Anyone who seriously worries about their dick size - take it from someone with a 7.5" (not even that big...

Anyone who seriously worries about their dick size - take it from someone with a 7.5" (not even that big, according to pic related)

Having a big dick is overrated. You literally cannot fuck any girl under 5'4". I just got home from the shittiest night ever - back at her place - tiny thing 5'2". I couldn't wait to lift her up and do that standing fuck, and pound her tiny ass.

Literally 10 minutes into it, she's in fucking tears. She can't handle it. Now, I'm an ugly user - this is the only pussy I could get in months - and I'm left consoling a crying bitch and the worst case of blue balls. After this I'm going to go jerk off and go to sleep.

Don't let the bucket crabs fool you into thing your dick is inadequate. Unless you are planning on going into porn, most girls won't even notice. But if you are too big? Get ready for shitty nights of consoling girls and then beating off by yourself.

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HA HAHAHA I HID LE YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP IN THE FUCKING IMAGE, AM I EPIC TROLL YET.

Seconded.

6.5 on a good day and my gf got upset when I bought a cock ring because shiit was "too big".

Seriously, the only women who want a huge dick are coal burners and whores who are too stretched out to feel anything under 7

ITT: Humblebragging anons incoming.

>not being able to fuck girls under 5'4
Clearly you havent tried hard enough, pussy.
Get fucking good at foreplay next time faggot

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Shit bait but here's my reply

Normally I hate these pics but I'll give you a reply for originality

based

you shouldn't be fucking womenlets anyway

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Don't listen to charts like that. You've got a 7.5 incher which is a really good size. Shit like this is made by retards who don't know anything about dick sizes. I would say that if you're

wtffff lol

Did you even read the op

Yeah he says he's got a 7.5 which is "not even that big"

i really don't care. as long as I get off and she's not calling the police it's gucci

I wonder what the guy who made this looks like

>tfw big dick but ED

thanks lifetime of porn

Anyone here not care about getting a girl off? As long as my dick is getting wet I don't care about her being in ecstasy or anything. I can keep fucking for as long as she wants but if she's not cumming I don't care

>tfw 8.5" with perfect length/girth ratio
>tfw virgin
at least ill be a wizard soon

saged

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6.7x5.5

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omg I am exactly the same dimensions!!! Mine is kind of flat like a tapeworm and club-shaped veering a little towards the left.

what is yours like

lol

yeah its flat too my dick brother. safety matches are same length in comprasion to width

Please for the love of God, date men. Our asspussies can gobblev up any size dick. Your meant to be with men

big dicks are more popular with gays. girls will usually get hurt and prefer to keep their cooch tight for the next guy

I'm unironically converting to Sunni Islam so I can kill faggots with my sand brothers.

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>7.0 length 6.0 girth
What am I?

liar fagniggerkike

a black man shieet das rite

No u

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are you 5'2''?

>25% of men have dicks over 8 inches
K

ITT dicklet cope
No woman rejects sex with a big dick. Either make her orgasm or buy lube.

>tfw she will never call you daddy and want another round simply because your dick made her cum

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No, I'm 6'1
Why?

Saged and replypilled

One of my female friends rejected a guy with as she described "20cm+ at least" dick. But in general she says 16cm is a minimum amount that looks at least somewhat decent. She's 175cm though.

If your dick isn't a meter long and 25cm in girth, (36 in long, 10 in girth) then don't bother having sex, women will only be satisfied by the most massive and impossible penises, as the average vagina is 55 in long (2.5 meters approx.), most men are entirely inadequate and should be used only to make ice cream and purchase flowers.

>6x4
>dually inadequate
>might also be infertal cuz lol measles
>used to be a go with the flow typa guy
>if I dated then I dated and was grateful
>if I had a kid one day then great didnt plan for it but it would be nice
>both possibilities are barred for me
It's a surreal kinda hell

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Fukken saved.

kek

I'm 7x5.
I still wish i was 9x7. I dont know why. Its fucked.

reply

cunt

6x4.5 it's over for me boyos

same here man, but i want to be exact 7 just to brag about it, i know its not small
>inb4 cope

15-16 cm dunno whats that in inches. According to graphs it's average and I am content with it. It's not like I have sex anyway.

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those fucking thighshgggggggghghhggggggghghhhhggghghghghgh

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Nice try, A for effort

Fucken gottem

Dude please comfort me and tell me everything's going to be okay

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How do you masure?
I'm 7 on the dot bone pressed. Non bone pressed i'm 6.7 ish too. And from the side i'm closer to 8.
But it doesnt matter. I'm sure if it was bigger i'd still have hang-ups about it. I just feel like if i had the biggest dick in the world and i knew for a certainty that no man, or woman was bigger, i could finally be happy.

if you had a bit extra girth that shmeat would be literally the perfect average for woman

>6.7x5.2
Man fuck this, I'm getting some gear on.

No man on the face of the fucking earth wants to hear that they can't satisfy a woman's physical needs. They want to be such a good fuck that they know she's not even looking elsewhere.
So it's all fraught with lies and insecurities. Goddamn.

lkfadsjflkads

R

fuck you

>Pederasty
For fucks sake this isn't true at all, homosexuality is Greece was a made up lie by Oscar Wilde (massive cunt) to further the gay rights movement made then.

Affectionate regard for boys of good character was permissible,
but embracing them was held to be disgraceful,
on the ground that the affection was for the body and not for the mind.
Any man against whom complaint was made of any disgraceful embracing was deprived of all civic rights for life.
(Ancient Customs of the Spartans, 7. 237 - c.)

Pederasty needs a fair pretext for approaching the young and beautiful,
so it pretends friendship and virtue. It covers itself with the sand of the wrestling-floor,
it takes cold baths, it plays the highbrow and publicly proclaims that it is a philosopher and disciplined
on the outside - because of the law. (Dialogue on Love, 752 - a.)

I maintain... that our citizens must not be worse than fowls and many other animals which are produced in large broods,
and which live chaste and celibate lives without sexual intercourse until they arrive at the age for breeding;
and when they reach this age they pair off, as instinct moves them,
male with female and female with male; and thereafter they live in a way that is holy and just,
remaining constant to their first contracts of love: surely our citizens should at least be better than these animals.
(Laws, VIII. 840 d - e.)

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dumbass

This law is the cause of countless blessings. For, in the first place, it follows the dictates of nature,
and it serves to keep men from sexual rage and frenzy and all kinds of fornication,
and from all excess in meats and drinks, and it ensures in husbands fondness for their own wives.
(Laws, VIII. 839 a - b.)

When the governor of the coast-lands of Asia Minor wrote to Alexander that there was in Ionia a youth,
the like of whom for bloom and beauty did not exist, and inquired in his letter whether he should send the boy on to him,
Alexander wrote bitterly in reply,
"Vilest of men, what deed of this sort have you ever been privy to in my past that now you would flatter me with the offer of such pleasures?"
(On The Fortune of Alexander, 333 a - b.)

The teachers of the boys shall open the school-rooms not earlier than sunrise, and they shall close them before sunset.
No person who is older than the boys shall be permitted to enter the room while they are there,
unless he be a son of the teacher, a brother, or a daughter's husband.
If any one enter in violation of this prohibition, he shall be punished with death.
The superintendents of the gymnasia shall under no conditions allow any one who has reached the age of manhood to enter the contests of Hermes together with the boys.
A gymnasiarch who does permit this and fails to keep such a person out of the gymnasium,
shall be liable to the penalties prescribed for the seduction of free-born youth.
Every choregus who is appointed by the people shall be more than forty years of age.

sigh

I'm around 5.5 inches, size has never been an issue. Since I don't spend most of my time on online forums I'm not cripplingy insecure about something I have no control over. Have had 15 + sex partners and always have a great time. Penis size matters a bit for pleasure, but confidence matters 1000000 x more

from top. on side im allmost 18cm

>6in girth
yea nah

Why are western male sperm counts decreasing?

Now imagine you live in northern europe where chicks are like 5'8 on average 7, 5 inches is a good size

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The girl I'm currently dating is norwegian and 5'11 and I'm 5.5 and we have great sex

Avg cant be that low

they don't have good data. unless you force men to participate, you will never get a true random sample.

According to that measuring I'm 9 inches.

What the fuck that's not how you measure.

Fuck you