Friday night

8h service just ended in my curch.

i live in buttfuck nowhere and i'm only 20

I fucked up my ankle doing retarded shit and I’m just trying to recover.

And so do I, I'm sure there's a gun/hunting club In your area, it's fun, and free protons, if your any good, there you go, get out and stretch your legs and don't be wasting your youth moaning about having no human contact

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Asked girl twice if she was free/wanted to come with me on a hike, both times she was busy and didn’t suggest another time or activity. Now I don’t initiate convo anymore and reply when I’m taking a shit or going to bed

I like it here, its cold as fuck outside, and i go lifting in the morning

>lmao dude get wasted and destroy your mind and body like all of us

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We're here for u bro

I love how my balls smell after I don't shower for a day or more. Does that make me gay?

>Friends get mad I don't like hanging out
>"Hanging out" means getting absolutely shitfaced
>Any time they say "Don't worry bro we won't pressure you to drink" they always pressure me to drink
I'd rather be alone to be honest.

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Forget her, your only torturing you self now. If you really didn't give a fuck about her you wouldn't be giving her the silent treatment, either talk it out or cut all contact, your only pronglonging the pain.

Don't waste any more time on her user. She definitely isn't worth it

Went to the gym. Randomly started thinking about early days of current relationship before we were “official”. Whenever my gf was around a certain couple of her friends, she’d get a bit weird/aloof. I thought whatever and she’d be back to normal a few days or week later. Tonight I thought if those friends were telling her not to date me or there’s “better” guys out there (that they like) to date instead. Yeah she’s with me now but I almost want to ask her, though probably not worth it

an 8 hour church service? WTH?

All that would do is come off as insecure. Just ignore it.

Evening service, Vigil, morning service and liturgy. Those and then choir was singing in byzantine style which only makes everything longer.

>no gf
>no friends
>don't like going out
>don't feel like doing anything more productive than shitposting
>waiting for it to get late so the uni gym empties out so I can go lift

Already had dinner with a bro and I felt like shitposting

Hit 225x1 today on incline after flat benching 260x5 for 3 sets followed by 225x6 for 3 sets. I’m taking the night off in celebration. I also hate parties

Ate an edible three hours ago I don't feel anything

Cause there's no where else I'd rather be
Here's to you frens

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Sweet dreams bud

NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD

My guild needed me but our retarded leader forgot that friday is raid day. What a fucking faggot. Just went to the gym instead. Can't wait for monday all this free time is boring.

I don't have a car at the moment or a job and all of my friends are married and fat. All I have is myself and my weights.

been like this for 26 years. I just don't care anymore senpai.

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my wife encourages me to go out with my friends but i feel bad because she has to stay home and watch our daughter. so i never go.

but when i am here, she just sits on her phone even if she is watching tv. accordingly, here i am.

go fuck her. do it for me, user.

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i usually do. didnt last night but have every night for the past two weeks.

but her legs are really sore from the leg workout we did two days ago. maybe ill give her a break.

She wants you to leave so she can call a "friend" over.

I'm so warped by porn that even if I get a girl, I couldn't get it up.

it's actually 5:43am in latvia, i just woke up an hour ago and im doing morning stuff, shitposting included

frankly, thats fine with me. as along as the courtesy is extended to me. and she doesnt get pregnant by anyone else.

don't be a cuck. come on man

stuck at work and passing the time, hoping they fire me for this homosexual garbage

ive already had three women i know approach me about having a threesome with my wife but she's not down.

i dont think the open relationship would benefit her as much as me.

>thats fine with me

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did you ask your wife if she would be down for a threesome?

i did, she was not on board. which is weird because before we got married i told her about a girl that was interested and she responded with "maybe we could do like a brunette-blonde thing, every guy fantasizes about that."

she was pretty drunk when she said that so i never brought it up again.

>Got home from work at 10
>"Friends" never want to hang out
>Too fuckin cold to want to go anywhere
Nah lads, much comfier here and you're all more fun

You guys are my frens who give me advice, I am still trying to meet new people IRL, I just cut out a bunch of toxic friends who were holding me back.

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No frens irl

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I move too often to keep friends, and going out by myself doesn't bring me any pleasure.
Making new friends at 30 is harder than it used to be

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waiting a few more hours till my apartment gym is free so i can be alone there in absolute peace at 11pm

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ouch. you probably really hurt her when you brought that up. you're like the male equivalent of pic related type girls. i would apologize if i were you desu

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>gf went to study to Europe several months ago
>decide its about time to get some action
>Time to give my old woman fetish a try
>chat with some old hag that doubles my age
>she is fat and has a butterface but dont care
>doingthisanyway.jpg
>decide to meet at her place on the other side of the city
>after an hour in car finally arrive
>finally meet with her
>actually uglier and even fatter than the pictures
>whatamidoin.wav
>took me an hour in traffic and I am very horny so I am not leaving
>enter her house smells like cigarrettes but is a nice place
>get talking on the couch to build up tension
>after an hour its action time
>my balls hurt full of semen
>go upstairs with her
>lay down on bed
>heavy kissing

1/2

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Gf is sick. She's been sleeping for hours. I'm staying in with her.

Fucking based. I hope that guy finds a good woman that doesn't want to throw away a good relationship for a ride on the cock carousel.

2/2
>clothes go out
>she starts giving me head, very nice
>"its now your turn user" opens up legs
>The Stench Rises
>warts all around vag, its very hairy, looks literally like some axe wound
>godforgiveme.rar
>gather up courage and stick my tongue there
>tastes like iron
>start giving it my all, she likes it
>grabs my head pushes my face into her roast beef vag
>struggle trying to breath literally think I will die due to lack of air
>after a few minutes she releases my head
>think she orgasmed or something dont know
>can only think of the taste and smell all smeared on my face
>time for some penetration
>dick wont get hard
>the whole time couldnt stop thinking about my gf's tight, sweet and clean pussy
>miss her nice looking peach pussy
>putting on the condom
>managed to get it to 2/3 of full erection
>start pounding, vag is kind of weird not sure where I inserted it
>just keep going at it, she likes it, I am stoic
>after a few minutes I came, pull out
>dick is covered in blood
>she had her period, this explains the smell and taste
>sit for a while looking at my limp dick covered in blood while she cleasn herself in the bathroom
>whathaveidone.flac
>she apologizes for the blood, "Its ok you cant contorl that, oldhag-anonette"
>Clean my dick, get dressed
>leave
>Stoic during the long trip home, thinking about what just happened
>arrive at home after 2 hours in traffic
>wash myself and prepare something to eat
>regret it all

Thats what I did today, my friends are playing pool and drinking but I dont feel like it.

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there's no way someone like this exists man. no one is that stupid.

make her some chicken noodle soup.

ive apologized multiple times. it was a one time question almost a year ago.

im also the user who's wife cheated on him before we got married with one of his friends and she didnt tell me about it until 3 months before the wedding. so my "give a fuck" levels are pretty damn low.

its a work in progress but we legitimately love each other. we're both just horny as fuck.

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>had date planned with girl
>beforehand she texts me saying her roomie is having people over and we should go back to her place instead of dinner and drinks
>decline, say I just wanted to be alone with her
>accuses of me of using her for booty call
>now I'm alone on friday night on Jow Forums

brutal. don't feel bad about cheating on gf though, she's 100% getting fucked by some italian stallion right now

Women are definitely that naive dude.

Maybe tomorrow, it's 11 and I don't wanna wake her up.

I went and bought a burrito and some weed and now I’m playing videogames. I could have went to the bar, but who am I kidding I’m not gonna bring some chick home to my parents house and bang them. I gotta move out to a different state where rent is affordable.

damn, sounds like a real mess. good luck bro, i pray you don't end up divorce-raped, no man deserves that

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Goddamn dude why didn't you just go to her place?

You don't know too many women do you?

>got high
>cooked dinner
>watched some deep sea documentary
>worked out
>had a hot/cold shower
>browsing Jow Forums in my comfy clothes while there's a blizzard outside

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>I gotta move out to a different state where rent is affordable.
iktf, but my catholic parish is pretty based in my hometown and i don't want to end up in some cuck church

I'm on Jow Forums on a Friday night man the fuck do you think? The nearest pussy I get is from the stray cats I feed.

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Thats what I think, also before she left we decided we would take a break. So its not really that troublesome.
It just sucks, everything was better in my head. Old woman fetish is a shit fetish.

turn up shitposting every friday

>no friends
>all the thots I was talking to either ghosted me or the conversation died out
>not even online friends to waste the night away with because I'm too autistic to even maintain a friendship on the other side of the globe

College junior no friends no gf no one to take pictures for tinder
Have to vent here
> Sexual assault and harassment training for job
> Split into groups for discussion
> 3 dudes, me and a cutie
> Scenario - coworker keeps asking you out despite you saying no
> Dude (looks beta) next to me says you must get that a lot
> everyone smiled
> I just smile and say what was that and we move on
I'm so insecure about my looks (the stuff I can't change, the stuff I can change is taken care of)
I don't even know if they were calling me ugly or cute
Girls look at me and smile all the time but it feels like they are just laughing at me

It's 1030 here is it too late to go to the bars

>im also the user who's wife cheated on him before we got married with one of his friends and she didnt tell me about it until 3 months before the wedding.

I'm trying to understand why you still married this woman? Three months is plenty of time to cancel a wedding...

post face, its the only way

make new friends you fuckass moron

You can take your own pictures for tinder. Also, are you unaware that your supposedly beta co-worker sexually harassed you right in front of the cutie and totally out-alpha'd you in front of her?

Teach us da whey

we are your online frens and we will always be here for you, fren

step 1 - go on /fa/
step 2 - find a good fit, im sure you are in scrub clothing. meatheads from Jow Forums never dress well.
step 3 - go to the mall, shop for your fit.
step 4 - bump into some people at specific shops, start walking around and talking to them
step 5 - add them on social media
step 6 - a couple days later, invite them out for drinks (it may help if you pay)
step 7 - enjoy your new buddies
this also works with meeting women

Because I'm a grown man and don't feel the need to go out every weekend. Maybe you'll grow up someday sport

I hit the gym after work. Hard pull day.
Now I'm laying in bed with the GF, and she's asleep now. I'm watching game of thrones.

gay

I wanted it to work. I love her and she loves me but people make mistakes. I'm also probably insufferably stupid so there's that.

Really, I needed a steady source of income while my friend and I started a lawfirm. That's if I'm totally honest. Yea, I know, I'm a fucking dumbass cuck onions boy.

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nigger

>start walking around and talking to them
I'd be annoyed by such behavior.

>social media
I'd rather waste my time on Nepalese goat herding chat board

>invite them out for drinks
Alcohol is for losers

I didn't want to accept the responsibility of talking to her friends about what I've been up to in the 2-3 months since I saw them last (and why I've been so distant). Frankly, I've been up to jack shit: gaining weight, being depressed, and unemployed. If I were alone on the date, I could brush it all off with a few jokes, as I do, and typically get away with it as I change subjects - using the sex at the end of the night to keep myself motivated. I've always had plenty of cash and am otherwise a fun date - so the girl never particularly cared too much about my personal life (since we're not officially dating). However, with the friends coming over, there was a fairly high chance of not having sex that night, while at the same time, I would have to explain my shit life to multiple people. I'm really trying to avoid telling lies these days, if I can help it, which means I would have had to be honest or at the very least "pad" the truth a bit and say something like "I've been diligently studying coding" which is one of those half-truths.

TL;DR
Self-sabotage was the easiest solution, however, it is another choice in a string of life-choices involving the avoiding of responsibility. If I don't stop this behavior, I'll never escape the pit of despair I've been digging for myself over the past year.

Based and autismpilled. Why are normalfags incapable of doing literally anything without getting alcohol involved?

>i'd be annoyed by such behavior
Okay, then do something else, something productive, instead of replying to my post with le epic reddit spaced lonewolf post

>I'd rather waste my time on Nepalese goat herding chat board
Quit being edgy you fucking faglord. Making shit up to sound like an antisocial cool guy doesnt make you actually sound cool, it just makes you sound like an antisocial edgelord prick.
>Alcohol is for losers
Said the, quite literal, by the book, loser. And I agree, alcohol is trash, but it's how you get close to normal people.

Bottom line, if you aren't willing to budge or make change to better yourself, quit fucking complaining. You are shitting up the board. Beggars cant be choosers.

>Really, I needed a steady source of income while my friend and I started a lawfirm.

There's hope for you yet

>Quit being edgy
But then he'll have nothing

Thanks bruh. We're all gonna make it

Because I'm designated driving for my gf and her friend, since I dropped them off at a party.
I know what kind of shit responses that should yield

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Nah, I still have my comfy 100k job from home, many hobbies, Rocky mountains in less than a mile and bunch of online friends who I travel to from time to time.
It's just hard to make friends when you move as often as I am, especially while being a foreigner

Exactly. And to fill the space left where his edge was, he'll solve the problem - by one of two ways:
1 - He'll kill himself and remove his terrible presence from this world (he is doing nothing productive anyways, he might as well be dead)
2 - Improve himself and actually contribute to society.

quit making up stories to tell people on the internet and go make friends you fucking goober