I met my wife on Tinder

>I met my wife on Tinder
I'm fucking dying frens
I know this isn't the board, but it's the only board I visit and I wanted to share this gem with you

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Lmao

I saw this and fucking laughed. Thats what you get for marrying a /roastie/ within 3 years. pic very much related

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Don't even have any pity for this dude
Fuck him for being a dumbass

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I couldn’t quite understand the post because all I saw was DEGENERACY!

What are you doing on Reddit? Most of the website is cringe-worthy leftist cancer

this is unironically why I lift. To be the guy that cucks betas by fucking their wives/gfs

This was my first thought exactly.

"I met my wife on tinder"

Let me stop you right there breh, I don't need to hear another word to give you the straight dope advice.

DROP HER LIKE AN EGG DROP CHALLENGE YOU DIDN'T START TILL 5 MINUTES BEFORE CLASS.

aka YEET HER OFF A TALL BUILDING.

I'm tempted to get a medical license and specialize in vasectomies purely so i can find some way to poison these fucks during the procedure.

Fucking kek she didn't even bother trying to hide it. Right in the kitchen garbage.
>the website is cringe-worthy leftist cancer
No shit you dumb fuck that's why it's such a good source of comedy gold.

>Using tinder to find a partner
How fucking stupid can people be?
It's literally an app for hooking up with free prostitutes.
Would you marry a prostitute?

This website is pretty shit too desu, full of the mentally ill
Here's a good example

I unironically met my virgin wife on tinder 6 years ago. wut do?

the reddit relationship boards are an unending stream of entertainment

>tinder took off in 2013
>best case scenario the relationship is 6 years old
That's not even close to enough time dating before marriage becomes a possibility.

Let me guess
She broke her hymen (and anus) riding a horse

No one cares you degenerate nigger

> "I had known that my wife was on her period because when I tried to initiate sex, she told me so. I found it odd because her previous period had ended just a couple of weeks before and I made a comment about the timing being odd. She told me it's just lady stuff and it happens sometimes"

You know what else is lady stuff. Wanting to keep her pussy fresh for when she shags chad in a few hours.

Some dudes man.. lmao

>I met my wife on tinder
this has got to be b8, it absolutely has to be. what fucking cuck would even think about dating an internet whore?
>reddit
oh, lmao

Not him but
>been with wife since before tinder was a thing
Feels good to have dodged peak degeneracy

love your wife.

How long are you supposed to date someone before you get married? I waited 4 years.

No, I broke it three days after our wedding. She was naturally shy and from a religious family. She didn't realize Tinder was for booty calls.

you will when I creampie your bitch and send her home to you ;^)

Most likely fake, it's virtually impossible to get a vasectomy in your twenties with no kids.

I do.

15 years minimum.

>met my virgin wife on tinder

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