Energy drinks are bad for yo-

Every time I drink bang, or see a shitty marketing campaign for bang on Jow Forums, I get a violent urge to thumb my asshole and fist my foreskin while watching non-passing tranny porn.

>anything but champagne and pina colada
Never gonna make it

only one i havent had is blue unicorn. IMO lemon drop is the best because it tastes the least artificial. gotta quit though because i'm a caffeine addict who drinks 2 bangs in a gym session just to not feel sleepy.

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What does rainbow unicorn taste I'm too scared it'll taste nasty

How about you drink a real redline?
Yohimbine hcl makes all the difference.

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Cotton candy is the second worst bang flavor, only one that's worse is the root beer one

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I literally vomited after drinking a can of the kind with mango in it. I threw away half a can of champagne because it was so disgusting.

>Bang energy has 0 calories
>Has over a gram of BCAAs
>Protein is made of BCAAs
>1 gram of protein has 4 calories
How?

Cherry blade limeade is the best but my FUCKING H-E-B ISNT CARRYING IT ANYMORE AND THEY MOVED THEM OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND REPLACED THEM WITH FUCKING CAMBITCHA.Now I gotta drink warm goblin piss like a pleb

>rainbow unicorn
Pleb soiboi nigger with shit taste
Mocha madness coffee bang w/ protein masterace

They really are

I tried one of those once.
Shit gave me a headache.

pleb filter

Lol loser

never gonna make it

You’re normal
You guys have caffeine addiction
This is coming from a guy who would take 1-1.4 grams of caffeine daily for months.

Am I still natty if I sip some bang?

nope. super creatine isn't natty

yes

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As long as it's under 5 cal, companies can legally put that they have no calories on their products

>>PATRICIAN tier
Black Cherry Vanilla, first one I tried and still my favorite

Based

When you break protein apart, energy is released. BCAAs are already "broken", so you can't break them further apart to release energy.

>suppversity.blogspot.com/2014/09/creatine-benefit-after-benefit-now-it.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2014/02/double-your-gains-with-plain-creatine.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2015/03/you-cant-be-too-old-to-benefit-from.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2014/09/creatine-loading-induces-reductions-in.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2015/04/creatine-will-protect-grandpas-muscle.html
>sci-fit.net/2017/collection-supplement-vitamin-studies/#Creatine_42_articles

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I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack when I drink these. And this is coming from someone who used to take 100 mgs of Adderall at a time.... Actually it makes sense now.

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made by the same company man, same shit different bottle.

i love those blue raspberry redlines tho