What motivates you to get fit?

Or you sucker punch him, he drops and hits his head on the floor causing brain bleeding killing him. You're charged for manslaugther.

Grab his beer and drink it in front of him

>hurr durr every single bar fight ends with a dude getting brain damage or dying

t. sheltered fag who spends too much time in /gif/ rekt threads

you never heard a cranium hitting concrete, have you?

if i have my gun on me shoot him in the back of the head
>giving a fuck about crime
lmfao i will kill that faggot cold

Follow him home covertly. Go back to mine and get a knife. Follow him until he's alone one day. Stab him up.

I’m bald at 26.
Don’t want to be fat and bald
Don’t want to be skinny and bald

The virgin move

The incel edgy power fantasy

The Chad answer

So i can for once in my life take off my shirt and think i look good

I'm 6'2" and over 200lbs though.

Climb up on his shoulders and hit on chicks together as a team. Ask hin for the ent draught

>What motivates you to get fit?
Simple: the alternative is slowly over time going back to being fat, weak, slow, sickly, and neurotic-as-fuck. I'd rather load a double-barrel shotgun with rolls of dimes, stick it in my mouth, and turn my head into a fine red mist, than allow that to happen to me.

I'm just going to say what everyone else is too afraid to say, because there's really only one answer why guys lift.

Insecurity. I'm insecure with my body type (in my scenario, I'm a skeleton). I'm afraid of people teasing me or making fun of me for my body type. I'm afraid of people doubting me by going (oh user, is that too heavy for you?) I'm afraid of getting my ass kicked or being targeted because of my natural size. I know lifting doesn't equate to fighting ability, but if you're heavy and strong, you'll have a better chance of whooping some ass rather than being skinny and weak. I'm afraid that girls will think "eww he's too skinny for me to date". For those reasons, I lift.

Walk behind him and kick him in the taint as hard as I possibly can while he is distracted ordering his drink and then sprint away into the night.

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Holy shit I've never seen someone getting moging this hard in my life

This happens all the time in street fights. Turns out hard floors are not the best surface to fight on.
Read Meditations on Violence by Rory Miller. Dude is a prison guard and has seen more shit than you and I combined.

I'm 6'4" and ~200 pounds. You try to manhandle me, there's going to be an *altercation*, regardless of the consequences. I don't put up with that bullshit.

Whoa dude, calm down...

*teleports beneath you and slices open your balls*

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Poorboi pls

Same familia

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I'm legit surprised there aren't manlet humiliation fetishists that get off to stuff like this. is being a manlet the only existence too humiliating to fetishize?

realistically? nothing. maybe dump a drink on his head and run after. ideally? go down swinging. a madman could crack a bottle over his head to defend his dignity, but you'd have to be stupid to risk a felony over something like this.

Lanklet detected

This. I lift for in case I go bald. Also I’m a baby face so lifting may or may not help with that

I've been trying to think of what I would do and I honestly have no idea

Gayfag though so situationally it would probably be flirtatious

In which case I would get rekt

I would punch him in the face
I don't care how big you are, I would never take this lying down
it doesn't matter how big you are, a punch to the face will hurt and others will know not to fuck with me

Lmao I actually did catch a charge for glassing a guy, so I'm going to change my answer to that

Motivation is for dyel new fags and resolutioners. Go watch greg plit dodge trains and ct fletcher bark non sense.

Results come from dicipline. I just go to the gym, because its what I do. I dont try to convince myself that its what I want to do on any particular day or time, i just go.

If you rely on motivation to get yourself to the gym, you will go everyday you want to and skip it when you dont feel like it. If you rely on dicipline, you will go everyday whether you want to or not.

Lmfao

drink his mouth herpes

yes do

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fitness is an obligation

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100%

so what? you get charged, and then what? You pay a fee and be done with it? What are the restrictions for something like this? You can still go to other countries, maybe you can't get a job being a police officer tho, right?

yeah getting charged for being in fights or hitting someone with a glass bottle etc is really nothing. it doesn't mean anything, worst case scenario is you spend the night in the drunk tank. My bro left the bar drunk, he's a boxer, some dude outside the bar started some shit with him, my brother knocked him out right then and there and didn't realize there was a cop driving by who saw the whole thing and arrested my bro and threw him in jail for the night. He still goes to America and Mexico. Fuck sakes, my boss is wide open about his youth, he's 47 right now but when he was in his 20s he fucking attack a police officer that was arresting him and all that happeend was he got charged. He can still enter America and Mexico no problem. Only pussies are afraid of getting charged

Literally this fucking video m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mbp0DugfCA

Fucking kek

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tactically suck his dick to neutralize the situation

where are you from

I would have reflexively hit him immediately without thinking about it. Whether they would go down well -- who can tell.

How did you get such a high certification in blowjobs user?

Mai waifu but I do admit I get a sense of satisfaction when I see other anons making gains for their waifus.
/a/nons with his waifu, all's right in the world.

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no it's pushing your limits and learning to enjoy it
that's all motivation you need

you can't be a fast runner if you hate running

The funny part is that I've been preparing for encounters like this since the moment I stepped into the gym.
>As soon as he starts picking me up, I do a "toes to bar leg raise" so I can wrap my legs around his neck
>I'm now upside down with my legs around his neck, from there I use my barbell bent over row conditioning to wrap my arms around his torso so I can pull him closer, he's not getting away from me
>now he's trapped and can't do anything, we're in a 69-esc position, I'm humiliating him in front of everyone in the bar, all he can do is beg for mercy because I'm not letting him go

But he can just jump and slam on top of you.

if i noticed someone touching me that hardly i would elbow him in the face immediately even without looking at him
i hate being touched

based and functional strength-pilled

good way to get your neck broken

i believe the australians have come up with a fool proof tactic for instances just like these. to my knowledge they call it "glassing"

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a boyfriend, if I lift hard enough maybe somone will want to become my bf

iktf

i like this guy

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Apparently I'm supposed to fight this dude in Michigan so there's that I guess

use your superior speed user

To protect my children

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Reminder that you are mentally ill. Psychotherapy has been shown to reduce and eliminate these unnatural and harmful urges.

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Someone should paint a portrait of what this would look like

> Setting yourself up for a tombstone piledriver

I feel sorry for them, but there is no way to help them with out furthering the sexualization of children. Never being able to act on your urges is a shitty duty to be born with.

Physical strength has always and will always be respected by everyone. If just by looking at you people can tell you can lift heavy objects, they think higher of you without even realizing it. It is just something we've all been genetically coded to respect.

I always see this thread and nobody ever posts the correct chad answer.
The only way to be perceived as alpha in this situation is to finger him (over the pants of course). Think about it, he can't to anything after that, he'll be in shock due to just having been fingered.

lol imagining some PUA incel trying this and getting put into a coma

chad would go free too, because you sexually assaulted him

not really, people look at your muscles and then to your face and think:
>COPE

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I know no one will believe me but I actually did this once with a 6ft4 chad at 2am in a dancefloor.

My desire to not be who I am.

I pushed a guys car so he could leave. Just fucking hulked that thing into drivable Street. Later, some guy shoveling cars out for donations to the local mission was helping me get my car out. I mogged him hard when i offered to shovel a bit myself. Just tossing snow like a mother fucker. I'm not even that strong and I'm still sitting at 20% bf, but it felt damn good to get some practical use out of lifting

I'd end up losing a fight but I'd feel good about it

Nothing

>Pure natural instinct
>Prepared for the apocalypse
>Outrun a zombie

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Giga Chad's that ridiculous are typically pretty cool and level-headed. You could just stand up for yourself and shrug it off over a couple of beers.
He'd probably find this shit hilarious.

Would you guys believe me if I said that's actually me?

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I was playing Skyrim when it came out and quickly was destroying everything and maxed non combat skills as well. I got bored and decided to actually get good at the best and most challenging RPG made - IRL. I decide to get Jow Forums since the pursuit is the closet thing to fun I know.

Being a pedo isn't that bad, you usually don't have a choice. The moment you cross into child molester all you deserve is a bullet to the head and consider yourself lucky for the quickness of it

I can't believe it took me 27 years to figure this out, I mean yea I did it on accident but

>picks me up

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :DDD

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To be honest famalam. Thats probably his friend since hes ordering 2 of something and the other guy was trying to pay for it

Call the police and press charges for assault.

You pick and choose your time of retaliation. Too many witnesses at a bar so you observe carefully like finding out his name, where he lives, and what car he drives.

Only a dumbass would try and pick a fight with a much bigger stronger dude in a public place. You wait months later when the guy's completely forgotten about you and then you smash up his car or send humiliating mail to his place.

Get really turned on

Probably cum

>Be college fag
>Barely lift anymore, mainly upper body just chest and arms
>Get summer job working with kids at a camp I used to go to as a kid
>Still have some muscle mass in my arms and chest, every other counselor is either rail thin or skinny fat
>Camp is fairly pricey to attend, making it 99% Huwhite
>Have Aryan youth tell me they want to be as strong as me, had some super young ones grab my hand and not leave my side when we went night hiking
>All the kids respect the flag, take off their hats, quiet down and hold their hand over their heart whenever the flag is being raised or lowered
>Are true red blooded Americans, love baseball, Firefighters and Police (half of them talk about wanting to become one they tell me this anytime a park ranger or park firemen are seen), have patriotism, aren't soi'd out faggots and actually look up to their fathers and masculinity
>Realize I want to be a father one day to many white sons and raise them well and be a strong inspiration to them
>have even more inspiration to lift as I build Up rage when I remember what (((They))) did to this country and how the children I work with used to be the norm but will soon be a minority.

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This. I don't want to become a victim to another man again.

This is the only valid move here without coming off as a psychopath

On my last set, envision the lost generations and my great grandfather who fought and died in the Argonne forest. Envision my heritage as a warrior of the United States of America and the Persian Empire. That I must steward my body day by day not for some degenerate thots or pussy, but to better myself to become a pinnacle of what a man should be

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I would fight him, I'd rather get my ass kicked than take it like a bitch. Besides, I might get lucky and win.

That's a pretty funny move. I wonder if the guy will laugh at it and act like a bro?

>What would you do if some big 6'5 chad did this to you?
Cream my pants probably

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i think you're doing good user

Pants him from behind.

>believing homosexual propaganda
Useful idiots get the rope too

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I personally don't think people choose that. Why would anyone choose to be a complete outcast on purpose?

based homo hater