>The gym necromancer keeps resurrecting my deadlifts
The gym necromancer keeps resurrecting my deadlifts
Landon Rogers
Jace Jones
>The gym keep healing my muscles so i don't build any new muscle fibres
Fuck that guy.
Andrew Bell
>The gym fatty keeps eating all the nachos so i can't do dips
John Davis
>The gym bard keeps buffing my strength stat so i have to move to heavier weights and drop them completely when the buff duration ends
Fucking asshole, i'm still on SS
Hudson Jenkins
>the gym bard is playing his songs again
Joseph Baker
>the gym autist employee keeps spraying cleaner on all the equipment without wiping it off
I’d report his ass if he wasn’t legitimately disabled
Jackson Evans
>the gym lich keeps summoning undead manlets from the manlet pit that hog all the dumbbells
Luis Miller
>the poketrainer keeps raising the gravity in the hyperbolic time chamber midway through my deathlifts
Grayson Moore
>gym ogre keeps kidnapping thots while they are squatting
NO MORE HIGH TEST THREADS EITHER HOW DO I GET HIGH TEST IN GYM NOW
Luke Hill
>The gym donkey starts "hee-haw"ing when I kick him
Elijah Bell
>I tell my gym bro to decline bench, but he does it anyway
Asher Anderson
>tfw this guy keeps coming up to me
>keeps telling me that lowbar squats are bad for my back
>hands me a plank of wood with wheels and tells me to do "skateboard squats" instead
Jose Lewis
>the gym knight keeps hogging the bonfire so I can't upgrade my strength stat
Nathan Adams
>Gym commissar keeps threatening to execute one of us to boost the gains of everyone else around.
Aaron Hughes
>the gym purple giant is still trying to kill half of the people in the gym so machines aren't hogged
I'm for it
Camden Baker
>skooma
>natty
Alexander Gray
>tfw the Chads are hogging the atlas stones again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaron Walker
>roll gym D20 for lift difficulty 15
>botch with a 1
SNAP CITY HERE I COME
James Gonzalez
goodbye L3-L5
Brody Flores
>tfw never put points into LCK
>end up snapping C1-7
Jordan Perez
spectacular fail indeed
William Diaz
>doing tricep extensions until failure
>the ride never ends
Xavier Young
You mean the gym healer? Learn to fucking meme
Luis Sanders
>the gym monk keeps air punching and doing meme excersises
Evan Evans
>gym buccaneer comes in
>sees me doing rows with improper form
>slaps the bar down and gets his crew to "teach this dog how to row"
>mfw the gym is not going 12 knots
My back will never grow
Cooper Cox
>gym dragoon keeps jumping into Chad's AOEs
Easton Russell
>gym berzerker OD'd on preworkout
>broke three walls including the gate to the manlet pit before dying of heartattack
>gym got swarmed by manlets
>it's my turn on janny duty, gotta clear them out
>just did legs I have to actually bend down to whack them, can't just kick them
fug
Jaxson Gray
>Gym gorilla is sleeping in the squat rack again
Would call up the guy who claims he can beat a gorilla in unarmed combat but I don't have his number
Xavier Reed
>the gym bro is curling in the squat rack
>the gym cop spent my entire gym time testing me for illegal drugs
Carter Davis
>gym adept just keeps casting lift
>reduces the mass of all my plates so I have to go and get more
Aaron Foster
>the gym magician thinks it's funny to make my gains disappear again
Matthew Murphy
>gym posted security guards outside the lactation room
god damn it
Alexander Howard
made me laugh