Jow Forums haircuts thread

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Look at that beautiful vegan man

this picture makes me wanna go buzz again

Do you think you're Brad Pitt? You'll look fucking retarded

Reminder that you can't pull off the buzzcut if you don't have the face and the skull to pull it off

Don't fall for that meme

no haircut. im caveman mode

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Too bad the vast majority of people who get a buzzcut look retarded. They either look like mouthbreathing zogbot recruits or they look like russian gopniks

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fuck he is chad version of morgan lahaye

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>he hasn't taken the Hemspill
Ngmi

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Only very few selected men can pull of a buzzcut. My hairline right now is JUST so a buzzcut really gives it away but back when I was 16-18 I rocked it like a champ and got compliments all the time

I looked good with buzz cause... I'm good looking

IF you can pull a good beard, you have a much better chance of pulling off the buzzcut. Head shouldn't be too long, need low body fat, etc

The beard is soi in [current year], but otherwise good

get a brook and don't look back

>buzzcut with beard
How's your Nintendo switch?

That beard isn't soi. It's proper trimmed and isn't this hideous pube monstrosity being used as a shallow display of masculinity to cover a weak jaw.

Will consider this if I start receding and end up with a V shaped hairline.

there's a way to do it, well kempt faded hair cut, and a groomed beard. You will not look like a cuck, i promise.

Facial hair is 100% 0ni0ns now.

>mouthbreathing zogbot recruits
eh

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>what you think you look like
>what you actually look like

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look man, if you can't tell what makes a numale look like a numale, then you probably are a numale

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still looks more based than

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what's a good haircut for someone with receding hairline(maybe young jude law stage) and slightly nappy hair(I'm like 15% nigger)? I'm currently doing a shaved on the sides long on top thing and it looks ok, I think my head shape is nice.
>tfw can't get a cool buzzcut like OP cause I'll look like a boomer gopnik

Each one of those guys thinks they have masculine facial hair and they're the ones "doing it right"

Okay, not really sure how that's relevant to what I said.

you keep focusing on the facial hair, and not the physique, the style, the mannerisms, the behavior. Do you really believe facial hair is what makes you look like a cuck?

Unless you have a 6 figure modeling contract, then yes - it makes you look like a cuck

>I'm like 15% nigger?
lolwut, what country are you even from, Brazil?

>Slavic haircuts are Jow Forums now

Fuck me

Rockabilly is the way to go

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I must be blessed then, because I get compared to dothraki instead of a soiboy

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He looks like a homeless man. The fave saves it, which is his trademark desu

I have this haircut but dark brown. I pretty much can't have short hair because I have multiple different cowlicks and it stands on end in random places unless its long enough to be held down by its own weight. I could probably fix my fucked up hair while keeping it short by having a quiff, but too many normalfags have that haircut

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>my mom tells me I'm handsome
you are literally autistic. You realize that IRL, people are polite?

patrician choice

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Instead of looking at male models - look around you at school/work. What impression do you get when you see real people with a crew cut and beard?

Buzzcut isn't a "haircut", and it only looks good if you're very handsome. But in that case, literally any haircut will look good on you.

that it can improve someone's look

this guy is average at best. nobody would care if he wasnt an actor.

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Very nice!

yes, pic is a couple months old. I'm looking like morrissey now.

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Generic black guy hair cut

This is now a headshape thread

What headshape do I have lads? No bully I’m thinking of getting rid of my fringe

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>letting someone else "ruin" something for you
Be confident in yourself and your desires.

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Does my buzzcut look like shit?
>Inb4 underaged
Ya no Im 18 I just look young as fuck

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That's most actors and actresses.

You look like the little brother in Malcolm in the Middle.

Sorry for how you look.

>I'm not good looking so nobody else on Jow Forums is
I can get any haircut I want lmao get fucked

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>homosexual bear culture
I guess if you’re into that

Looks alright, though that's now more crew cut than buzz

A good looking person would not peruse a Japanese cartoon forum’s fitness board for haircut tips.

Are you sure you aren't just insecure? You can't imagine a straight, muscular, well-bearded male with a buzzcut? He has to have something you can look down upon or that sets him apart from what you want, like being gay? Come now

Is curly hair a bonus or is it too effeminiate?

I usually just cut off my hair until the curls grow back but I'm considering a haircut like pic related now

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>homosexual bear culture
I think you mean Naturally Enhanced culture

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The third one top row like genuinely happy, not posing to a pic like a twat
(Caught in childlike excitement, not posing to childlike photo)

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stong jaw but a bit slim, and the big hair gives you a triangle look, would slim the hair down to match

Regardless i'd strip you out of that jabroni outfit in a second

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they're all so grotesque and buglike.

you can almost smell the gay ink that the obviously queer artist used to lay down his rape fantasies on the paper

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>ink
>paper
It's obviously digital

I fucking hate this faggot.

>People think this black and white, unironically, on this board.

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Oh ricky stop it

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i know it's digital
"you can almost feel the gay I and 0's that the obviously queer artist used to lay down his rape fantasies on the digital canvas" sound a little bit retarded don't you think ?

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The only real answer

Zac Efron modo

>slim down the hair a bit
You mean on the sides? I usually have a 1mm blade on the back and sides but I haven’t got it cut in a few weeks because I hate haircuts

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user you sound gay as fuck to not only project THAT hard but to have that image saved

fk cutie

cancer

Rough undercut with a beard. Closest pic i could find

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hipster faggots who "identify with queer" usually have that style here. bit longer on top usually though. not even joking.

>or they look like russian gopniks
That's a good thing

Ah I see what you mean now.

you’re right my jaw is slim in width, which would mean I have a triangular head shape

Thanks

I really hope you don't let your neck hair grow that far down.

So what’s a good hair style for curly hair? Mine is too curly to become long and just turns into an Afro with time

Not the user you replied to. tbqh I like rainbows, their nice to see in the sky’s very once in a while . But I’ll be damned if I buy a rainbow flag

what if i am ?

This dude could shave every single hair on his head and face and he would still mog everyone.

>hairstyle thread
>every post is an attractive guy with unnoteworthy hair
It's almost like your hair does not matter at all lmao

So accurate. Unless you have a super masculine face, you are going to look like shit with a buzzcut

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Either full jewfro or buzzcut.

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u look like the guy from trainspotting

I don’t want to risk buzz cut because unsure of skull structure so jewfro it is

please tell me that is a girl

is there any way for a man to pull off never going to the hairdresser? i hate it and i'm broke.

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Im a chinlet

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Anyone seen a Jow Forums white guy with dreads?

hair looks good but his pecs look like breasts lol

If you look like memes when you grow a beard then the problem isn't the beard.

I've been buzzing my own hair for about 2 years now, it can be a bit boring, but you save a lot of money and its hard to fuck up