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Don't shave, but trim beard heavily.

i had about that same amount but i cut it off

Thanks for the nightmares

How much did it run you? I am seriously considering it, but I need to wait until the next Bitcoin bubble d.e.s.u.

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like 8 thousand dollars but im not american
would be less but i also cut my bobbies off

I am American, but I may also have them take some moob off. Thanks.

Your face is "I stalk little kids from the bushes" mode

How the fuck does he have abs

>jonnie candito in the bottom left
top jej

jesus christ are you real or is this someone shitposting

I always thought candito was natty until I saw his delts in this pic

T-tony?

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And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this? – John 11:26And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this? – John 11:26

That's rolls of skin folding from gravity.

Like a creepy fucking standing around naked with maybe a shovel in your hand in a public bathroom. Someone should probably lock you up.

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I believeth

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damn b that's pretty accurate.

kek

Nice filename
Guy's pretty based though. Aside from the face (which he can't fix) and the loose skin from weight loss (a plus to his story but a minus in his aesthetics) he's pretty bomb.
Very nice, thick core and huge traps. Needs some work on the arms, especially the shoulders.

you look like a creature from Attack on Titan

I won't fall for your tricks, satan

blaha has the best face lol

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Anyone has the before picture?

Actual serial killer tier

Lose the neckbeard, trim a neckline or go no beard. Get the sides of your head trimmed or at least brush your hair ffs. Take a shower. Trim that line that goes down your abs. Right now you look like alpha dad bod with beta face, but that can be fixed. Go ask /fa/, those faggots will help

Updated.

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Imagine if he captured you and forced you to eat his excess skin.
You leave the gym one night, weakened after multiple PRs. You've been on top form, but now in your fatigue, are weaker than ever. He choke holds you from behind in the locker room, and you are merciless, blacking out as his fleshy arm crushes your wind pipe.

You wake up, bound and gagged. Confusion washes over you and as the grogginess fades, you begin to make sense of your surroundings. A dirty basement, littered with plates and bars. Then you see its big, meaty back towards you. He finishes shaving the edges off of a stack of gold coins, then locks them safely in a vault.
"Ah, you're awake"
The words his out from his gummy grin. Standing up and leaving his desk, he disappears through a doorway. You hear the familiar sound of tools being chosen, but cannot see behind the blue and white flag which drapes the doorway.
1/2

"This'll do just fine" he mutters, rubbing his hands. As he re-enters the room, you see in his hand a long, curved knife.
He lifts a flap of skin from his abdomen, revealing he is in fact naked. You recoil at the sight of his dry, cracked glans.
With one smooth slice, he cuts off a long slice of man-shawarma, and stuffs it in your mouth.
You begin to sob, and feel his bristly mustache caress your ear as he leans in and whispers;

"Don't worry, it's kosher"

>bottom right
is that a silver knight?

Why did his fat form like that around hips? Did belt do this or tight pants? Can you shape the way your fat forms?

10/10 currently hard looking at your pic and would take your dick in a heartbeat.

Kek, I like this guy.

>a long slice of man-shawarma

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA

I agree with user who said trim the beard heavily. You look pretty good though, no homo. Good arms and neck.

>You look pretty good though

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>file names
Why are you larping?

>"no homo"
we are all Jow Forums brothers here, its okay to admit you got a little more than flaccid.

Why don't you post a pic then. Or are you still a skelly?

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Seeing pics like this both dumbfounds me and makes me mad

reason 1: you can be mostly healthy if you remain fat but put on lots of muscle and keep up your cardio. you'll never be 100% and won't live to 100 but you can easily live to be 80+ as a fatass if you exercise and you wouldn't have to deal with loose skin which makes you look worse

reason 2: I literally only fuck fat men. I don't know why, just how I developed. I only date them, and i'm 12% bf. Such a waste. I love being fucked missionary with a big fat belly crashing into me over and over. having my pussy filled means nothing if there isn't a tremendous amount of weight behind the cock, the pressure is like nothing else.

Pic related: left can impregnate me every year for the rest of my life

right: divorced.

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oh my god that's actually the most disgusting physique I've ever seen mixed with that face you to blaha. so fucking ugly

Armenian?

Congrats

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>Bearmode

Nigga went full Sasquatch

HW? How much did you lost?

>That guy with literally no neck. Jesus Christ

fuck off tranny

You look like a animal rapist. Please stay off this board.

Based

trim your beard. get a haircut. get good glasses. brush your fucking teeth

5'10

255ish

How has nobody said it yet?

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Oh but they did.

You lost 255 pounds? Amazing and your skin doesn't look that bad.

can some fag on here rates those by fuckability? i never understand gay aesthetics, but i think some of those would be passable in a club hookup setting.

underrated kek

smelly post but right looks like doomguy face HUD element

> this is in your body on crossfit

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>I need to wait until the next Bitcoin bubble d.e.s.u.
I hope you go fucking broke, bitch.

thank you for the read bro, God bless

That dude in the 2nd/3rd from last row in the middle can totally fix his face

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Unironically one of the most inspiring things I've ever read

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