NoFap, my balls are going to explode

Been watching porn for the last 36 hours and I found myself typing craigslist in the address bar to look for pussy crush or at least a reverse trap to sexually abuse.

My head is flooded with dopamine right now and I feel light headed and not really able to think.

Haven't touched my dick..but I'm walking around with a semi and dripping semen alot.

I inadvertently stopped masturbating for about 6 days and I had a wet dream. Yall are a bunch of faggots

Craigslist doesn't have personals anymore, my dude.

I almost did this today. Messaged a girl asking if she wants to bang (never done this before). No reply yet. Then I looked up an escort online, went to ATM to get cash, but that trip 'cleared' my head.

I think it's going to be worth it, I'm on a dry spell and usually very inactive with women. An hour with escort should reactivate my needs.

What bursted me into action was simply mental agreement not to fap on any other day than on Mondays.

where are you from? if you're from canada i can help you
i'd rather fap than get off by prostate stimulation lmao that's gay

I only watch porn on the night of when I fuck my fwb to get positron ideas.

mASSachussets my dude

I mean, I don't want to mess you up if this is some big deal to you, but people jerked off before internet porn- even before porn in magazines
like, jerking off every so often isn't evil or mind altering afaik, just jerk off so you can think again and get back to enjoying your life enecumbered by porn

im sure if you look on google you can find escorts in boston or cambridge or where ever you fucking live. in canada it's illegal too but the police don't give a fuck. i don't know if that's the case in the states though.

Google search

I think that’s the same jungle gym thing at my moms house. Crazy.

it was a surprise to you that they’re shooting porn at your moms house? I’m sorry user...

Stop browsing Jow Forums. I know some dudes make you want to bust a nut, but hang in there. Think about the Jow Forums qt you'll be able to get in the future. Do it for him bro

>go to see doctor for physical
>he does his thing, listens to lungs, looks in my ears, touches my belly and stuff
>says he has to feel my lymph nodes
>puts on gloves and feels my neck and stuff
>says he has to now check inguinal lymph nodes
>has me stand up
>and he kneels down with his face to my groin
>says "pull down pants"
>I pull down pants
>Batman brief stares blatantly back at him
>he says pull down brief
>I hesitate for a second
>pull down me fave batman shirt down to cover penor area and then pull down brief
>he proceeds to touch around between my thigh area
>back of his hands graze mah juniors as he's doing this
>initiate_erection_sequence.mov
>feel my benor starting to peek through my black batman shirt

Fortunately he was done before the launch sequence was complete. Shoud I just /noporn/ before going to see my dentist for cleaning next? Not completely /nofap/? I'm worried of what starting up at completely covered bosoms for a couple minutes is going to do to me while on /nofap/.

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What is wrong with you niggers I never get that horny and I get hard just thinking about tits or touching my dick.
Day 2-6 are the hardest for me
How is this possible, like by day 7 I get less horny, after a month I don't even think about sex
Once I relapse I fall into the same masturbating everyday kind of trap (no porn tho) and once I stop masturbating I don't start again unless by boredom

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Put an icepack on your nuts while you sleep homie

Just have a wank in the waiting room. Think smart.

>not forcing him to gag on your cock
HE WAS IN RANGE, user.
IN.
RANGE.

it does in non burger countries

So if i cant fap how do i get the sex?

>Day 32
>One wet dream at day 30
>People tell me Im taller, bigger and one said what is my skin routine
>Better determination and focus
>Extreme sexual thoughts before sleep
>Stopped using thick blankets becouse high body heat

We are all gonna make it

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no I was gonna switch with jason but AJ's pussy was so shiny and plump and she was being so nice and understanding about my lack of skill that I asked her nicely if I could continue on her and she said yes.

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everyone's like that you dumb faggot. That's why the thinking man does weekfap, fapping only once a week with no porn for peak test levels.

And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.
Mathew 5:30

>Batman briefs
Based and Redpilled.

I have a very similar story unfortunately

>be 19
>joining army
>go to meps for physical
>had been doing nofap for easily 2 or 3 months now
>can levitate things with my mind
>enter room for physical
>we do all the same shit
>"pull down pants and bend over"
>I do it
>he presses quite firmly
>oh no
>I let out a slight moan and bust out a colossal giga nut
>doctor just yells what the fuck
>tells me to pull my pants up and gtfo
>exit office in shame

>be a cuck
>in your own dream

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>t. faggot

I relapsed (fapped without porn) 2 months in, help me feel less shit about it thanks

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I never had a wet dream.I have no idea how long should I wait to have one.

Low test

Get in a gay chatroom and use the nick "FullBalls"

That's normal, it will go away. You're prob used to having your balls empty so now that they're getting fuller you experience pain. It should go away. At least for me it did.

The point of nofap is getting horny enough to go out and get a girl or guy (no homo) to fuck with.

So go out and meet somebody jfc

you're a fucking moron

I usually don't dream about anything inherently sexual ever until im on a long streak and have a wet dream about some super degenerate orgy shit. I either have those gross dreams or normal ones, nothing in between.

You don't have to have sex. The exess of seman is expelled naturally or absorbed.
Also, don't fornicate or commit sodomy, kids.

its over, kys

(´;ω;`)n-no!