I paid for a gym membership for six months was rather expensive ($255 US) I only went a couple of times because I think...

There's no point getting big if you're never gonna leave the house
t. experience.

>Your an idiot who is obviously obsessed with me and my ideas
Good luck getting ripped with your twenty pound shovel you autistic baby.

I'm deleting the thread and going back to /lit. Catch you fags later, I'll post the most magnificent body along with my shovel weights. You just weight and see.

>be op
>see the epic threads of dino tendies and anal town man
>want to be like him, but not autistic enough
>finally think of it, "I'm going to lift water bottles. Sir will recognize me!"
>get shit on with less than 10 replies
>kill myself

This is why I never bother making le epic threads. I'm not autistic enough to be special. I can't entertain anyone. I'm a failure.

>I'm deleting the thread
Good. Get this trash out of the catalog.

>The gym isn't 24/7 it doesn't open at night, gyms are stupid because it's an individual experience full of narcissistic people that groups everyone in the same room full of mirrors, I don't like it.

Such a shitty excuse, i'm being honest with you. Go to the gym, do what you have to do but JUST do it, force yourself to do it, so later it'll become more easy for you. Don't be like that user, creating a false reality so you can give whatever excuse.

reminds me of an old thread
>how much do you bench
>60 liters

So cringy

>I have antisocial tendencies because I lack experience in dealing with people
>I lack experience in dealing with people because I have antisocial tendencies
>plz fitness board-sama impart your wisdom on me and cure me of being too retarded to see the obvious solution right in front of my face

Nah. Just fill milk jugs with gravel, op. Retreat into your fucking autism shell and never break out of it. No need for personal growth. You're totally going to get fit by doing your hobo lifts for reps. You definitely have the dedication to push yourself when you're too much of a pussy to push yourself to walk into a room with other humans in it.

I want you to know that theres a tripfag here thats literally a dumpster diving vagrant and hes less of a fuckup than you. Idiot.

That's hilarious, thanks bro.

Ok great comment

It won't let me delete, it's probably too important of a topic. Mods won't want to see it go this easily.

Yeah you all want someone to pick on, I get it. But the amount of money I would spend on a gym membership I could spend on alot better things like my own weights. So I think you are all idiots desu. I'm not retarded, I'm not autistic, everyone just wants to label people mentally ill for being different. Your fucked in the head lads. Too stupid to realise it.

>the amount of money I would spend on a gym membership I could spend on alot better things like my own weights
Then why didn't you ask about that in the first post instead of making this thread about your stupid ass water bottles you dipshit?

>y-your fucked in the head
t. Man who pissed away $255 because hes scared total strangers might spend a few seconds of their day having a passing thought about him, and instead of getting over it and realizing that every person has the same insidious thoughts at one point, chose to cry about it on Jow Forums and COPE by lifting jugs of water with a garden shovel like the miserable socially unaware dysfunctional autist he is

Based and redpilled
put me in the screencap
loving every laugh
top zozzle
post body
mirin
you're gonna make it bro

You have two options besides necking yourself:

1. Go back to the gym and stop fucking caring about what other people think in the gym. You're there to train, not make friends or be popular.

2. You came up with $250+ once, you can do it again to actually buy something worthwhile.
amazon.com/52-5-Adjustable-Cast-Iron-Dumbbell/dp/B01D487TDA
amazon.com/adidas-Performance-Flat-Training-Bench/dp/B00WHIG6X8

If you can muster up $2000, you could easily build a perfect home gym and join us in the home gym master race.

>come to a fitness board asking for tips about getting fit with jugs of water
>but we're the idiots
What is it about /lit/ that breeds these kinds of insufferable narcissists?

Its full of gommies on HRT who don't actually read books.

Because water in bottles has some surprising benefits that people don't normally register. The sloshing of the water requires you to balance the weights and takes greater effort. Also when you have a large jug like I have, to can tie a hankerchief or rope on and do alot more types of exercises. I rotate it around my head, do loop de loops in a clock wise fashion, I bite the hanky and swirl my head around randomly and jump up and down which helps me not break my neck when my dad hits me.

That's actually a great analysis, you just need somewhere more productive than here to focus your energy on.

Thanks for your post friend, I appreciate it and admire your computer skills for being able to do that. Thanks again I will look into what you suggest. But I'm not spending $2000 there is also no room coz I'm staying with extended family atm.

Its actually been better for the last few days, it's a good board to learn stuff on. I was originally going to make a post on here about "how many books can you lift" and tie a load of books up to lift instead of water, it would be a great way to join the two boards for the moment.

>I rotate it around my head, do loop de loops in a clock wise fashion, I bite the hanky and swirl my head around randomly and jump up and down which helps me not break my neck when my dad hits me.
HAHA FUCKIN EPIC BRO PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP

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Shut the fuck up your narcissistic autistic faggot. I'm not screen capture shot. I'm enjoying the moment. Someone else will probably find this extremely funny and I'll end up in the comedy section anyway. Deal with it.

Post body.

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>it's a weird mixture of insecurity and pure narcissism that you think people are paying attention to you
You're a retard.
If you act autistic or look subhuman, then people are going to notice.

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What a hellish thread.

Yeah this is the worst thread I've seen in ages

Is that good or bad?

Bump

Someone hurt y'all today to be this bitter or what

OP here, I think they are extremely jelous of my attitude and physique. If they think they are getting rid of me, they can think again. /fit can expect a whole heap of threads about water jug weight sets in the coming weeks

this thread fucking blows, I regret the calories I wasted clicking on this thread and moving my eyes across the screen.
what a pile of shit

Holy fuck don't post you autistic fuck and just go to the fucking gym

Hey brother, we all have those days where we are doing that exercise for the first and are wondering if sometime is looking at us and thinking "look at that dumbass". But let me tell you the only people that think that r douches so who cares like you going to let some Jack ass that doesn't even know the correct form judge you for your form? Fk that op. Fuck how you look and fuck the people that look at you and make fun of you. I'm with you brother all the way in heart and soul. Hit that gym with your headphones on, it's you the weights and self improvement fuck everything else. You got this op I'm with you in soul and spirit. We all are.

Nobody is judging you, people are too busy living their own lives and doing their own lifting.

Don't use water bottles, go to the gym.

Ok that's what I needed to hear, I won't harrass this board with my water weights for the next few weeks, bit I don't really want to go to the gym. I heard one guy say " he can't lift fuck all, but he can do some reps" I might be autistic, I just do a light weight and maybe about 50 reps. I only bench about 60 pounds but I bench it like 30-40 times.
I have longer arms and legs and people just don't understand the dynamics. I'm only lifting weights in my grandma's backyard from now on, I wanted to use the water weights so she can't complain about me bringing more junk to her house and buying more stuff.
If she comes outside to water the garden I can quickly disasmble my water weights and it goes back to water jugs, a shovel and a hankerchief. But any way fuck the lot of /fit for dissing me.

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Yeah a litre of water weighs nearly exactly 1 kg. So 188 litres of water is like 415 pounds. Which I don't think anyone here would be laugh at..

then don't act autistic or look subhuman xd plenty people are socially awkward and ugly don't think being one or both of these makes you worth paying any significant amount of attention to as long as you're not actively trying to fuck with other people

My nigga

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that fucking wallpaper

That fucking Bob Marley poster more like

Lmao, has no room to put your hands. Classic water weight post

>go to the gym wearing really short pants nad a pink top
>if someone looks at you and you feel lioke he is judging you, just wink at them
>when you go to the showers, wait for someone to get into a shower and then hop inside, saying that you are doing it to save water

this should fix your problems at the gym

a litre of water weight 1 kg, but you are not counting the bottle weight
>counting the bottle
if you lift it, you count it

Why did you waste that much $ on a gym membership? Christ people are retarded.
>water bottles at home
Further confirmation

That's how much it is for a membership in the town I'm in, how much are they normally?

Ok you got me i didn't consider the plastic bottles sorrt

Plus the other gym does that whole $10-15 a week direct debit which I hate

Sorry user, we were wrong. With a body this disgusting people are definitely staring. You were right to be worried.

its a dumbbell bro

Just buy some dumbbells you fucking dickless shit apes

Everyone saying that you can't workout with diy equipment is a dirty Jew.

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Classic dumbbell shill post, which company do you work for?

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> pays 255 bucks for a gym membership
>cant afford dumbbells for 30-40 bucks

I have never saw a kneelet before. Now I have seen it all.

>So 188 litres of water is like 415 pounds

Sure but that are four 5 liter bottles.

>cartons of onions milk

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Did the OP of that post say he was benching 188L? It doesn't say that on the meme

>So 188 litres of water is like 415 pounds.
Then what did the poster mean with this?
10 metric ton of gravel is 22045.855379189 pounds.

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No it's actually 22046.226 pounds.
But what did he really mean? Why do people think 20kg =188Litres? Doesn't make sense

Perhaps it is in gas form? I dunno, I am as confused about this as you are.

You don't need homemade weights m8, dumbbells are cheap as fuck and so are those doorframe pullup bars. Just fucking buy some equipment

Why are this threads allowed?

He just wants to have a stupid ass meme thread.

stop trying this hard, please it's not funny

I'm allowed to try as hard as I want in my own thread, get your own.

Go away with all your hate

Is this the retard thread?

Now your here it is

That's not a lot at all. $40 a month seems pretty average to me. Actually probably below average.

>lurking in your own shitty autism thread about a water bottle workout for nearly eight hours

Fuck off idiot, get a life

OP i feel you to be honest. i alway get paranoid at the gym.
to be honest. i'm home training. water bottles, push ups, running, and other stuff with healthy diet is all what it is.
it may take you years to see results. but it works.
i'm poorfag that's why i didn't sign in gym btw.

Do you think there is a link between being poor and paranoia? Or is it low confidence and self worth?

It's because you're a homo retard kek

Fuck off with your steroid hate rage.

Shove a water jug up your ass and squat with it.

This some quality b8. Look at all these fish!

not op, but if im doing barbell do i always need a spotter asking for a friend

>($255 US)
>6 months
>The gym isn't 24/7
> it doesn't open at night,

I'm literally disgusted here

HENSHIN A GO GO BABY
LMAO

OP here, gonna get some sleep for my water bottle based exercises tomorrow. Keep this thread alive because of how important this topic is. I have received alot of hate/ love (can't tell the difference really) in this thread. Just keep it alive for all the water based weight gang boys. (WBWGB)

Legitimately fucking off yourself, you fucking retard.

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