It gives food for thought

*gets shot*

/thread

ITT: martial arts novice is a wannabe badass.

But Carlos Condit is beautiful

>grug lift rock. grug real man

Most MMA fighters have great physiques... (GSP, Kevin Lee, Luke Rockhold, Francis Ngannou, etc.)

Martial art fags are so insufferable and insecure

If you want to hurt things why don't you just buy a gun?

I hope this is a joke
> Creating a false dichotomy
The sad thing is, I know actual guys that would eat this up

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Do both. Getting stronger won't hurt you.

Based

Grug mog you. Grug real man

Yeah because im gonna live my life fighting people and not banging random thots

since when is fitness a dick measuring contest of who is the most manly? oh...

Dude i'm a fucking bjj blue belt, I could kick the ass or fucking kill like 90% of you so called tough guys on fit

I'm 5'7 and 60kg, but I guarantee you could put any faggot bodybuilder against me and his slow useless muscles will be twisted around his own fucking neck

Imagine being this strong and a good fighter, but still 5'7''

imade one two

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>*walks everywhere with a shirt that looks like an outdoor full of logos of martial arts shit*

is this bait?

why has there been such an influx of insecure MMA guys flooding in to this board to try and prove a point, you seem to think about us, but none of us are thinking about you.

>pulls guard and scooches toward you

calm down son.

This kid in my city just stabbed 2 men to death because they looked at him the wrong way.

He's like 5'1 and 45kg.

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Either option is embarassing, m8

>using pua bullshit as an actual point
Many such cases! SAD!

>Tries to iminari your ass on concrete
>Unironically tries to cross choke you using your jacket..
.. that actually works, I tried it.

that = 0 just means that u're a massive faggot.

Nobody actually thinks lifting makes you a real man, it's the fundamental principle behind it that we look up to. Same applies to combat sports. If you train to look good or train to kick someone's ass, you're a massive brainlet. What makes you a man is rising above yourself and prevailing in the struggle that is existence. That's what it means to walk a path towards Jesus

>spending hours every week training bjj just to go home and be angry at words on a screen

Fellow BJJ practitioner here.
This is either some serious bait or you have anger issues, which I don’t see how you would after regularly going to class.
Either way here’s your (you).

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It's a manlet. Manlets live in a constant state of bitterness and resentment towards the world and especially towards people taller than them. They feel like the universe wronged them majorly and nothing will ever make up for it, and in all honesty they're not wrong. Sad phenomenon

I’m only 5’9, not much taller than what he’s claiming and majority of my friends are taller than me so I don’t really understand. Maybe if I was even shorter I would.
Oh well. I’m glad I don’t live in such a bitter state.

Jeff seid was a wrestler when he was a kid.

>some people train for years to become concert pianists
>JOKES ON THEM I CULD KICK THIER ASSES LOLOL

150+ IQ response.

>any color belt in aggressive butt scooting
got an honest kek out of me
good joke, user

fightcel cope

> some people train looking for an alternative to suicide

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Yep, that's definitely me.

same except im tall and muscular

And every fighter would look like guys in top picture if steroids were allowed in sports.

If someone looks strong then there are good chances that he is strong

Jeff was pretty juicy as a wrestler so I dont see the point this is making.

>do you just think it really hard
I think all guys do this were just fucking apes

>I'm 5'7

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is it too much to ask to look good while kicking ass?

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>you can’t be smart and strong
>you can’t fight and be strong
There are more false dichotomies than true ones, ignore this one

why not both?

>t.hispanic girl being carried

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You can do both, you know?

i do both because both are very fun

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LMFAO IM FUCKING DYING TOP KEK user

I'm not a nigger, so I'm legally allowed to defend myself with a gun

Obligatory Jeff was a state champion Wrestler and super athlete

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>could beat our shit in
+1

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im 5'4 and i would kick your ass

i am trained under one of the top aikido masters in canada, black belt 2nd dan (Classical ranking)

was that nigga really state champion, or did he just fucking wrestle?

Are Jeff's arms actually that big

>5'7
When will they learn?

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not
mutually
exclusive

>5'7

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I have a gun and am not a manlet.

maximum kek

Just looked up BJJ on youtube and it looks like a homo kamasutra for masochists. Some takedowns are good, but usually it uses grappling techniques that are useless in any street fight situation and outside comfy floor mats.

>I could kick the ass or fucking kill like 90% of you

You also underestimate the importance of size differences thinking that "muh martial arts" will compensate for everything. I'm 6'0 and 90 kg and I'm pretty sure I could just OHP you and slam you on the gound like a cement bag if you tried to pull of your touchy-feely martial art on me. I have some experience in aikido and krav maga by the way.

can you be aesthetic and a martial artist?

Look buff enough to win the fight before it starts.
youtube.com/watch?v=YAXaCmky4Hw

Train to look good and buy a gun, problem solved you imbecilic fucking cretin

Somebody post the elf threadshot

>trane

The guy that you responded to is an angry manlet, but I'm 99.99% sure he could destroy your dumbass that doesn't know what BJJ is.

Also 0 chance you have "some experience" in aikido and krav maga if you've never heard of BJJ

What's the matter with all this BJJ shitposting, is it a meme forced by Joe Rogan? Why does nobody loves karate or taekwondo anymore?

>look good
>"hey man, it's just a little misunderstanding. No harm no foul."
>now friends with multiple people who can kick ass because you look good.
Why are CHA builds so inherently OP?

>I'm 5'7"
>I could fucking kill 90% of fit
Yeah, it is a lot of manlets here. But that 10% could just hold you at arms length perpetually

All these homos love rolling around on the ground and getting mounted by sweaty dudes. This shit is almost as bad as Turkish oil wrestling.

I am 5'11" and I would kick your ass.

I am trained under the great tiger king fu master Shelf Tu Hi, black stilt 5th rung (metric ranking)

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6.2 ft boxer, i would kick your ass twink

Lift for looks. A tiny piece of metal will kill manlets and chads the same AKA the great equalizer

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>6'4
>230
>Wide shoulders
>Fit but bearmode
>Small people want to fight
>Tall people want to befriend
I've been freaking rushed down by small angry people, they usually stop when they hit my chest and then talk shit about killing me till they leave.
I usually just stand there and smile.

Its weird how many small people wants to fight me but never do anything. Sure, I cant fight for shit and I would probably be destroyed but so far, 32 years old, Ive never been into a fight because people just stop when they get infront of me.

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Too bad he went from killer to bum

Roy Nelson, Mark Hunt, DC...

I'll bet you think you can fight

The small people just wanna get fucked in the ass. They're hoping you take them home and show them the love they've been missing.

>I'm pretty sure I could just OHP you and slam you on the gound like a cement bag if you tried to pull of your touchy-feely martial art on me.

Not that guy, but kys if you actually believe this. Also

>I have some experience in aikido and krav maga by the way.

yep, kys, you wasted your time

I'm 5'11 and higher test than you, I would kick your ass then fuck it.

>karate or taekwondo

Because they fucking suck?

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Weight training is more important for winning a fight than technique. A guy benching 3 plate will ALWAYS win a fight against someone benching 2 plate, thats bawic physics. Think about it, the guy benching 3 plate has the power of 140 kg in his punch, and if you have seen those gifs of people losing that amount of weight on their rib cage, shattering their sternum and ribs, this is obvious

>fightfags are so threatened by someone having superior aesthetics that they immediately fall back on unga bunga tactics like fucking primitives
90% of Jow Forums could incapacitate you by putting their hands on top of your head and holding you at arms length. That or by sitting on the kitchen counter after hiding all the step stools on top of the fridge.

Not to say it's not possible to look great and also be one of the best fighters out there.

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>Think about it, the guy benching 3 plate has the power of 140 kg in his punch

>He counts the bar

Are you a retard? He would have 120kg of force

that’s the reason i want to start bjj, but i’ve been told it isn’t a great idea to start a grappling training with bjj, that i should start with judo or whatever

>trying to mathlawyer
>not realising implies hadouken "punch"
k

Based bible poster

Literally every single pro-level fighter does strength training. Wrestlers in particular are deadlift kings.