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yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
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*freeze frame*
yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
i suppose i have to go pretty far back to explain this one, huh?
well, i guess my first homoerotic experience goes all the way back to seventh grade when we went on a field trip to Camp Norwood
i'd been goofing around with my best friend Dylan as gradeschool boys often did, when i got hold of Dylans hard dick underneath his shorts.
Why do you have a boner, i asked? I don't have a boner Dylan shouted. Prove it, i said. He pulled down his shorts, sure enough he had popped a big one. But then i noticed something inside me, a fuzzy feeling in my stomach. Seconds later, to my surprise, i had popped a boner as well. Look at that Dylan laughed, you have one too! And he pulled down my shorts revealing the throbbing porcelain head.
is that happens when you stop roiding?
>revolt-ing
He lost everything. I wonder what it feels like to be a god and then have everything robbed from you in the blink of an eye.
I have a theory that someone gave him a dose of datura seeds, or datura leaf tea. datura is the most powerful deliriant there is, it makes you think every random thought is "normal" so you start seeing hallucinations but don't even realise you're on the drug. there are people who develop schizophrenia just from microdosing it every once in a while. I think that's why he stopped lifting, because he is tripping 24/7. datura is known to last for 2-3 days. some hater probably slipped some seeds in his protein shake.
Where can I get some of this?
>robbed
>have everything robbed from you
He took the easy way, made a deal with the devil...
The roids giveth
and the roids taketh away
whats really fuckin sad is I thought he was natty. and that I could attain this natty with a ton of hard heavy lifting, cardio, and excellent dieting
then you realize if you do all of that and dont juice, this is what you have to look forward to
You don't want it. It's delerium and the active dose is basically poison.
You could always embrace the otterpill. Not ideal, but better than nothing, unless you're willing to juice until the day you die.
He stopped juicing. Oh well.
my man did the brendan fraser challenge
Has he ever claimed natty or did he dodge all the juicing allegations in his prime when his channel was getting millions of views for his candid topless street cold approaching women videos?
I don't even cardio hardly and I look better than that. You need to do an hour of core/ab shit every other day like me.
T. 135 5'7 bruce lee lookin guy here. Bench max 215.
good lord the fanning of his delts and triceps is gorgeous
better to have been loved and lost it than never been loved at all
Actually it grows on the sides of roads and in peoples yard. It's really common.
pfffhahaha. dont fucking talk to me
Based
I've read some experiences of this shit and you probably don't want it lol. The trip sounds absolutely hellish and it lasts for literal days.
what do you do for abs
Low iq autist should b&c 4 life or stayed natty not stop bc hes balding. Do a 5k hairtransplant and hes good to cruise hi test 4 life instead of turning into an insecure faggot.
maybe youre on datura you fucking weird cunt who the fuck goes directly to that?
or he went off steroids
You deserve it, you narcissistic faggot. I am immensely happy for you.
Jealousy, wrath, lust. Repent.
this.. if you see hoof prints on the rood you think horse not zebra, stop hyper analysing everything
>that cap
JUST
You're right, I should curb that attitude.
Except about lust.
>implying i have feelings for connor
Good for him, he got wiser and stopped roiding. Of course to the faggots on this board, this is a failure.
>B-but he was a god before
You don't become a god simply by injecting fucking steroids and being big. In fact you never become a god. Fucking kids on this board.
>I thought he was natty
I dont roid but for him it obviously improved is quality of life. Look at his confidence in the left picture and look at his cringy post roid vids and almost apolegetic attitude on why he isnt big etc. It did him good, got him to make him a successful jewtube channel and probably 24/7 feminine vaginas. Quality is better than quantity of life.
he claimed and is still claiming that he’s natty. obviously bullshit but his audience somehow believes it. fucking dyels dont know nothing
>Porcelain
You should look to lifetime natties for body inspiration
I honestly don't blame anyone if all they do is dodge steroid allegations, so long as they don't go around claiming they're natural. It's one thing to actually try to pretend you're natty, but it's totally understandable if you don't want to admit to steroid use. You have to remember that steroids are still illegal, and admitting to steroid use is like admitting you buy and use illegally-obtained oxycodone. Can't fault anyone for wanting to protect themselves.
Big difference between someone going around claiming natty results like Geoff Sides vs guys like Juji or Clarence who are on roids but aren't going to admit it for legal reasons, but also don't actually try to pretend they're natty either.
>you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
not really. that's a picture he took intentionally to show how insta modelling works.
pic is him today. he lost mass but it's not that drastic
his arm is literally half of what it once was lmao
>Clarence
clarence puts in legit work tho.
roids accelerated his balding so he was forced to stop, it's pretty obvious
he only uses roids to lose weight lol
he lost weight by using roids
he got the muscles originally by doing a lot of work (reps of 12-20)
he's just mogging you all dyels who aren't willing to put the work in
WAS
Continue pls
Never said he doesn't. He's not natty though. He alludes to it but doesn't outright say it for legal reasons.
Arnie-tier delts
This picture just put you on a list bro.
>5k
Hair transplants aren't that cheap bro.
What happened to his face? Specifically his jaw.
It looks like his face is melting off.
lighting
>what is posing and lighting
not saying you are wrong but anyone would look like shit in a picture with that lighting
Can someone JUST up the right face?
Honestly, that's fine in real life.
The roids giveth...
Nobody wonders, we know what happens when fraud juicers hits the wall
Thats why Ill never roid. You will always look back at those days and realize you can never reach that level again, nothing you do in terms of fitness from that point on will feel rewarding. Either that or you keep roiding for the rest of your life.
Its impossible to look that muscular at 6 3 without roids user. This is why 6 ft is the master race for natty bodybuilding. Anything above that and you will look like a malnourished giraffe. Unless you are willing to get fat or roid
lmao @ how blatantly obvious his abs are airbrushed
club penguin tier bait
estrogen bloat
he didn't know how to do pct?
Ask your brother
>hard heavy lifting, cardio, and excellent dieting
>cardio
If you did it once it's too late already
First or last? I guess they never last, huh?
>tfw 6'5"
How do I bearmode?
Never underestimate the power of thick neck
you are retarded, have no idea what you are talking about nor how light, pumping and posing works.
See pic related, the pics on top and bottom were taken on the same day, 1 hour apart, on top extremely shit light, no pump, no flexing.
On the bottom, pumped up, flexing, posing, EXCELLENT light and angles.
You surely would say the top one is natty and the bottom one is not, so stop embarrassing yourself you clueless dyel faggot
either natty amounts of muscle + fattie
or
unnatty amounts of muscle + ~14%bf
imagine actually believing this
believing what, exactly?
You're really fucking dumb
you are some naive motherfucker
This and you're basically tying your entire physical existent to a drug. Stop being able to afford it? Not able to find a new supplier? RIP in pieces.
Everything looks good, except for that hairline.
I remember in the Zyzz era everyone on Jow Forums started roiding. Same as every other board on this site, a trend takes off and everyone who frequents the board does it.
I have done 3 cycles and my advice to anyone considering it is stay away. The hair loss, the hormonal damage, everything else that comes with it..it is extremely disrupting to your life and the rewards are not what you believe they will be. Eventually you will find yourself getting off roids and wishing you had never done it. I stopped even giving a shit about lifting too.
There are rare men like Arnie or Thor etc where roiding will make or break their life and its worth it for them. You're probably not one of them.
>5'7
LOL
>I thought he was natty. and that I could attain this natty with a ton of hard heavy lifting, cardio, and excellent dieting
first year on Jow Forums ?
dude, you talk like a fag. theres a zero percent chance you're 2/3/4 and therefore have no credibility when it comes to fitness. just shut the fuck up
You become god by killing yourself.