Post autistic shit you've done/do at the gym

Post autistic shit you've done/do at the gym

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I ignore girls that make it obvious they like me at the gym.
t. Virgin.

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Farted on the leg press right next to reception desk with cute receptionist talking to other cute girls. Then got sprayed with febreze.

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How have you not killed yourself yet?

If that’s true... damn son. Take a week off.

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>doing deadlifts
>finish set
>taking off plate
>forget toe is underneath bar
>plate comes off hits toe
>mumble yell fuck
on the flipside
>Go up to boomer doing weirdass leg press looking like he just might hit snap city
>after every set he has to get up and make a lap around machine and I finally ask him how many more sets.
>3. For 15 minutes I just stand there while the boomer kills his knees as he grunts and spasms each time he finishes a rep.

You realize if you simply laughed and genuinely didn't show any embarassment they'd be turned on?

Not giving a fuck is literally the number one attractive thing you can do

unironically based

>doing lying leg curls
>feeling the gas coming up
>last rep
>BRAP
>I start laughing
>Boomers and others don't even hear it because of headphones
>I got off this time

i will pray for you tonight.

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i actually shit myself a little on a deadlift max attempt. no one knew about it. went to the bathroom and wiped my ass and went on to do my working sets.

Every time I wanna hit a Pr I imagine my oneitis walking into the gym, realizing its me about to bust a heavy ass squat so she just stands at the entrance to watch me do my set, so I go out of my mind hard and start involuntarily screaming "come on" like an ape.
This has literally never failed me tho.

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>Boomers and others don't even hear it because of headphones
Boomer dont use headphone,zoomer do

Like I said fellow user, this time I got lucky

That's sad and pathetic, I feel you bro

When i'm using the squat rack, I make sure the weight holders on the rack have the same numbers of the same weights in the same holders on both sides of the rack

Can't do bench, squat, deadlift or OHP unless all the weights match.

At my gym we have the metal weights and the plastic covering weights. It just looks weird and looks off balance to me even though they weigh the same.

>fart loudly in a public space
>user... better play it off
>start laughing hysterically at said fart
>everyone looks over while I continue to laugh
>after I finish laughing I wink at receptionist
>sheonlysquats.5pl8.jpg
>leave and start laughing again as I let out continuous voluptuous flatulence

let out a 5second silent fart when no one was around. Right when I finished a dude comes up where I am

an old gym I used to go to had plates that were either colored or black. refused to mix them

I overhead press. The only other person I've seen OHP was a tiny asian kid struggling to put up the bar.

You're an autist for thinking that is autistic.

No one OHPs anymore bruh. My gym is large. There's seven bench racks, two power cages, eight platforms, and eight squat racks (each with an additional attached platform for 16 total platforms). All them are regularly full and people have to take spare barbells and do lifts in an open matted area. Guys regularly pull 4+pl8s and the gym record is 700 lbs. Guys and girls do heavy squats. There's tons of guys that put up 3+pl8 benches. People oly. No one OHPs.

My gym is very small and men and even women do them.

>No one OHPs anymore bruh.
I go to a decently sized gym. Three squat racks, people OHP in them all the time.

fuck bro, are you me? I used to do that, except I imagined she came to see me fail and I completed the set out of pure hateful spite, gave me a lot of burst energy

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You are not autistic stop using that word

I started eating a whole head of broccoli and 1lb of chicken for dinner along with some eggs and now I have rancid sulfur farts that reek for 10 minutes afterwards. I know your feel bro.

I used do to what this guy is doing, luckily I was called out asap and never did it again

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love this pic, makes me happy. Also Czech em

wtf am I looking at? The drink bottle?

i want to snap this kids neck. what a literal fucking faggot why is he allowed in the gym

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Never understood this pic either

Can't get myself to ever skip at least the core parts of my warm-up routine, and can't get myself to leave the gym after lifting without stretching at least a couple minutes. Sometimes I can skip washing my hands, but usually not.
Meanwhile all the chads walk straight up to the weights, lift, and leave straight away after.
Also can't walk past the cables at the end of working out without doing a set of face-pulls.

Yeah diagnosed ocd but I don't mind having routines like these since I think they are a good thing, and I'm able to alter them if I find better things to add/substitute.

ohp in squatrack

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How would anyone know? The barbell is set at the same height for both squats and OHP so he might as well be doing squats

Theres is nothing wrong with doing OHP in a squat rack; why the fuck do you think those safety bars go all the way up. This is just typical gym-rat retardation.

For anyone who doesnt understand the pic, 4 letters may as well be tattooed on his beta forehead
D
Y
E
L

I thought it was because he was resting on the bar, I sometimes do that after squats and in hind site it might look kinda gay

one (1) faggot keeps shitposting this stupid picture in hopes of being funny, literally every other night

ive noticed this also. i see meme tier levels of deadlifters though. unreal.

What is he doing wrong?

squat

When i was moving and needed to quit my membership, i didnt know how to express it.

So i just went to the reception and loudly proclaimed Id like to end my membership. The staff thought i had some major complaint and that i was pissed.

I find I look really ugly with my mouth open unless I smile, so I literally smile nonstop for 20 or so minutes when I do my cardio, while staring at myself in the mirror because it's black reflective glass

also I autistically avoid giving attention to thots at my gym (thots, not women who work out properly in comfortable clothing) by turning my head as far away from them as possible as I go about my workout. basically like that one user's story at subway, but nonstop when I am at the gym..

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>ohp in the squat rack
i wouldn't be able to do half rep on a squat rack, the bar would hit the top of it, this picture is about the dude being 5'5 tall

I've started doingo 11 reps for each set, one for each of my gfs previous lovers

what the fuck is wrong with you

Squat racks don’t have a top, they’re open and may or may not have saftey bars. A power cage/power rack is fully enclosed. Not that it matters though, maybe my autism is caring about semantics

>Do a marathon of The Wire
>Start saying out loud "5-0 5-0" in a lil nigga voice

In my gym the power cages are high enough to do OHP in them. I mean they have also bars on the outside for pull-ups which feels weird when someone is doing them, while you do squats or OHP.

It just works bro

Damn dude, the febreze just makes it so much funnier

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>mfw diagnosed with asperger's by 4 individual doctors apparently doesn't count as being autistic

alright chum

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I laugh when I do bicep curls, especially in the last few reps. For some reason curls always destroy my arms, it's the good sort of pain.

>this has literally never failed me
but she has.

Source? I know it's tranny but I don't remember her name.

Checked as well.
I love this picture, too. It needs to be one of those "You have been visited by..." memes that everyone responds to.

sarina valentina

I use microplates on all my lifts. idgaf if the weight is exact or not, the point is to skew it closer to what I've programmed, not to lift the exact amount.

>doing deadlifts with 200kg
>planning on doing a high rep set
>qt 3.14 female PT sits across me to watch
>I know she likes me
>>mfw I let an absolutely MASSIVE fart out on the second rep
>feel like I'm gonna shit myself
>drop the barbell
>"Why did you stop, user?"
>"I just wasn't feeling it today."

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Zoro!

Good work, user. Race mixing is cancer.

Nothing related but this reminds me of a qt wheyfu at my gym who always stares at me when Im working out. Im a total dyel making my way out of skinny fat yet she's always looking out and smiling. One time I had my right leg injured so I used those heavy smelling sport creams and did my leg day with less weight on my lifts, she asked me if it was ok if she joined me between sets.. I was utterly embarrassed because of my smell and my low lifts while she did double my lifts smiling and heavy sweating. She usually cleans whatever shes using to avoid strangers sweat but when I finished a set she wouldn't clean my sweat from the bench or anything. It was weird and arousing.

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I lip sync nigger music while hitting the back of my head like a cro-magnon while doing my cardio. The staff likes to watch me do it.

>mfw

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wow what a dumb nigger this literally has me heated rn

literally kill yourself

grow some balls and get in that before someone else with a pair does.

Always do an extra rep, in honor of Billy