Why are manlets the only people obsessed with MMA?

actually laughed aloud at this, thanks guy

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People will fight you because you're smaller so you actually learn how to fight and end up looking into actual martial arts.

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t. Turbomanlet 5'5

This
Also, everyone loves it when the underling beats the shit out of the Chad.

This, because people will think you're an easy opponent. But it actually doesn't help it in my case. I'm a manlet and when people hear that I do Muay Thai some of them want to fight me more or just straight up say that they'd kick my ass regardless. I don't even care because while I started it to learn how to fight I really just train for fun these days. Also if anything, proper martial arts give manlets/small people a reality check on how much size matters. Against a trained fighter who is bigger than you, it is much harder to fight.

>tfw my gf loves Joe Rogan and MMA

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Based gf

BJJ

Why are lanklets obsessed with manlets?

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Your first mistake was telling people. Always hide your power level.

Only works on a padded mat. Correct answer was boxing, followed by wrestling, followed by muay Thai or kickboxing. Then bjj.

Where does an adult go to learn wrestling?

t. manlet

Playgrounds. You can take down a solid 7 or 8 opponents before the parents can reach you.

Joe "the thumb" rogan is a mad regressive cuck.

2.9" tops

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Toe Rogan, I get it.

Depends on what you want to do. Why do you want to learn a martial art?
Answer that and I can give a real recommendation. Otherwise, your responses to this question will be bias.

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gib mma loving gf

this.

t. bjj fag

Really helps with confidence and its fun also good workout

joe rogan is like 6'0, hes literally the same height as Daniel Cormier, the heavyweight champ, who is going to fight Brock Lesnar
be sure to tune in, fat manlet vs jacked whiteboy deal with it

rogan claims he is 5'8. In reality hes about 5'5 barefoot.

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For one thing, long limbs are a disadvantage in MMA.

>be me
>6’2” chad unironically
>trained for several years in multiple martial arts
>usually intimidate people because of my demeanor
>be out at a bar one day
>turbo manlet who obviously trains tries to get in my face about something
>could tell right off the bat he was an amateur
>beat the living shit out of him in front of his manlet guido friends

Feels good man. Manlets that train thing they’re the hottest shit, but always forget there’s bigger fish in this fucking sea.

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how do we know Jake the snake isn't actually 6'6

look into it

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hey can you say the n word in 4channel? how bout fagget?

>MMAnlets

>solid 7 or 8
Doesn't make sense, parents would kick the shit out of you before you tried to tackle the second kid. You are not funny, work on your numbers, Your joke would be tolerable if you said 1 or 2 instead. By exagerating that much you sound like an edgy 12yo.

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SAD insecure men. Real men out thinking about how to change the world and these niggas in gym eyeballing people 3x their size thinking they could beat em up.

Wrestling, kickboxing, boxing, BJJ

the level of pure COPE

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This is true, but coming from a kyokushin background, I reckon being on my feet and using my long range kicks, I could get 4 if I attacked them in a cluster.

So basically, wrestling sucks. Gedan Mawashi Geri is the superior attack to use on a group of kids.

>Be OP
>Only manlets are into MMA
>But I'm 6'2" and into MMA
>You're a manlet

6'4" guy here

manlets need to live in a fantasy world where they think they can compete with real men

Due to weight classes, short people have an advantage in MMA

Not unless you're winning a fight with a black person, in which case everyone else will team up on you.

Intimidationpillers are literally the biggest pussies out there.
I always laugh right in you fags faces and you never do anything because intimidating is all you can do, but against based asskicking Chads like me it doesnt work.
You fags are also the first to bully someone too lol, I love stepping in for little nerds and watching how fast you recoil.
I then point his out to the nerd I championed and we laugh together and then go pull babes.

Most dudes will bluff right up until the point of no return and then backtrack.

Anyway I'm 5'11 and 185 and I hardly ever have issues with people. I used to box as well (had two amateur fights in HS) and did a little bjj. I don't usually tell people that though unless it comes up in a natural way. I've been in a few brawls and I've won and lost. Size obviously matters but there's a lot of really tall skinny guys who aren't shit but they act like they are. That won't save you unless you know some basics or you're fighting a pussy.

I lit up a 6'5 dude with the gloves and out grappled him. He didn't know how to fight though and had he it might have gone differently. It was easy though. I had a buddy who was a pro boxer at 5'6 and I saw him whoop a college linebackers ass at a party. Big black dude who was probably 6'2-6'3. That said same dude also got mauled on the ground by some big guy a different time.

It doesn’t matter. The only times I’ve ever came close to fighting is when a group of niggers get belligerent, and I can tell you right now that muscles and technique won’t mean a thing once you get stabbed or shot.

Most niggers will actually fight without pulling weapons unless youre in Detroit or Chiraq.

lmao somebody who's benching 400 would choke you out either way user

>Most niggers will actually fight without pulling weapons unless youre in Detroit or Chiraq
You’re either under 18 or you don’t go out much, because they’re the first to grab a weapon the moment they realize they’re going to lose. And that’s if you manage to get the upper hand on them in the first place.

My BJJ coach is like 6’6, he’s a massive bastard.

I’m 5’11.

Insecurity and the ensuing overcompensation. The real reason anyone lifts.

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>my bj coach
lol what are you, gay?