Strongman: essentially crossfit, but for fat people

OP: essentially straight but sucks dicks

teleports behind you nothing personal kid.

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Now this is cope. They're a lot more athletic than you want them to be. You should think about improving yourself rather than trying to bring these people down to make yourself look better

100% sure eddie hall would smoke u dyel neet in any swim race

>Strongman: essentially crossfit, but for strong people.

Fixed that for you bud

>Except strong men are incredibly strong
incredibly strong in the most useless things ever

>They're a lot more athletic than you want them to be
You serious? Those fat shit are carrying a lot of muscle mass but from bodyfat standpoint they are obese on top of that. Isn't it weird how strongmen die from heart problems at young age? None of those fuckers is able to run for a while without dying, not to mention doing pullups or climbing an obstacle.

Pudzian was lilterally the only real strongman in the world. He took the title with visible abs, unlike rest of those fat pigs.

whoa look at those legs

>I rate le low fat pudding man

>t. Jealous skelly

>incredibly strong in the most useless things ever

>Picking things up
>Putting things overhead
>Moving things from one place to another
Yeah sounds useless

>He took the title with visible abs
So has Thor, Pudz was awesome but he competed in a lighter era than today. You can't expect men who deadlift >450kg to have abs, just as you can't expect to achieve even a fraction of their success

They take brisk walks with 1000lbs on their backs, idiot

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How do i get this mode?

the only fit strongman were jouko ahola and pudz

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>pays for extra leg room on away trips
Kek

SS & GOMAD, or so i've heard.

>ctrl+F
>(You)
>15 results
Thanks losers.

>be able to lift super heavy shit while ramaining stationary
>not be able to go upstairs without losing your conciousness twice
great tradeoff faggot

If you chose to be a fat faggot it's your choice but don't go around saying how it is better than everything else you coping fat shit. Professionals are doing it for money and you are fat because you have no self control so your coping mechanism makes you think that you're strong.

>He's too poor for extra legroom

he's working cleaning toilets in bongland I thiink.

and crossfitters wouldnt be able to get a single rep on any strongman event

>don't go around saying how it is better than everything else
Never said strongman is the be all and end all of all sports. But you are clearly a weak faggot coping by going "a-at least I'm not fat!" and you're fooling no one

>picking up heavy thing and putting on something

that's literally the most functional strength can get idiot

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Lmao this amount of dyel twink cope

>strong in useless things

That doesn't make any sense you brainlet

Thanks for what? You didn't actually receive or achieve anything.

Strongman: essentially crossfit, but for
>TALL
people.

LMAO to manlets that bench 315 lifting the barbell for 15cm and thinking they are strong.

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Pudzianowski was a peak strong man. Incredibly fast in explosive competitions and also very strong in static lifts (not as strong as those 200 kg fatsos). All of that while maitaining physique which could be used in bodybuilding show. Nowadays he fights in MMA.

After his era strongman went more into those 200 kg direction, more static lifts, less about speed and explosive power. Now most of the strong man are 200 kg.

Luckily it seems like there's good successor to Pudz.

youtube.com/watch?v=hHBd0LOFgGc

You know they have yoke walks and other dynamic movements right? It's not powerlifting. You're probably just trolling though.

He's an MMA fighter, retard.

Kieliszszszkowszszszki has no reason to be alive.

b8

>you are clearly a weak faggot coping
I bet you are a fat shit and still you can't even ohp 2pl8 or bench 4pl8. Not to mention doing at least 20 pullups. Im simply not an obese fuck and i can't stand obese fucks who think they are strong just because they have a sagging gut and tits.

Benching 3pl8 is considered strong and every fucking dyel can do this. Explain to me how often you will need to lift very heavy and weird object like fucking round stone or how often you need to YOKE WALK with 500lbs in each hand. Is being unable to breathe properly while you sleep worth it?

Being an obese strongman is a very specific thing just like being an anorexic ski jumper.

You're retarded. You can make the same argument about any sport
>How often are you going to have to throw a ball 100m
>How often are you going to have to sprint 100m while jumping over a series of small fences
>How often are you going to have to hit a small ball into a hole while avoiding sand traps water hazards and trees

Based and pudzian pilled

>calls strongman training useless
>trains hypertrophy

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cute pigs

Do not forget this absolute madman

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Think you're replying to the wrong guy fren

>I bet you are a fat shit and still you can't even ohp 2pl8 or bench 4pl8
Lmao looks like someone's projecting there
>Is being unable to breathe properly while you sleep worth it?
The fact that you ask this question is why you are not a world class athlete.
>Explain to me how often you will need to lift very heavy and weird object like fucking round stone
Absolutely retarded point. How often will a rugby player need to hold an egg shaped object and throw it backwards, how often will a fencer be poking people with a springy stick. You're complaining that world class athletes in this one specific sport can't also do every other sport and won't be doing their sporting events on a daily basis in everyday life. You are a spaz

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There is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUcHKAj_tc

And here's 4-time WSM champion, Magnus Ver Magnusson

youtube.com/watch?v=m0XU61eBoSU

This.

Kek

>I may be a weak twink who these guys could rip in half with a single finger, b-but f-fat!
Now THIS is what coping looks like.

Crossfit is strongman but for manlets.

Lmao imagine him kicking in anons door, that thing would go to another dimension

>Benching 3pl8 is considered strong and every fucking dyel can do this.

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