Yes i'd like a nice bowl of sugary mush please

>yes i'd like a nice bowl of sugary mush please

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grits>oats

>chicken periods please

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>sugary mush
Dont add sugar dumbass

This
brainlet OP lol

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>MFW I realize that eggs are indeed bird periods.

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>not starting the day off with butterbrod and tea

>mfw i realize meat is just dead animal

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>mfw I realize veggies are growths that come from dirt

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Actually from the air and light. They only need the dirt to anchor thenselfs and absorb water. And trace amounts of some minerals

you forget the four elements. True there is air and light but don't forget about earth and water too.

Based slavbro

>light
>element
It's just a tiny amount of fire plus a bit of air

>tfw you refuse to believe that vegetables literally just slurp up actual shit left in the ground and you eat it

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It's an agitation of the luminiferous aether, you caveman

Which is literally air and fire. Holy shit you're retarded
>actually thinking that light, a product of fire, is an element instead of fire
This is you

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you eat dead carcass of an animal that fed on weeds that fed on the dead carcasses fecies

>dead carcass

you wouldnt eat a zombie cow, now would you?

neolithic slave chow

>be Aussie
>eat uncooked, raw oats w fruit for hot weather brekky
>cook them in winter
FIGJAM

>bro, babies actually come from dna and shit, they only need the womb to anchor themselves and absorb water

what a fucking idiot.

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Seems to be working well

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Not with my miniscule income, no