Pre workout pornography

I'd like to stick my dick in that thing.

Jow Forums has always been a Christian board

nofapfags BTFO!

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Haha who would spend 2400 on a rubber doll haha that would be such a waste of money

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>Monkmode is getting too me
>Hate jacking off now
>Porn is an intense drug that fucks with my mind and leads down a dark path
>Escorts are expensive and risky
>Normal women are even more expensive and risky
>Think about a sex doll so I can spend an hour or so working off some steam and go back to my regular NEET except getting paid life.
>It's well over 5k dollars, but okay that's just a small investment in years of use.
>The pussy tops out at 7ish inches and the mout+throat is much better.
>I'm well over 9 inches and fairly thick
>The amount of upkeep on it is also ridiculous

What am i going to do lads
a man has needs and outside of going into porn i don't see anyway out of this

How much more they spend on clothes to dress them up. At least crossdressingfags get use out of the clothes.

Real women that aren't whores are free what are you talking about

No,Jow Forums has always had a few larpers who spam their pretentious shit everywhere.

>we took a bunch of heroin/crack addicts in the middle of withdrawal
>to some we gave a bit of their drug
>the control group performed poorly

hmmmmmm

I work out during lunch time. So as I get to work I have a cup of black coffee and that provides me with a nice morning shit, during which I can browse literotica and edge myself a bit. Then I take my pre-workout and go to the gym.

Womens clothes are cheaper than mens clothes by a wide margin.

Literally just pray lmao. Christ loves me and my motivation to get fit.

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That can't be true. Other than expensive dress shirts and suits, which you don't need many of, men typically only wear cheap shit like tshirts and jeans.

>posts anime in response
And you think you're any better
>b-but Jow Forums is an anime website
No shit you hikki, that doesn't make you any better now does it?

I'd probably get one, just make sure the holes are replaceable.
I think the only thing stopping me is that if I die, someone will have to find it. Cringe

Asian massage parlors, my man. They're not whores exactly, they do great massages, fix my fucked up back every time. And if you're good looking and paid well, they'll give you a hand, a mouth or even a full service.
>9 inches
Just whip out that monster in front of any woman and she's yours. Nigger, you're in the BLACKED category of oversized moster cocks.

>fix my fucked up back every time
Haven't pinpointed the cause of it but the stress pain in my back and jaw is driving me insane. Assumed massages were a meme but I'll try anything at this point.

Research thread?
Research Thread.

Have y'all heard about dem cluster sets?
Not Myo reps,
CLUSTERS

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First go to a proper orthopedist. Then go to a massage. For me sauna also helps. And deadlifts, seems like strengthening those muscles helped prevent the strain on the spine.

>Listen to Doom OST after carbloading an hour before
>BFG-Division Drop hits
>Bang out five reps with a new best
>Wait a second
>Immediatly increase the weight by 10 pounds
>Do another PR for my 1RM 30 seconds later

Thank you based Doomguy

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t. shops at kohls

>He doesn't wear 2000 Dollar Stone Island or ACRNM Jackets

Lel poorfag

Discord trannies at it again

Hnnnngggg

I watch chaturbate while I work out.
I find a nice model or some one girl masturbating or just a cutie talking shit and played it on my big fucking tv, and I work out that way.
It seems to do the job.

t. discord tranny

breh, I look at slampigs and PAWGs all day. I don't understand this wave of newfound christians that lift for muh wheatfields and muh anti-jewish propaganda

haha imagine owning one and being able to do whatever you want with it, that would be weird haha

You're one step away from guys.

Sounds hot.
I might do that once I get a home gym

Finally someone is doing the research the world has been waiting for

just get a fleshlight and assemble something macguyver like so that you can attach it to your desk or something . that way you can fuck it and get that sensation, and dont have to spent too much money. just using the fl in your hands is not really better than jacking off though. Just watch some vr porn with it or some shit like that

Proper sex bots fucking when?

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This is a christain board. Go back to Jow Forums

based Christian poster

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Jow Forums was never a christian site. But it was a contrarian teenager thread. So it makes sense a lot of christians are here now, because it's the hip contrarian retarded thing to do now.

>carpenter brut, pertubator(...)
Fuck. That's deep. That's fucking deep.

Based haha posters

I can only listen to stuff like Carpenter Brut during summer. Doesn't work when it's cold out.

>Well over 9 inches

Prove it liar

Absolutely based (but not base, as to the ways of this world). God bless

Man, I have the same fucking story, that OST is a killer for PRs

REMINDER: This is a MINDGEEK thread.

Based and Christpilled

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I started doing this a year ago without knowing any of this. I just figured it would work as motivation because of our evolutionary psychology. Glad I was right.

>protomen
kek, I'm friends with them and their fans are the pinnacle of autism
PS I'm the one that made the flashing helmet

Butterface

>taking that shitty b8
don't you have homework to be doing?

Porn is the only thing kikes give out for free. When Israel invaded Palestine in early 2000s the first thing they did was take over the broadcasting stations and play constant pornography.

Porn is a tool to CONTROL you.

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Tell them to hurry the fuck up and release part 3

damn i though i was the only one that listen to doom music

Fuck this user, tell me when Act 2 on Broadway is happening

This is unironically true. If you've never prayed (sincerely, not just flashed a quick sign of the cross), before trying to tear through a recent PR, you're missing out.

Or there are a lot of us who grew into different mature ideologies over the past 11 years. This site's demographic is very slowly aging.

Based and redpilled

Source on that please?

youtube.com/watch?v=-fGxOCJCRpA

Listen to Painkillers soundtrack too.

it's not that slow, probably about 1yr/yr

This, the memetic idea of Christ though. I'm not god fearing but the idea of likeminded people pushing themselves to their limits for His sake makes me want to also

>protomen
Based user.
Unfortunately you're right. Also didn't one of them get arrested for dating a 16 year old?

FUUCKKKKK

>tfw jesus gives you the strength to push through anything

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The lord will always forgive you user.

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sex bots need to imitate excitement realistically, else it's like fucking a piece of furniture no?

also aroused women get sweaty and smelly and it's yummy and gives me boners

sex dolls won't serve anyone but a small niche of fetish fuckers, you need VR that plugs into your brain and fools your sense of smell etc. for it to really replace real womyn

prove that god exists

If that were true then the sluts who make money by tricking horny losers and a few loserettes into giving them money with shitty pictures and fully clothed cam bullshit wouldn't exist.

Hell porn wouldn't be a multimultimulti billion dollar brainwashing and population control weapon.

Female sex dolls, real acting sex dolls(okay ones that can talk using preprogrammed learning "ai", that can be impregnated and carry a child to term is right around the corner.
No, I'm not making this up or bullshitting you.

I don't have to, I only need to have faith that he does.

I don't have to prove that homeopathy works, I just need faith that it does
I don't have to prove that fat is healthy, I just need faith it is
I don't have to prove that hot is cold, I just need faith it is
Your argument is shit and so is your deity

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Lust is a sin.

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>listening to music is more effective

A smart person would do both. Watch a porn music video compilation of your favorite porn actress, then listen to music while lifting. Sneak a few seconds of porn during rest. Don't let the gym thot see that you like petite asians or she'll report you as a lolicon, though!

Based

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...

You... think that is a solid argument? At all?

Have you ever... you know... looked up the word "faith" in the dictionary?

I don't believe in God at all and I still can see that you clearly don't grasp the concept even remotely.

Nice

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nice

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jesus can't even give me a gf
he's a fucking fraud

Save this you fucking faggot.
*grabs dick*

worth the read

>allthatshitby(you).jpg
In any case, fail.

This song is badass

i mean yeah sure porn exists and many men watch it but it only makes you more lonely, it doesn't replace women at all

imagine if a sex bot did most things a women did in bet but lacked some crucial aspects that made you miss having sex with a real woman even more, that would only make it worse wouldn't it

cope

This only proves that there's a beginning or that we as humans are too stupid to understand infinity, not that it's a being that caused all of the universe. For all we know the beginning was the big bang.
those properties are merely asserted, not proven.
Of course it is. I used the same argument style to assert an absurd claim. It's sort of like reducto ad absurdum but I'm not sure whether it would fit under that definition.
faith is the belief in something. It doesn't prove that said thing exists.
now stop with that reddit spacing and the stupid amounts of elipses. This site doesn't use markup.

Thank you based Doomguy