How will Valentine’s Day impact your fitness routine?

WFBM is too played out. Reverse that shit and get them thinking.

>dyed hair
>tattoos
>coal burner
whoever animated that add is redpilled

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based durex

Personally I think companies just try to out sjw each other without really thinking about their audience

>Black man
>Marriage
user...

It won't, since I'll be alone

I'm not sure whether I should be mad or happy about this

Not sure if based and redpilled or cringe and bluepilled

i click on threads that are ads

honestly I like the idea of fitness and all but planning this far ahead in terms of exercise and rest days just seems like an absolute chore

Imagine being so mentally weak you get triggered by a cock wrapper company advert having a black guy and a Subaru owner baka. Jow Forums is frail as fuck. How do you weirdoa function in your day to day lives when you have to put aside your piss bottles and erganomic keyboards? Christ, get a grip weirdos

it won't because it's thursday and thats my rest day.

I get triggered by any kind of contraceptive, but especially the pill
Women should be fertile and bred

I also get triggered by advertisements in general. Unless they are funny, like those old Budweiser ads with the Chameleons

Don't care about the rest of it

that's really strong projection. I feel sad for you user.

>Women should be fertile and bred

Cringe. Stop being a virgin.

>no u

Wow fucking owned

BLACKED

Also it won't affect my training because I have no gf.

>It's on a Thursday
>Thuradays are rest days

If you want to follow a brosplit with 0 consistency feel free though

>nigger and a tattoo covered thot
(((They))) don't even try to hide it anymore do they?

>I woke up
>Am I sore?
>If yes, rest day
>If no, work out

I've ruined tv for my wife, lel

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Working out with doms is the best feeling in the world

How to not try hard and bitch around for years.

Going to do a few sex drugs and talk someone into fucking.
Doesn't matter who, as long as she can handle it for a few hours.

Gonna spend it orbiting a girl even more than usual

I'm going to poison my faggot neighbors dog for barking all night for like 3 weeks straight

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It won’t lol because I’m not autistic and can skip the gym for a day to go have a good time

It's not.

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Not at all, it's leg day either way.

I'm not gonna skip gym day because of some commercial bullshit

nice

what does "breaking tradition" mean in this context?

marketing is all about who easiest to manipulate in to buying your product and creating trends. think about it.

Putting your dick into mentally ill men.

Viral marketing when bitter Jow Forumstards spread it everywhere they can

The Gillete commercial blew up. When was the last time you paid attention to a fucking razor commercial?
You're going to see more companies following in their tracks.

tbf i still have no idea whats that gillete commercial.

Tbf don't waste your time

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yea I'm buying so much gillette razors now

syke lol I'm not

>be most recognized razor brand on planet
>"hurr durr the commercial blew up"
Lmao, anything it did was persuade people into buying razors from other brands.

I'll summarize it for you
>WHITE MAN BAD
>MALE TRAITS BAD
>BLACK MAN GOOD

Advertising has never magically changed anyone's mind. How advertising and brand awareness affects sales is one for the for bean counters to jack off over.

Nevertheless they're probably pleased with the performance.

Jow Forums is not an accurate portrayal of the mindset of America. Just because you or I don't think that using the gays is a good way to sell [product] doesn't mean it doesn't work. At worst they get a few people who say "haha fuck faggots and niggers I'm buying shick from now on!" and at best they get the lgbtbbq community to suck their dicks and become the poster image for the gays. It's a win-win for them, any customers that they lose are viewed as being "toxic" by the people that they are actively marketing to.

Based

Not at all lol.

I've thought about doing this. I even started looking up drones that could drop poison so that I wouldn't be caught on any cameras.

Just lob it into their backyard.

based and redpilled

SO MUCH PROTEIN. SO MANY GAINS.

It's a dog on a balcony, many garages face each other and several people have security cameras. It's not a suburban backyard, it's a city area.

and it's ALWAYS a black guy and a white girl

the purchases of minorities and all liberal whites

das rite wh*te boi

Because it's hot and makes people mad

actually it's white girl(male). you can tell by the tattoos, dyed hair and they're the exact same build.

less people at gym better workout woo

If only we knew which group predominately owned media and financial institutions and what narrative they wanted to push and why.

fags really need those condoms, holy shit

Kek.

Why would it?

Valentine’s Day is just another scheme by the Chocolate Jew. Seriously, does anyone actually enjoy valentines days?

When I was in a relationship during Valentine’s Day I fucking hated it, the gifts, the excessive dinner date, the spending, planning, bullshit.

When I’m single I fucking hate Valentine’s Day. Bitter and alone, shit all over TV and social media depicting happy couples going over the top

When’s the last time you heard someone say they love this holiday?

Getting drunk alone wondering if ill ever actually make it and if im even capable of forming a bond with another person.

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Rich white pansexual lunatics who want to keep their slave class weak and easily exploited and wealthy jewish monsters who want to play around and fatten their wallets.

Their faces are two dots and a smile, people see whatever they want to see. The same girl could be latina or asian, same for the guy. People being so butt blasted over a doodle is the ultimate COPE.

Ding ding ding!

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i can just smell the stench of BO coming from these embarrassing Jow Forums incels and their unhinged bitch fits. it's just TOO obvious at this point.

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you're no fun

friday afternoon tier baiting

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Post your body. I'll post mine then. Let's compare.

lol fucking this. I would start making everything bmwf if I wanted to get my ads talked about for free "controversy." It's like the 50s all over again.

>pleased with the performance
They're literally the biggest and most known razor brand on the planet, the razor equivalent to the Bible. They're basically fucking their own shit up.

>At worst
There's thousand of angry pajeets in the comments under the video saying that they're not gonna buy Gillette anymore, lmao.

>at best
Feminists don't even shave, kek.

>any customers that they lose are viewed as being "toxic"
Sure mang, there's a dozen fat fucking tumblrinas waiting in my bathroom that will yell "TOXIC" whenever I grab my cheap slav local-manufactured razor. What the fuck are you smoking soiboi.

>People being so butt blasted over a doodle is the ultimate COPE
You mean like the butthurt over any game/movie where there's no black characters?

Those people are also retarded.

Most of the people on here look better than most roasties, tho. And definitely have greater longevity.

Doesn't work well long term, user. You need a plan. There's days when I've walked into the gym feeling like a zombie, my warm-up sets feeling like complete dogshit and then I breeze through my working sets like there's no weight at all.

here comes the incel defense force, running their usual limp dicked damage control!

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please go back to buzzfeed
thank you

I wonder how many more replies this will get?

post body

Don't blacks get miffed that they're always associated with freaks?

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>How will Valentine’s Day impact your fitness routine?

It's a Thursday, so I'll be doing squats kind of heavy, followed by some sort of row, then curls, then conditioning. Then I'll go home and fap.

So it won't impact my routine a single whit.

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>black male
>white female
Every. Time.

I mean, it DID blow up. Kind of like Hiroshima or Tunguska.

The video got hundreds of thousands of downvotes. It was an unmitigated disaster

>female

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I think this internet forum would be a lot better if we were required to post a CURENT BODY PIC with every post

>Seriously, does anyone actually enjoy valentines days?

I used to work with an actual Jew (not the Jow Forums meme) and he'd joke about Jewish Valentine's Day. Him and his gf would just do all the Valentine's Day shit on the 15th when it was half the fucking price and hassle.

I got a wife and kids bro.
Can you say the same or are you a soi-consuming dyel faggot?

He really needs a merchant nose in that last panel.