*HONK* *HONK* *HOOOOONK* I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*
*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!
Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!
And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*
Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!
Closer...
Clooooosssseerrrr...
*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK* *presses a coconut pie into your face*
Needs some kind of variation, like the intro to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously every clown thread following the announcement clown and his toys from the clown academy as he does assorted pranks has been the same.
Jaxon Thompson
WHY IS THIS A THING
Justin Watson
Fresh off the boat from tumblr, eh?
Ian King
ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN
Owen Reed
this thread is fucking amazing, unironically the best thread on the entire site and its not even close.
