Do you fart in the gym?

do you fart in the gym?

Attached: 1535482910209.jpg (820x720, 89K)

Let one rip using the leg press once

Attached: images (11).jpg (225x225, 11K)

when I'm alone yes

oh yeah I’m a disgusting animal
no better feel than watching a gym thot walk into and sniff my brap desu senpai

only on the last set so i can move away from it fast

Yeah I drink strong coffee thirty min before and usually make sure I had a potato and spinach curry before bed the night before. I get to the one platform and rack the gym has and just start farting away. People can work in if they want but it tends to keep them away or their workouts short to give me more focus and fewer cunts around me.

I stop when i have a pump and I go to stretch/light db work where the thots are though

Attached: 1547969895629.jpg (960x720, 152K)

no.. i go to the bathroom or just store it until i am in the car

All the time. I wear headphones so I don't even hear how loud they are. Junk food makes me real gassy the next morning while I'm at the gym. Always on leg day too.

>packed gym (asses to elbows packed, constantly)
>have to fart during squats, really badly
>there's a guy to my right about 3 feet away
>there's a guy to my left about 3 feet away
>there's two guys deadlifting together about 5 feet behind me

On that day, I was a hero who took one for the team. Those 4 men will never know my unspoken heroism as I held that massive blast of ass gas in.

>finally get home an hour later
>take a shit
>it smells like a raccoon died in my ass and was left in there for 3 weeks to rot, mixed in with some well-fermented asparagus
>can only imagine how much i would've destroyed those 4 dudes' days

Attached: 1483166284617.jpg (870x790, 277K)

Based
Are you little girls scared of your body's changes? Embaressed to fart in front of men because you're concerned that you won't be able to spread your legs for them if they smell the inside of your ass?

Attached: 1545818715665.png (443x455, 190K)

>Embaressed

Your banter almost worked on me, until this part happened. At least you tried.

Spelling isn't my strong point user please be kind I'm just here to bring bantz and hate on zoomers.

If it makes you feel any better, the rest of your message is spot on. You would've nailed me. I am like a little girly man with my farts; no one must smell them but me.

>today someone actually took a shit in the gym shower

Attached: 1528731767317.jpg (593x593, 125K)

Only if there's a fatty around

Am I the only one here with decent asshole muscles? If you position yourself right and let it out slowly, it will be silent. It still stinks sometimes but nobody can ever prove that it was you

>at gym in uni with a couple buddies
>one buddy on the leg press lets one rip
>BRRRAAAAPPPP
>so loud and dry it echoes around the weight room
>Dead silent for a second as everyone looks at buddy, still finishing his reps
>mfw
>buddy finishes set and comes over whispering with a shit eating grin "dudde, I totally just ripped assss"
>both of us just lose it with other buddies we came with also kekking audibly across the room.
Most fun I've had in a gym.

Attached: 1548313825023.jpg (240x240, 9K)

yeah lmao

>dudde, I totally just ripped assss
wholesome fun

>qt right next to me doing thot leg exercises
>lmao 2pl8 bench for the first time
>final rep
>BRAAAAAAAP like fug
>She goes to the squat rack instead

Here it's called a tuesday

>not using the force generated by the release of your intestinal gas to achieve new PRs on all your lifts
Never gonna make it

No, but I belch constantly.
I swallow a lot of air when I lift - I'm a bit asthmatic so it make things a little complicated.

Don't care. I'm there to make gains not practice good manners. Besides, I always re-rack my weights, so it's all good.

I never fart (only when Im shiting), dont know whats wrong with me.
>Inb4 fartlet

I have before but I hate it
>leg press, fucking rip a dry one that feels loud as shit
>another day, squatting next to some instathot
>rip one pushing up
And lately I've been super fucking gassy. Not just at the gym. But today
>squats, not even heavyweight, just deloaded a shit load after nearly 2 weeks sick as a dog
>finish 2nd working set
>stomach feels like its about to explode after holding in poots during those sets
>couldn't focus
>leave gym entirely, go home, destroy toilet
It's awful I don't understand. I've had to rip them in classes NONSTOP, while with gf, DURING SEX, anything really. I want it to stop

Attached: 1521378293383.jpg (690x706, 61K)

>home gym masterrace
>haven't been to a commercial gym in almost a decade
>never gassy when I lift
>until last week
>home gym is nothing but sweat and farts
>smell seems familiar somehow
>realize it's the commercial gym smell
>mfw I spent years sniffing up everyone's brapsweat

Attached: 1543326984263.png (740x900, 923K)

My diet of veg and protein brings out some hard farts.
Straining in the gym pushes those farts to my braphole.

I usually go to the bathroom to let one out.

Attached: Screenshot 2018-04-15 at 08.15.52.png (1366x768, 1.14M)

>doing crunches on the cable setup
>feel like a lever-action water pump; can with perfect sense detect the slow, but steady movement of farts being forced along my intestinal tract
>by set 3-4 i'm focusing less on abdominal contraction and more on not vaporizing anything in a 70 degree arc behind me

how do i escape this hell? i haven't worked abs in weeks because i'm tired of feeling like shitting myself during them regardless of how little i eat or drink prior to the workout

Attached: 1548706480556.jpg (419x440, 46K)

Have you ever had an orgasm from climbing a pole?

Nope. I hold it all in so I can use the extra mass to lift heavier. When I'm finally done I fart it all out

Shit yeah I have.

my diet is correct.
I don't fart.

I crop dust the gym while I walk around in between reps for my rest period

>Using toilet in men's change room, adjacent to reception desk
>Let out a loud, echoey fart
>Sigh of satisfaction
>Wash hands and gather personal effects
>qt receptionist I rarely interact with asks
>"Pushed yourself hard today?"
>initializing: autism.bat
>"Yeah I'm going home to change"
>She scoffs
>mfw I realized what just happened when I enter my truck

Attached: CL9kSCKVEAAXEFU.jpg (438x335, 13K)

its thursday though

I swear this shit always gets me lmao
I would love to have some autist talk like that to me so I can laugh right there

Yep. That's how I show dominance.

Cut back on dairy

>alone in gym
>okay, now I can fart
>fart
>someone immediately shows up and is coming toward me
>LE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
amiright guize??! XDD pls upboat ^ ^
Posted from my iPhone

Yeah, but now it's YOUR sweet brapsweat. Revel in it, it's the smell of gains.