Why isn’t Jow Forums mountain biking more?

Because they are wagecuck poorfags, or they don't have the balls to do it. Pic related is mine

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>t. Low testosterone

Because it's winter time, in the summer i do mountain bike, saving for a full squish bike currently
t. poorfag

Stop fucking up the trails and acting like you have the right of way

mines a garage queen, and the weather is shit

An entry level hardtail is like $500-$700 bucks. Most people don't need a $5k carbon full suspension pro bike to have fun.

Mountain bikes are expensive and it's the middle of winter

Does it hurt your pussy user

>pays over $3 grand for a kids toy
>doesn't spend this much money on a home gym

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>poorfag has to walk

Im gunna kick your spokes out dirty cunt

>not poor so can afford a bike and a gym membership

did you actually read the study?
>a bike tour of some 324 miles
> 5½ hours in the saddle each workday

get better ankles fag

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>poor fag doesn't have a home gym

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Get off the fucking road too

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Home gyms are for incels

>he doesnt hold up cagers in his fred sled

Not going to make it

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this. i have gym equipment in my home and still go to my local gym daily. something about the 'mirin glances from women and the giant mirrors everywhere i think boosts my ego giving me +5 STR

And when you're mountain biking you're barely spending any time in the saddle anyway.

Good thread OP. Mountain biking and skiing are the only reasons I bother with leg day.

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LMAOing @ your lives

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because i dont feel like dying of hypothermia

lmao

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because I cant afford to break anymore bones, 10 so far and I work a physical job that I really dont want to be put out of commission for, so I road bike.

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I honestly feel road cycling is more dangerous than mountain biking. Careful user.
>distracted drivers
>under the influence drivers
>bad fucking drivers

Mtb you only worry about hikers and the occasional loose dog. Only worry about falling if your autistic

I used to be sponsored for BMX and then dabbled in mountain biking, also I am in my late 30s now. When I ride something off road I want to go harder than I still can do. It aint easy fucking up at 35mph and just getting back up anymore. I still cyclocross though, got a few dirt paths that go for like 15-20 miles near by.

I actually stick to the bike trails for most of my riding.. I dont even want to slow down for stop lights and we have bridges for most of our bike trails out here. I really only end up on roads in the mountains on weekends when everyone is out cruising so drivers are pretty chill at that point. Denver has something like 200 miles of 'multi-use-paths' so its easy to get a good workout and you have a lot of empty area.

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>not 2 stroke

trash

Fuck off /n/.

you just mad that you are a fat perma bulking loser that is out of breath from walking up a few flights of stairs and I am sprinting up the sides of mountains smiling while I do it.

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last time i rode a bike, my quads were on fire after a mile. also, the seat hurts my butt. mountain biking is super cool though and i should actually ride mine

youtube.com/watch?v=_2_nDekAyZY

>Not having both
Enjoy not fully experiencing what you can do with 2 wheels off-road, cyclet

the worst of both worlds

can't believe how expensive a good bicycle is

i wanna buy a mix one, hoping one tall kid sells one on craiglist for like 100 bucks or less

Just bought a talon 3 from some guy on craigslist for 200 bucks. I think i got a good deal im ready to hit some trails this weekend

I slow my roll when you get angry

I know that feel. I used to ride loads of bmx and didn't know what to ride after. Kinda felt too old for a 20 inch. Got a road bike but I prefer the mtb more isolation

>something is proven to be back for your junk
>"i only do it a little bit despite there being other excellent alternatives to this one activity"

idiot

What wheel size is good for a king of manlets (6f)?

I see people selling bicycles with 24' and 26' wheels, but that number sounds like a kid's bicycle, not sure what it actually looks like though

how do I learn to ride a bike at 22 years old?

26' to 27.5' with a small or medium frame. Could even do a 29' with a small frame but 29ers are for faggots