Fit humor bread

>Wanting to join crossfit

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I had this happen, but the dude was a fucking 6'6 Aryan Ubermensch and everyone was scared of him, but I have good empathy and sensing abilities and could tell he was a cool dude, so I walked up to him to ask him for a spot on lmao2pl8 bench and he helped me out and made me get 2 extra reps.
Then all of the dudes gave us the jeramiahjohnson.gif nod and all the girls were mirin the Chad Duo.

Had a similar experience.
>first time workout out in gym
>skinny fat with weak ass grip
>notice guy next to me doing dumbbell grip exersices.
>bulking dark skinned dude with an eastern euro accent.
>in texas
>ask him if I'm doing them correctly
>gives me a little advice and proceeds to hype me up for the next 20 minutes
>never saw him again.
I will never forget.

I assumed he WAS playing with them
you don't ever try to get your dog to run really fast and burn off a lot of energy

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atavistic memory of being chased by slave hunters

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Based random vatnik military officer in states for training that met user and helped him before going off on another crazy adventure.

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that guy is mogging my hairgame so hard, jesus christ

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I love it when people who clearly don't know their shit try to talk fitness with any authority.

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I dont get why they try something in competition before practicing it beforehand.

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Holy shit, the pregnant woman doing push presses. What the fuck.

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>wahmen stronk
The biggest meme of all.

lol why does crossfit look so retarded

Women can be strong, but only if they get proper training. You know, where they're coached by actual Olympic-level trainers, not retarded Crossfit fags who are literally monkey-level IQ.

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oh fuck imdying laughin

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its always impressive to see someone dedicate themselves to become something
its sad that it has to be like this

Those manlets didn't understand what he was doing. Will they ever learn?

Great word choice user had to add that one to my list

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Great way to become injured

this is the closest we'll get to anime tiddies

>that extremely slow look of "oh fucking fuck shit" 25 seconds in
every fucking time

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Literally just a adult version of a childrens play area.

Why do females invariably fuck up everything they attempt?

His left bicep is infected
El infecto

Fuckin champion

If the literal bar hadn't started warping, he'd have had it ezpz

This. I really didn't want him to fail the actual squat

Based jesus.

imagine running up behind her when she falls and sticking your thumb in her butthole and rolling her like a bowling ball haha

>Reddit tier humor

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what kind of bar is that?

a 45lb Olympic bar

what is that on his knees?

...braces?

Based haha-poster

>crossfit opened next to my house.
>they run laps past my door all summer.
>they all look better than most of Jow Forums.

talk me out of it Jow Forums, please.

Neoprene knee sleeves

Just cut and avoid injuries, then look just as good if not better. Also their gyms are super expensive for dues.

Ah yes, the knee destroying challenge

fuck you jesus

Even if you look WORSE than most of Jow Forums you'll appreciate having a functional spine more

This basically sums up Crossfit.
They're trying to do things that Olympic athletes train their entire lives for, but without the hours of hard work refining their form.
Very American mentality.

The less weight the more reps he knows what he's doing.

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Such is life in the zone.

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might dump more later

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well americans would know a thing or two about the olympics, I suppose
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Summer_Olympics#Medal_table

Good to see Anthony Cumia stopped drinking and started lifting.

lmao there it is

I was in this thread!

What kind of mental illness drives a person to do this to themselves?

It's a good feel
>new in town, find a new gym
>in the morning only one other guy there
>big guy
>UUUU
>I normally never talk to ppl in gyn
>start squatting
>guy comes up to me and says my squats looked really good
>can tell I'm new and introduced himself
>go at the same time for the next couple weeks
>recently gave me some pointers for bench and press
>said my form is a lot better than the dudes that also go that gym
>end up talking about SS for a while
Made me feel really good bros

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unironically body dysmorphia

kek I hope these people break a vertebrae

Sauce on that image?

Dr. Pavel I'm CIA

>Dogs almost never attack at random

unless you're black

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>not stankyleg.webm
shameful

aw wow man that must have been EPIC!

Thats not random

first one that's made me lol, what does that say about me when I like the autistic humor the most lol

>They look better than autistic board jumpers on Jow Forums who don't even lift

Wow user that's so surprising.

Dude lmao, it was literally EPIC! You are right!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weightlifting_at_the_2016_Summer_Olympics#Medal_table

this made me laugh user thanks fren

relatively recent

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you have to go back

Agree. Where I live there are almost no black people and when my dog saw one for the first time he flipped out and started growling at him.

Robert Downey Jr?

Notice that when the men are doing it, there aren't any safety tennis balls. You just know someone got impaled.

I am also less bothered by the recklessness and more upset of the refs waving through thots who clearly failed to pass the bar.