Women at the gym stories

Easy there Ahmed.

Just waiting for a mate

Fucking hell all right Elliot calm down lad.

>fuck them, fuck them all. They'll all pay eventually, someday...

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alright OP its powermove time
to redeem yourself you must

>workout out home for a month
>get perfect diet during this month
>get a perfect 8 hours of sleep
>these are all for maximum gains
>when the month is over
>pop viagra
>eat a whole raw onion
>chug a brotein shake
>return to gym
>set brand new PRs in squat, deadlift, ohp, and bench
>constantly brapping
>play music super loud on headphones so its obnoxious
>if someone tells you to stop just pretend not to hear them
>next day
>return to gym completely normal
>continue as you did before the month

>doing squats with gymbro
>really hot qt gets into smith machine next to us and starts to do hip thrusts, occasionally glancing at us but mostly at her phone between sets
>extremely tight yoga pants, amazing ass and nice tits
>jesus christ
>finish up squats and head to bench
>multiple benches were free but for obvious reasons we chose the one right behind the smith machine
>qt finishes hip thrusts and starts to do some sort of squats but on her knees
>like she was kneeling down and then sort of getting up on her knees and then kneeling down again, pushing out that ass
>gymbro and I are mesmerized at this point but we also continue to bench to prevent boner
>it's my turn, take a quick look at qt before sitting down
>mfw she's in between sets, literally bent over doggy style position, resting on the bench she used for hip thrusts and looking at her phone
>that ass looking me right in the eye, can see thong through yoga pants, can almost make out asshole
>turn around to gymbro and loudly exclaim 'jesus christ, this is fucking unfair' (he knows I'm an ass man and is laughing like crazy)
>collect my thoughts and bench anyway but continue creeping on her shamelessly between sets, didn't even care at that point
>suddenly this lanklet skelly zoomers comes up to her, give her a hug and they start chatting
>guy can't be older than 16
>mfw they're probably in school together
>mfw have been creeping on jailbait the entire time

I'm 27 and felt like the biggest pedo boomer. No regrets tho, I'd take a few year in jail for making out with that ass.
I swear to god these thots become tighter and more slutty by the day, and the PTs in my gym must have made a pact to get them all to do hip thrusts. God bless them.

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it was all sounding like a cool lone wolf until you emosperged all over the place

mate some 11ish y/o came in to the gym one time with her dad and was wearing tight yoga pants and a sports bra and I immediately tried to look at literally anything else so people didnt think I was a creepy autist and every single chad at the gym was staring straight at her intense as fuck not even trying to hide it
wtf, I thought only beta autists were into loli?

>wtf, I thought only beta autists were into loli?
Being attracted to prime pussy isn't beta behavior.

Pay for what?

if you can get an erection in the gym, you're not working hard enough

Its more beta to pretend you arent attracted when really youre looking away since you know you dont have a chance in a million years to fuck a hot sexy teen girl

thanks for the pic user

this why you dont even look at people in the gym. dont talk to them, dont check them out. just say 'morning' if you have to and look straight ahead at yourself in the mirror, at your phone or at the clock. dont even smile at yourself if somebody is looking. people at gyms are the single worst type of people on the earth, myself and you included.

Suck the boyfriend's cock to establish dominance

underrated

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Theres a girl who lifts at my gym who lives right next to my house. Ive lived here all my life but she was pretty new to the neighborhood. Shes pretty chatty and friendly so interacting with her was inevitable, but one issue was our age gap at the time 16 to 24. I treated her like a friend/sister since i basically saw and spoke with her every day for a year. One day the weather was really nasty so i told her id drop her off home since were neighbors anyway. She would have to walk otherwise.

A week later theres an undercover detective spying on me. Her parents launched an investigation on me and thought i was banging their underage daughter.

The detective also made up lies so theyd keep him hired and paid him. It was pretty dramatic but everything is settled now and were still friends. Shes over 18 now too but i still see her as a little sister.

>doing triceps pushdowns
>qt is doing lat pulldowns on the machine next to me
>standing around between sets
>glance at each other for a second
>keep eye contact for a few seconds
>i reflexively smile at her like a retard because i can't help myself
>she smiles back
>i look away and don't say anything
>never see her again

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Have the parents apologised to you?

Well obviously time to bang her out of spite.

Cringe

Did they not pay their gym fees

>Doing curls in front of the mirror
>some teenie thot picks a bench next to me and starts doing some meme exercise
>literally several benches available but she has to choose that one. there's no one else in the dumbell area
>can feel her looking right at me several times, starts squatting literally three feet from me
>sigh, pick up my stuff and move
>girl looks mad

If you guys feed their ego then they'll keep acting like thots. If you don't give them validation, they'll act more respectable.

Ive done something like this to a butch army chick who followed me around everywhere.
> lift at 5:30am cause empty gym
> butch lesbain army chick shows up too
> notice that she is always doing workouts next to me
> im near the dumbbells, she’s near the dumbbells.
> im near the benches, she’s near the benches
> im doing abs in the corner by the treadmills, what a coincidence she needs to use the treadmills.
> dont really care desu
> 3rd week same shit
> finishing up workout, grab my elastic rehab band
> go to corner squat rack so im out of the way and can do my shoulder rehab shit
> do one set, butch lesbain army chick walks all the way over, past 4 other racks and starts loading up the bar and using the squat rack i was using.
> Mfw
> little annoying but whatever. Go to do my 2nd set, sigh really loudly
> not on purpose just fucked up my breathing i guess
> she side eyes me and avoids eye contact
> i finish my rehab and walk out
> she never shows up at the gym again
It is what it is

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LMAO
schoolshooter/10

Based and alpha-pilled.

Fuck that took a turn for the worst, I have a similar friendship with a neighbor girl, she was underaged when I met her but we became gym brahs because she's a faggot. Her mom loves me and cooks dinner for me all the time

I just don't get that. what could be going through this chick's mind where she'd think that's okay? it's so incredibly creepy. i've thought about actually calling them out when they do this, but i'm not sure how to approach it. i know if one of them ran to gym management saying they were being "harrassed" then they would be believed over me.

another thing that happened. this other gym thot moved her bench right by the gym's only squat rack i was working out at and started doing her exercises. why move the bench all the way over there? i know it's an invitation to talk to them, but it never causes these girls' brains that maybe i DON'T want to talk to them. it's just uncomfortable to have a stranger working out that close to you intentionally and they don't say a word and just look at you side eye for the entire time you're there.

Yeah its like if they’re trying to start a conversation, they’re only going 99% of the way there. It is pretty creepy when you think about it. Like if youre going to go all that way to try to start a conversation, why not just say hi.

In my 8 years of lifting, this has happened countless times. Either stay focused on your workout like user said or indulge in the temptation to feed the gym thot’s ego.

Because western females are lazy entitled princesses.

she was just waiting for her m8

Bah.
Why you fucking autistic fags don't dare a little bit?
A casual joke or comment or question doesn't rape her and even if she gets cold doesn't mean that your ego is forever dead or that the mark of shame will glow on your autistic head till your premature solitary death.

The other day this babe kept looking at me and her BF was next to her. He seemed to get agitated because it has happened a couple of times already.

Women look at men at the gym to feed their ego, not to get dates.

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If you give them too much attention their heads blow up. Sometimes it's best to ignore them.

>f2m tranny starts coming in
>85%f, 10%m, 5%?
>busy as hell gym, only 4 benches
>camps the benches then takes one
>loads up 5 45s each side
>has to weigh 120, tops
>nigga_wut.png
>gets on her phone, sits on it for probably an hour and a half
>eventually leaves, leaves all those plates on the bar for the next person to clean up
>repeats this, daily, for weeks
>nobody says anything, because bay area
>nobody wants to be the one "harassing" Macho Ma'am
>but gym bros start to notice, start camping benches when she's prowling
>wait until she leaves, offer spot to someone else
>she eventually stops showing up, our blockade worked.
>good job, lads.
The first time I saw her put all that weight on the bar I was dying to watch her either lift it or decapitate herself with it.

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>be autistic or fuck up convo
>get called creep
>beating the dead horse that is my self esteem at best
>banned from gym at worst
>goodbye special discount rate

You don't understand user. I can carry a pretty good conversation with a girl at work but I do it so people think I'm normal. At the gym I can stuff my headphones in, never even glance at any girls, and it won't matter because there's no need to keep up appearances. I am also afraid of being called creepy, accidentally autisming when I just came to lift the pain away or being banned from the gym.

Anyone else get super nervous sometimes around them (gym women)

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Based

Truly wish I had bros to gym with.

>at gym
>been back into it for three months now following surgery
>feeling weak but looking lean, bulking up again
>workout is finished, was Squats with deadlift accessory and some snatch pressing
>pumped all over
>vascular as fuck thanks to loss of fat over surgery recovery
>doing db vanity accessory at end of workout in the thot section because mirrors
>two 6/10, 7/10 thots set up mats right in front of me, despite there being tens of meters squared of free space.
>start stretching bending over in front of me and doing hip thrusts etc
>real suggestive stuff
>kept glancing at me
>too autistic I don't know if it's because they like me or because every time they look they catch me eye and I seem weird
>hurry up workout and run out of gym with boner
In retrospect they were doing it for me to look at them but hindsight is 20/20 and present sight is autistic.

t. low test

Yeah i got it, at least as much as i can by relating to that strange thoughts-flow you autistic have.
Keep mistaking autism for shyness but that's not the case.

>exchange smiles with gym thot I know from before I started training
>diamonds immediately
>I have a girlfriend

should I cheat? after all the alpha male has many women right?

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Cheating=/=many partners
You either have multiple girlfriends who are fully aware or you have multiple sexual partners who aren't aware of each other and you aren't in a committed relationship in.

There’s an ultra babe who trains in the same gym.
She seems cool af with me & training bro because we’re the only ones who don’t eye fuck her on every opportunity. We’re civil & acknowledge her of eye contact is made. He’s got a Mrs anyway, personally i just want to lift & become bigger not at the gym for dating or stroking some girls ego.
Regardless of how beautiful she is.

Women only go to the gym for narcissism and their ego, not to date guys.

They need reciprocal eye contact or they feel worthless.

It's best to ignore them rather than feed their ego.

I've been lifting for four years and always alone, I talk to someone maybe once per 10 sessions just to ask how many sets they have left. I don't see what the big deal is, you don't go to the gym to talk, you go to train and it's more efficient to train alone.
Get a grip guy, just lift alone and try to make friends at college. Just don't act like a total sperg and you'll be fine eventually.

t. was a social outcast most of my life but now have a blooming social life at uni thanks to working on my communication (protip: the right amount of eye contact is much more important than you think)

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Based

Meant for

this is such a pathetic attempt at the powermove meme I don't even have a proper response
just
no

but I thought that IS what happens

>in the middle of benching
>listening to animu music and feeling pumped up
>see a flash of light on my left
>girl is walking away in a hurried motion holding her phone

i dont even know if it was to make fun of me or she liked me

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what does mfw even mean reddit fag

>hindsight is 20/20 and present sight is autistic
god fucking dammit, user
I didn't need this reminder
I lol'd tho

Wait what? I'm confused by the stories you and OP are saying. Are you saying certain women desperately try to get random men's attention so they can make out while you watch? I've never heard of this

it was the second one
:3

is this real?
have we come full cirlce?
what fucking year is it?

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You’re lucky bro. I keep trying to go to the gym by myself but my friend keeps wanting to go with me. The issue here is that he wants to work in on everything I do and takes a long ass time. My workouts go from 45 minutes to 65 minutes and it makes me angry. And then he refuses to eat protein because “he wants to look lean like a European”

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Sadly, it's >current year. And that's the worst year there is.

This obviously didn't happen

>just no
Bait or roastie?

pay for fucking what kek; its your doing that you're this beta

take personal responsibility bucko

sound's like someone is suffering from poor perfusion. if you can't get an erection at any moment then you're a failure of a man

Ahmed got a point he’s trying to save western civilization

Theoretically, how could one stop this from happening? I think a friend of mine might have this

I'm not in high school anymore, so no

neither
the "do I give a fuck about social convention" subroutine doesn't activate 100% of the time when I'm shitposting here
my bad, faggot

exactly me except for:
>Makes me so mad. but I just keep my head glued to the floor and continue lifting. fuck them, fuck them all. They'll all pay eventually, someday...
How do you make frens in uni gym, or uni in general.....? Going full ER like this user isn't going to help me

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stop the boners? nothing, you're healthy, but I find that thinking about baseball makes them go away or otherwise focusing

the poor perfusion? lifestyle changes. less red meat and fat, more fiber (fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts, leafy greens), walk around the neighborhood for 20-30 min, HIIT, stop smoking, reduce alcohol intake, get enough sleep, eliminate sources of stress from your life. luckily just had a test on this

Imagine starting a conversation with a super fit petite milf that barely speaks English and you have to keep going with 80% mediocre Spanish. In a dark sauna.
It wasn't so bad

>he doesn't get turned on by deadlifts

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>doing OHPs in squatrack
>doing max set with lmao1plate
>have headphones in
>some thot walks up right as struggling to lock out, taps me on the shoulder and starts asking me if i'm using some random piece of equipment in the general vicinity

What the fuck is wrong with them

El supremo...

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this, a thousand time this....

>gets pushed into a locker and called a loser
>this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
>I am traumetized forever

God was he a bitch

within cells, interlinked
how does true love feel, interlinked
how does a qt’s smile feel, interlinked
within cells, interlinked

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Lmao normies are hilarious

Fucking based curlanon

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>doing db bench press
>look to my right between sets
>some chick is looking at me and doing those hip thrust things women love
>after several sets I decide "fuck it"
>walk over to her
>ask her to move because shes blocking my view of the dude deadlifting

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Holy shit man count your blessings. Every time I go to the gym its one of like thirty cunts come up to me for a chat. It's weird. I don't know them from outside the gym its just friends from the gym I guess. You get that too, right user? Forming healthy relationships with strangers?

Based

>be me
>antisocial
>walk with confidence naturally
>the superficial Chad's who thinks the gym is a social thing try to size me up
>want to kill everyone at gym

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triggered me and my back dude

>doing squats
>girl squeezes past the bar to get a plate
>brushes it and knocks me off balance mid rep
>form goes to shit, have to dump bar
>feel lower back twinge
>spin around and glare at the girl, pic related
>slowly and calmly tell her to be more careful
>she's fixed in place, quickly nods and scuttles off
>never saw her again

one of the guys nearby later said i looked like a serial killer. girl was probably paralysed in fear.

this was about 4 months ago, i haven't done any squats since then and my back is just about better. not a slipped disk, think i just pulled somehting.

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you have the patience of a saint
I would have brutalised her right there and then

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Checked and kek'd

This guy gets it for real

they do, just not with you

seems easier since she can't really tell if you're bad a conversation because of the language barrier

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