You’re in the gym and this man starts power walking towards you. What do you do?
You’re in the gym and this man starts power walking towards you. What do you do?
Protein+onion fart
Shoot him repeatedly in the face until he is dead.
>power walking
heh...poor fool
he'll lose his gains by the time he reaches me
wait till he telegraphs, sprint backwards, and then sprint forward after he swings. proceed to hit WR
EZ PZ
play ring around the rosey with a power rack
holy shit, that was fast. the games only been out 2 weeks
>slam the weights down
>gym licker hears me and attacks
>Shoot him repeatedly in the face until he is dead.
Your twink 9mm rounds do nothing.
Fuck, alright. I put on my kneepads and get on my knees.
>IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY WONT YOU DIE?
>manlets injecting themselves with the G virus to get taller
Guess they're going in the quarantine pit
>"Hey, feeling fit, buddy?"
>no response
>trying to keep distance
>doesn't help
>start throwing dumbbels
>throw all the available dumbbels
>nothing
>"Shit, I've wasted all my weights"
>some dyel with bad breath tires to hug me
>barely inches
>"Not this time you faggot"
>run to the squatrack
>it's behind bars
>need a key to open it
>notice creatine on the floor
>great.jpg
>combine it with protein powder
>another dumbbell
>turn back to throw it
>"Nah, I'm just a lucky guy"
>die
Laughed a lot harder than I should've
How to into Leon mode?
Look him dead in the eyes until I finish masturbating.
tell all the women "No way Fag"
T-virus cycle
kek
>tfw when every time you see that guy will (or whatever his name was) he gets bigger. i think hes on the juice
rawlin
Someone actually asked me that at gym the other day
>running on treadmill
>gymbro joins me
>says”hey bro you feeling fit”
>remeber that autistic greentext
>y-yeah I’m feeling lucky
>he pats my back and says keep up the good work
Now the resident gym alpha thinks I’m retarded
Roll for Ada.
wtf. the second half of that makes no sense with the first. why is claire retarded? how does leon teleport to the family reunion from the bar?
still made me laugh though
rollan
bump
Pleas 6
Just don't lift.
What the FUCK was his problem?
please rebecca or jill
Rolling for becca
at least I get delicious chocolate waifu
Good thing Im not a cheap poorfag wristlet capacity cuck.
9 rounds of 45ACP to the face aught to do it.
Come on
So perfect.
Go for helena or sherry
dang...
>Sorry bro, didn't see you down there.
Throw a flash grenade then continue my compounds for another 3 sets
3
cmon zero
rollin