Just wanted to remind you that if your poops make you feel like this. You're eating right.
Just wanted to remind you that if your poops make you feel like this. You're eating right
Hudson Rodriguez
Jaxon Williams
Sure thing, faggot.
Hudson Morgan
>tfw my daily poops now consists of one or two big thick smooth logs that just slides right out
Can’t help popping a boner every time desu
Ayden Diaz
Post diet.
Charles Myers
>take a minute long shit where I can feel it stretch my ass
>cum a little
am I gay?
Logan Green
Those bedtime sweets keep giving me the green apple splatters
Blake Jenkins
no it's normal. sometimes i force my squatplug up my backdoor just to get that great feeling when it stretch my mangina. it's perfect for nofap too because you can get great orgasms without touching your noodle. nothing gay about that.
Brody Morgan
>nothing gay about that.
Nathan Adams
what do i need to eat to feel like this?
Joseph Smith
You know why taking a big, fat dump feels good? Because there's a ton of nerve endings and your brain literally rewards you when you expel the waste. Evolutionary trait and whatnot. This is too why anal sex can feel good, not to mention your P-spot being accessible that way.
Friendly reminder that you should try and get into a squat (or as close as squatting) for the comfiest, healthiest poops.
gib sauce
I'm starting to like you, gay poster.
Connor Martin
Oats.
Asher Diaz
Tfw pissing watery clear brown liquid out if asshole
Angel Peterson
>tfw ibs
>tfw never shit giant logs like I did as a teen
>tfw only 22
Joshua Watson
mmm delichus
Brayden Turner
>Breakfast
Scrambled eggs with rye toast, a cup or two of coffee.
>Lunch
Water and two cigarettes.
>Dinner
Meat, onions and greens with whole wheat toast or pasta, green tea.
I've also recently started adding wood ears to my dinner dishes.
Connor Garcia
I've had daily diarrhoea since most of my large intestine was removed 3 years ago.
Probably will for the rest of my life.
Feelsbadman.
Jeremiah Lee
already shit/bros/ ill hit you up with the shit-secret.
prosciutto or any firm, dried meat. eat over the whole day or before and after meal and all shit will be the shit.
Anthony Carter
>nofap for 2 months and counting
>l-arginine and zma, diet with lots of liquids and frequent teasing by SO ensures I'm filled to the brink with cum
>when I take a big poop it slides over my prostate making me leak
>mfw
Camden Ramirez
>frequent teasing by SO
Elaborate on the details. It's for anal masturbation.
Eli Cooper
Can I suckle your penis and swallow your seminal fluids?
No homo
Lincoln Robinson
when do you typically poop during this routine?
Dylan Ross
sauce
Dylan Sanchez
Right before shower. I've done this since childhood so my body is kind of classically conditioned to do that
Robert Lewis
What in the fuck am i witnessing?
Alexander Adams
You've been a smoker since you were a kid? That's fucked, but not as much as you are.
Grayson Thomas
>
Ethan Gutierrez
I'll keep it in mind...
Logan Stewart
back when i used to toy with my asshole while fapping, i would get half chubs whenever i really had to take a shit that was pressing against my hole. really not fun
Jordan Sullivan
Oh I should mention that I shower in the evening.
Ian Walker
>boner
I used to pretend you were some qt cock slut, now I know you're some gay ass dude
If you're going to keep posting you better be a super cute trap or fuck off
Jeremiah Garcia
this is a normal day on Jow Forums dude
Jack Bailey
>tfw hurts to shit and my butt always hurts for like an hour after shitting
help? i eat healthy
Ian Baker
explorations into human faculties
Wyatt Parker
Huh?
Christopher Walker
autistic gay weebs
Asher Watson
Ayy Instagram guy put me in the screenshot
Ryan Bell
Getting playful during massages, showering together, some spanking, some light fingering before bedtime every couple days. Chastity is also involved.
Brody Perry
what is SO?
Nolan Diaz
Hot.
Semen offerer
Blake Cruz
God i wish I was you.
Daniel Ramirez
Oh yeah, i love tunnel snakes, best feel ever.
Xavier Moore
Alexander Wilson
>Enjoy poops
>Jerk off while pooping
>Decide to take the plunge and try some gay shit once
>Just a toothbrush handle in the butt
>Butthole completely retreats
>when I try and wipe it bleeds and burns
>have to use wet wipes now
>Can't tell if if it's just gas or actual evacuation anymore
It was only one time, I only fell for the gay meme once but now I'm deformed and in pain.
Justin Bennett
Use lube retard.
Aaron Watson
this happened to me except I didn't feel it leak out
Brandon Garcia
>This guy basically stabbed his ass and his asshole went into fight or flight
Juan Gray
>two cigarettes
What’s the point of eating fairly nutritiously if you’re just gonna suck on retard sticks and die early anyway?
Zachary Smith
Why do anything if we're all just gonna die anyway? Might as well suck some cigs here and dicks there
Joshua Brooks
stop! smoking is NOT cute!!
Nathan Mitchell
>Friendly reminder that you should try and get into a squat (or as close as squatting) for the comfiest, healthiest poops.
This is good and rarely repeated advice. At home, just take your socks/pants/underwear off and squat on the seat. Feels gr8 m8.
Easton Jenkins
>the fag smokes
What a surprise, how hard is it getting cummies on grindr with that tobacco breath?
Anthony Harris
Mason Rivera
Stack Overflow, a baseddevs favorite erotica website.
Eli Watson
Keep your fucking feet off of the seat you mongoloid. Simply leaning forward and raising your heals is enough.
Henry Hughes
That sounds uncomfortable, especially if I had to keep that position up for 15 minutes. You need to go full street shitter mode, just on a toilet.
Jack Powell
What's cute is me slobbering on cocks with lots of spit. Smoking lets me produce a lot of saliva on command.
Why are you so interested in what goes on on grindr? Closeted much?
Isaiah Foster
Who the fuck you calling gay faggot shut the fuck up limp wrist bitch I'll send you to the morgue faggot shut the fuck up little bitch ass I will end you faggot.
Brayden Ward
>15 minutes
Who takes that long to drop a log. What the fuck?
Owen Scott
Isaac Turner
Sodomites get the rope
Carter Nguyen
Could you please stop posting homoerotic responses please.
Joseph Russell
I love banana creme whey powder
Ayden Anderson
Post pooper
Jeremiah Rogers
>when God, your body, and 10,000 years of recorded human history tell you not to stick things up your ass but you do it anyway and destroy your asshole.
Christopher Moore
fellas, just dont put stuff in ur pooper
its that simple
Ian Jones
Youre on fit m8 what do you expect
Gavin Campbell
Just hop on the toilet every morning and perform digital rectal stimulation.
>glove the hand you plan on using
>apply lube to finger you plan on using
>using a circling motion, apply light pressure directly above anal orifice
Usually this is enough to trigger a bowel movement, but sometimes you'll have to insert your finger into the rectum. Soon you'll feel that sensation of poop being "at the gates".
>take your finger out
>watch that poop slide out like it's nothing
>repeat as needed
Trust me, I'm a male nurse.
Tyler Foster
is that a dude?
Carson Jenkins
I'm sure that ass is attached to a fugly body.
90% sure.
Gavin Anderson
Same but I'm 19
Chase Kelly
He's kinda cute
Josiah Gutierrez
Replace finger with plug and you've got yourself one of the best feelings ever.
Nothing like falling asleep with a plug in, only to wake up in the middle of the night needing to rush to the loo. Once you wiggle that plug out to the crest it's going fire out, your bowel will empty and your butt is left gaping with the absence of the plug.
Unironically ahego everytime. Might "accidentally" do it tonight, for shits n giggles
Benjamin Brown
>those calves
>those arms
>on the same body as those fucking thighs
what the fuuuuuuuuuuu