial art

I fucking hate martial art faggots.
Nobody cares if you can fight. Only niggers and school children care about fighting outside of sport. Nobody thinks your some tough badass because you can dry hump a man and choke him in some unrealistic reverse de la riva spider guard. You're just an insecure manlet who compensates by acting like an aggressive shmuck.

You forgot to end your post with "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The only reason people idealize things like muscles, frame, and height is because those things directly correlate into having more innate advantage in a physical fight. If you just jerk yourself off to only having muscles but never learning how to use them you literally are just coping and doing your best to mimic successful traits in men without knowing why.

>I have muscles like an athlete! That means I am as tough as one!

>You're just an insecure manlet who compensates by acting like an aggressive shmuck.

And what are you gonna do about it? Outlift me?

>muh fights

Nobody fucking cares. I lift because I enjoy it. I don't give a shit about whether I could fight or not because I'm not a school kid and I don't live in a shit hole.

are u that reatard who carried knuckle duster and complained everyone started shit with him?

I'm don't have to do anything. You've already lost, you're a manlet.

Yeah and like I said, the only reason height matters in men is it contributes to athletic ability, particularly in fights

You have a big ego from some bricks and I have one from having made a house

Take the fightpill

But nobody actually cares about fights, you can asspull some evolutionary biopsych all you want. You're still an insecure manlet.

I have a pile of 5 bricks, and you can't reach the top faggot.

>look at me im low t maga gun owner

you sound pretty insecure

I can't hear you from the top of my five foot brick tower

I don't mind the height thing or being shorter than someone but as soon as someone who is far more attractive than me comes to the gym I immediately lose all interest in life and drown in self pity

>keeps praising himself over a trait that is only worshipped for giving the foundation for being a better fighter
>refuses to know how to use it

You just keep proving my point

If you could fight, you could say these things irl too!

This.

Assertiveness boils down to how confident you are in escalating physically until the other person gives

Women care a lot. All the physical traits women like in men lead to them being good at fights. It is worth mentioning only few of the UFC turbomanlets are single.

Epic

>Manlet coping classes.

BASED!!!! HAHA

DELETE NOW

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So i can get this confidence boosts after a couple of weeks of martial arts?
What happens when i act on it and get me shit beaten in

If you know how to fight and spar regularly, you can beat most all people in a fight simply because they dont know how to fight

LMAO at all the weightlifting meatheads that lack the ability of using muh biceps for anything other than paying $30 a month to pick up metal objects and load their joints up with useless amounts of weight that will just end up deteriorating their already nasty un-aesthetic bodies

>If you know how to fight and spar regularly, you can beat most all people in a fight simply because they dont know how to fight

Say to the 20 nogs who surround you with bats and knives and shit.
>and no, IRL doesn't work like some action movie

>be me
>ask OP about the weather down there
>OP gets mad and wants to fight me
>pull out gun and aim straight at OP's forehead
>"b-b-b-but I can t-take him down"
kek

>oh yeah but what if this unlikely scenario that defeats the purpose?
>haha gotcha!

Uh ok?

*calls cops and charges you with brandishing a firearm*

Hey nothin personnel

>manlets coping this hard
Bruh I ain't got nothing against your MMA classes and shit, but you still a lil nigga lookin like a kid trying to act like daddy.

>unlikely
You've clearly never been to a nog neighbourhood.

Or in a real fight for that matter.
protip: nobody is going to fight you 1v1 IRL, its always about numbers

>camera catches OP falling into a manlet rage, flailing his arms all over the place and jumping like a monkey and trying to rush at me
>"sorry for the inconvenience sir, have a good evening"
lmao

More realistically
>you make fun of a short guy who knows how to fight
>tells you to fuck off or make something of it and either he kicks your ass or you go be a pussy elsewhere
>you realize that this isnt a legal self-defense scenario and abiding by CC laws you have to fuck off and not escalate it

Not to mention guys check one another a lot in situations where both might want to hit the other but not ki them.

Fighting is literally part of human nature, whether you want to believe it or not. You sound like a scared weak little passive bitch who keeps his head down, smiles a lot, is a push over and doesn't make eye contact with anyone. Fighting is literally one of the biggest social aspects of being human. I don't know what pussy bitch office job you work at, (Assuming you even have a job) but on my construction site where I work, there was 2 fist fights last year, with one of them going to the ground. No one got hurt, just some punches were thrown and people walked away with some bumps and bruises. Alpha dog status was established amongst the fighters and respect was gained. You're the type of person who would threaten to sue somebody if they got in your face and acted all aggressive, you know what works against someone getting in your face and being aggressive? A punch to the face, or if you know how to fight, a shot to the liver. Don't be a fucking pussy. Learn to fight, learn to defend yourself, because all it takes is for you to be at the bar, and some Chad character comes up to you, disrespects you and walks all over you and you can do nothing about it except take it or leave the scene.

It is easier to just call you a loser if you are going to cope this hard about avoiding athletics.

Probably not, he does that at the MMA gym, not the normie gym.

Bro I was raised in Chicago, and I was at gunpoint 3 times in my life throughout childhood because I was a stupid motherfucker. Almost got my brains blown out by some boomer spic fuck because "why the fuck are you tresspassing our neighborhood". kek

>protip: nobody is going to fight you 1v1 IRL, its always about numbers
Not really, there are countless counterexamples on Youtube.
Most fights are due to simple status disputes, which are between individuals, not one individual and a group.

Yeah I dont live in niggerville. I own a pistol and know martial arts. It helps to have both and not just either or.

I'm not the one coping.
You're the one imagining some Jackie Chan shit instead of being real.

>this manlet cope
Not gonna kick any ass with a gun aimed at your chest, little fella.

>whole America
>not niggerville
Let's be honest dwarf, no part of this shit fucking country is safe.

>being real means lifting weights to feel like a hardass but never learning athletics

>worldstar dot com
>it's all niggers jumping whitebois

Why are reverse manlets so fucking obsessed with height? Do you guys have anything else going on in your lives?

I feel bad for tallets who have to pick on a physical trait that literally means nothing in the modern world to feel good about themselves.

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I know you dont own any ccw because you dont know the laws regarding brandishing.

You literally have to be in an inescapable life death scenario to use it legally.

>hugging on the ground
>athletics
The eternal fightfag.

>Most fights are due to simple status disputes
True
>which are between individuals
Absolutely false.
Just try to pick a fight with a guy who's got 5 friends with him, you'll learn quickly that it's not the case.

Found the guy I could put to sleep in under a minute lol

>sir I was afraid of being mauled to death by the dwarf, he went into a psychotic trance, he was saying that he's gonna break me and kill me, I'm in shock
>"oh okay sir, have a good evening"
Ayy, stop coping little dude, just wear bigger lifts and maybe you'll look like a real man.

70iq lifestyle

The pride of tallness is that it makes you harder to physically fight but obviously if you are just a tall guy with no athleticism beyond weights then it is unironically pathetic to pride yourself because you cant throw your weight around and cant genuinely intimidate people who are athletic in martial arts because height is only one aspect of the big picture

>keeps proving my point

>160lbs soaking wet manlet with social anxiety trying to hug people on the ground
>"I-I-I could put y-you in sleep"
cope

don't project
meat me irl

is this a new pasta?

>manlet believing that a random nog or spic wouldn't blow his brains out if he tried to be Chun Li or some shit
Must be a miserable existence to know that you're too short for anything in life.

>fite me
Le 56% warrior face

The funny thing is that BJJ became popular because the short light weight guys who invented it kept openly challenging big strong people and winning to prove it worked.

They used it in the early UFC a lot where big fighters got sleeped because once the fight went to the ground they had 0 idea what to do.

terrified

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If you wouldn't live in a shithole, you wouldn't need to get your skull bashed in on a regular basis as training.

Yeah no, most kung fu is bullshit.

You keep proving my point by harping on height. Height is only praised because it makes you note dynamic in combat sports and yet you refuse to learn how to use it.

Do go on about your imaginary gun

You ain't a UFC fighter, bucko, just like none of us ain't Larry Wheels.

*more dynamic

>UFC reference

UFC (or any other fighting tournament) is just a fucking show.
People watch it for entertainment and there are rules.

If you think some referee is going to step in when they 5v1 gangbang you during A REAL FIGHT, then you're just delusional.

>muh height is praised just because sports
C O P E
Being tall is God's gift to any human in all aspects of life.

>you arent a ufc fighter so BJJ is useless

Lmao BJJ was invented before UFC and when the Gracie family tried using it in the UFC they used ONLY BJJ just because it was so easy to sleep someone who was untrained in ground fighting.

For self defense most all humans on earth are untrained in ground fighting and that makes it really useful.

Rocking that russian twig look.

Uh no? When UFC first debuted, there were like 3 rules. Now there are more but still less than any other type of fighting tournament

>tall
>means nothing
user, I...

if youre ever in a situation where you need to protect yourself youll need to fight if you have any weapons

Pussy

This is how my liberal coworker talks. He is always so defeatist towards masculine hobbies because of shit like "he will just have a gun. Why deadlift when we have forklifts"

No wonder he has 0 male friends and no gf

>1st world wage slaves
>needing to fight
???

I'm not a defeatist at all.
I just know because I have been in actual fights, both on the winning, and loosing sides.

It always comes down to numbers.
If you got more buddies with you, you'll win, no matter what kind of Jackie Chan shit they try to pull.
And if the other group has the numbers, you better fucking run if you don't want to be beaten half to death.

It just bothers me when people confuse ARBITRATED (there's a referee, rules, ect..) matches they see on tv with real life.

>not living in a concealed carry state
>not also practicing at the range biweekly

Where my Jow Forumsommando's at

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Larp

Whatever faggot, go pick a fight with some nogs and get beaten to death for all I care.

Dead men tell no lies

>muh niggers
Suck my cock. What are you gonna do? Beat me up? Shoot me? You can lift me or pose at me I guess.

Lucky, I don't need to do any of that.
You'll pretty much off yourself at this rate.

I have a gf