I live in Chicago and my car won't start and I can' get to the gym. Damn polar vortex is stealing my gains. Any other Jow Forumsizens stuck in a similar circumstance?
Polar Vortex is stealing my gains!!!
Sorry to hear that bro. Maybe do some bodyweights out in the snow
Make a home gym poorfag
It is push day. I guess I could get out there and push my dead ass car down the street on the ice
I did that last night on PL day pulling your mom onto my cock
Was class canceled for all you uni fags?
Uber ya retard
I'm an oldfag and work is shutdown.
If the cold hurts you're gains then you aren't white.
Walk to the gym you pussy, it builds character. Shit ain't stopping me from my run outside after work.
Fucking dead.
I'm considering it. The -55 windchill isn't anything to joke about breh
Just layer up
retail gang never close
>he doesn’t have an emergency bar and weights at home in case he can’t get to the gym for whatever reason
NEVER going to make it
>living in Chicago
Good luck
Get out in the snow for thermal loading cuts ya pussy!
Chicago here, too.
I'm enjoying the day with my family. No big deal, I'll just go to the gym tomorrow.
Sucks you can't go this one day, though. Being you sounds tough.
Breh this is what you do.
Make your own gym outside. Make a bench, grab some old galleon milk jugs and fill them with water and let them freeze (lmao8.34lb per jug). You might have to supply your own bar but you can totally make your own gym out of ice and snow.
I've slept all day and have eaten nothing but chicken and cheese
I probably wouldn't, after 10 minutes you can have frostbite.
It ends in a day.
Then walk you fucking Amerifat
I have to bike through knee high snow for 6 km to get to my gym and there is no public transportation i can take, i swear the winter is a gains killer
t. Someone who doesn't realize that everything in america is very far apart from each other unless you live in the downtown of a major city
Use a bicycle Amerifat
Chicago here too. Staying in until Friday.
>apartment gym masterace
No, because I live in Minnesota and this is normal. Also I carry one of these
Sorry for your weather mate
t. Brazilian
>Inb4: sopa de macaco, crime and shit
you could extend this and literally make a barbell mould out of tinfoil or some shit and fill it with water, leave it outside to freeze and boom, frozen gym. I'd start with barbells.
yeah nice idea ride a bicycle when its too cold outside for a fucking car to start.
I live in Ontario, its really fuxking cold here I can't use my home gym because my garage is -20. Usually I tough it out but I can't do it this time
>Rio de Janeiro
>42º C
i just want to die, i'm loosing all my gains to the heat
I just want to thank you bros for 'spirin me to stop being a pussy. Pic related. Only a few mile walk too.
Unfortunately I'm 300 miles away from my family at the moment. Commuting from St. Louis to Chicago for work. Gotta do what I have to do to feed my family. I'm sure you understand.
ya I walked a mile in -9 to get to my gym and it was closed when I got there...
I've never been so pissed, I had a big bowl of spaghetti, got all my homework done and took a big ass nap only not to be able to lift.
Walk to the gym knee deep in snow for dem leg gains.
proud of you user. godspeed
We believe in you, Anonball
Thanks breh. We're all gonna make it.
kek
>user died on the way back to his home planet fitness
i live even more north of u, just shovel your driveway and maybe even your neighbor's too for that free lower back gains
Buffalo Grove reporting in
I'm having the opposite problem. I live in NZ and like to exercise in my garage but it's hot as fuck atm. The summer sun is recking my gains.
Ha! Looks like I'm not the only one who plans their workouts around my shoveling routine
Did you go outside today?
dyel here doing some lateral raises with a GOM and doing curls and some pushups hopefully get some blood flowing since the gym is closed...
>risking frostbite and death over a single day of skipped gym
You deserve to die out there. Looking forward to hearing about it on the news. The gym is likely closed too
OP here. The gym was open. In fact, there were about 15 other there when I got there.
>risking death
kek
Based op. How long did the walk take?
I didn't time myself but I'd guess 20 minutes or so.
Yeah, my car wouldn't start had to buy a new battery today. Missed work and missed the gym.
Charter is closed in my area.
Shit sucks, I was going to the gym 5 days a week before this happened.
I tried to start it two separate times today and only two turns of the ignition each time in hopes of avoiding the same. Hopefully when it warms up a little it will turn over.
Wouldn't the bar get to cold?