Is your body to the point where if you were on a nude beach you would be confident?

is your body to the point where if you were on a nude beach you would be confident?

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god no unfortunately

its still bulking season bruh pls

omfg that was close

I'm arrogant and autistic doesn't matter what my body looks like its my fucking beach cunts

no my dik still small

My dick looks really small flacid. Gets surprisingly large though

yeah

same here, greek mode when flaccid but pretty big when erect
I'm terrified of locker rooms and public showers

just give it a wiggle and think about your sister before releasing it

Anyone know how much the guy in op weighed?

Yeah. There’s nothing more chad than striding out in the open with no regard toward your shriveled flopping peen

Same lol I would unironically fuck myself if I was able to have a female clone

Im still penis bulking

Not even close. Could probably lose 20 pounds and even then I have a ton of stretch marks, though they aren't horrible.
Worst of all is my back is fucking covered in acne/red spots, and I just turned 22. When the fuck is the acne gonna end bros?

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Ha, I'm obese, wrinkly, have a small dick and would still feel comfortable on a nude beach. Been naked in front of groups of people before, give zero shits. Suck it aspies.

I have stretchmarks on my buttcheeks

What do?

Mide beaches are full of old fat people, I have a slim model body, my legs are ugly as shit, but I'd be fine.

No because I'm a grower. My erect dick is 6.5 inches and my flaccid dick is like 2. Not kidding.

>arrogant and autistic
best combo

>gyno
Haven't gone to the beach in years.

same, but 7 inches. feels good having a decent dick when erect.

Same I'm a grower. Usually 2 inches flacid and 4 inch hard so about average.

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No, and I never will be due to a moderate amount of excess skin, stretchmarks, and having a tiny little flaccid peepee that somehow grows to 6" erect

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Fast

what the fuck

Look upon my autism and despair
I have a good body, but my lifts are where I really shine.
135bw and 270 benched (260 competition paused)

but when squatting today, on my borthday, I ruined my back. I went ass to grass and simply twisted. Don’t know why, was only doing 90% 1rm.

Now I can’t do a powerlifting competition I’ve been training for for 6 months.

I tried to kill myself with shame, but it didn’t work. /Fit, will you, for a long term fitizen, kill me? Put me out of my humiliation and shame.

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Absolutely. I have abs, defined legs, and a big dick. I would have zero shame on a nude beach.

Now i’m probably too pussy to go in the first place but my body is ready

you could put an easy 70lbs on your bench in a year or less if you put on 30lbs of bw and you’d stop looking like a fucking twink

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I look like shit but wouldn't care... Its all about confidence.

My body looks like shit but I'm still confident naked. Who the fuck cares.

>4 inch hard
user that is not surprisingly large. That is surprisingly small.

No I have a very small dick to begin with and on top of that im a grower

this, but I don't give a fuck anymore, embrace it.

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damn, ur face is of a child though you need to figure something out user

I said average

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dude that aint average either

That's not average...

this is very concerning

My girlfriend would get jealous

This is usually when you shoot up roasties user

Below average dude

Based Elliott poster

Mildly

Got bad news four U

My penis is 6" flaccid, so I would always be comfortable.

Hell no, I need about half the bodyfat

lol no, not even close

i would yeah

Get out of here Elliott

going to a nude beach is about confidence, not fitness
so yeah, even /fat/ could go

Yes, I'd just be conscious about my rock hard erection

I would fuck myself if I had a male clone. I like to masturbate to video of myself jerking it. There is no purer love.

No homo tho.

I'm pretty fookin fat at the moment, but yeah I would

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A nude beach is just like an onsen. Noone gives a shit about their body

Is it even gay? It's like jerking off r-right guys?
Sounds hot.