How do I fix my face bros? I'm also only 5 foot 4...am I fucked?

older body pic when I was at my best

Attached: Camera_20180421-225273.png (2048x2022, 1.7M)

I'm white, I used to be pretty buff I think, I got a lot of compliments senior year and in the weight lifting room. The football players liked me so much they wanted to work out with me

Take up boxing. No headguard.

Why wouldn't I be real lol ?

Nah. You look fine. I mean you look weird but some girl will be into that. You have a good body and that's really all anyone wants

Are you balding? can't tell

Thanks dude, yeah I hear I look like a rat sometimes but I get loads of girls to talk to me but I always get friend zoned lol. I guess that's what I get for being a good guy it's whatever

if this isnt bait just lift even if you are fit nobody really cares being fit doesnt fix any of your life problems but its a lot better then what you are now
you can always improve
i belive in you

Grow a beard, it will balance your face if you can't get minox or boost DHT

I don't think there is anything wrong with you

you overplayed your hand, ruseman

Attached: 317.png (500x501, 90K)

Get your ears pinned back, cheap surgery and will help a lot. Get a short haircut with bangs to cover your hairline and forehead, short on the back and sides and get on oral minoxidil and fin as soon as possible. Your long hair looks horrible, especially brushed back exposing your forehead. Keep that pedo stache shaved at all times, if you are lucky the oral minox will improve your facial hair game enough that you can grow a small amount to distract from the rest of your appearance. Finally, you need to take the neck pill right away, get it as thick and strong as possible to distract from your narrow jaw

I'm not balding but thanks for the advice

He's not ready for a beard, he needs at least a year of oral minox first. Should help his eyebrows too which will be a big improvement

Not op but where can you get oral minox?

>I'm white
dios mio

I've used a couple online pharmacies for it. Alldaychemist has lonitab in 10mg pills, inhouse vu has the official loniten brand as well but you can't buy with bitcoin. Take 10mg a day for a few months and then cut it back to 5mg or 2.5mg daily. Incredible hair maintenance without putting liquid in your hair.

you look like sebulba from star wars

u look like a rat lol

Thanks, and if taken orally, wouldn't it promote hair growth all over your body?

El rato....

you would unironically look pretty good if you shaved your head.

Attached: 1547528460409.png (938x895, 1.4M)

Bro you got them narrow chad eyes that sluthate praises, so you are fine

you got greedy OP. This was good bait but you overdid it.....

>narrow chad eyes
Why are you giving him false hope user
kek

Yeah it will, my forearm hair got thicker and dark and I grew a bunch of new chest hair. It also filled in the connectors between my mustache and cheeks so now I can grow a full beard without it looking disconnected. My head hair is thick like fishing line now compared to where I was before I started

Attached: aid1971210-v4-728px-Create-the-Right-Character-for-You-in-Skyrim-Step-7.jpg (728x546, 149K)

do this with hair
grow a beard, your face it fairly symmetrical so you shouldn't have a problem, just find a style that works, also dry your hair mofo

Attached: images.jpg (213x237, 7K)

based

honestly - no. just keep your hair long, grow some facial hair (not a full blown beard though, experiment) and bulk
you'll be fine

also don't be a nice guy, read "might is right" by ragnar redbeard and "ego and his own" by max stirner and fuck the society in the ass

Attached: VN5Uwg6[1].png (633x833, 628K)

So do you guys think Kylo Ren apprenticed himself to Snoke just so he could be around at least one person he knew was uglier than himself?

Dude you're not white. Get a 23&me done if you really don't have that much info on your lineage

Easy fix to this.

Step 1: Grow out your hair because you obviously have long and thick hair - this is an asset. Make sure it is groomed by a professional barber that knows what he is doing and not some random 23 year old thot who is trying to earn money as a hair stylist. The barber should preferably be at least 45 years old. And when you do have long hair I think something similar to is 100x better than how you have it now, although there could be things done with a swept-back chad look.

Step 2: Make sure you shave EVERY. DAY. The pedostache look is fucking disgusting and no quality girl will ever bat you an eye if you have that kind of grooming standards. Make sure you do this properly too.

Step 3: Your height is obviously your achilles heel, but I suggest to start dressing better and becoming a god in fashion. I mean high quality dress shirts, blazers, that kind of thing and not fucking t-shirts everywhere that other Jow Forums autists have. Excuse the reddit link but reddit.com/r/navyblazer is a good start for casual but still dressy fashion.

OP will look like a massive faggot if he keeps his long hair and starts wearing a blazer too. Blazers are only acceptable outside the workplace if you are 50+ years old with some graying

fix eye posture so you don't look like a retarded mystery meat southeast asian stoner. this is what i did when i had eyes like yours;

look in a mirror, open eyes as wide as possible, then tighten lower eyelids by tensing your cheekbone muscles while keeping your upper eyelid wide open.
do this in a mirror, then try to make a conscious habit of forcing yourself to do it all the time, put up a sticky notes around your house as a reminder. once you unfuck the eyes, work on jaw and neck posture.

also, short hair and a beard would fit your face shape

girls do not really care about looks, as long as you don't look like a fucking neanderthal you can save it with fashion, just dont wear suits or anything cringe. try and flex a bit aswell. save up for a pair of "j's" or yeezy's, they look gay as fuck but bitches get wet when they smell cash

you kinda look like furio from sopranos.

Lift and grow your hair out

Attached: 580fedca153b4ed4876b5e7e205dbf27.png (1280x720, 673K)

bro there are some girls who don't care about looks "as much" but girls definitely care about looks

This isn't really true. Of course, if OP lives in his moms basement and studies at the local community college then it might be a little weird, but I can say speaking as a 21-year old living in central London, it really does help with the way people view you. I do business in the City where dress codes are generally observed and there is a HUUUGE difference in how men and women treat you depending on the details of your outfit like a single-breasted vs. double-breasted jacket. There are tons of signals being emitted and high-quality girls are able to pick them up and appreciate them AS LONG AS YOU PULL IT OFF (this cannot be stressed enough, I regularly see people throwing on suits but look incredibly uncomfortable because they aren't used to it).

This may be true to an extent but is only applicable to normie thots. The real high-quality girl will be able to recognize high-quality fashion and taste, but would appreciate the discretion of a Grand Seiko watch over the obnoxiousness of a Hublot. There are shades to this but honestly if you wear Yeezys to anywhere that is not a nightclub filled with normie thots then you will be laughed at and ridiculed, especially in business contexts and five-star hotels and that kind of thing.

Faggot you’re not white. You’re a mutt. Fucked proportions and deformities are also common in mutts.

t Mutt

>I get compliments on my hair a lot
You expect me to believe that with that hairline of yours

fucking kek jesus christ

unironically this. get a thicc neck

>I'm white
do you have teh downs?

Looks like some high school shit
Cut your cal intake and your hair

looks are more about physical health and confidence than they are about the face.
if you're a strong, bulky fucking tank that looks like shrek but can beat the shit out of somebody and make money and hold a fucking job, looks are irrelevant.
only people who care about looks are insecure idiots, pretty boys or better know as twinks or faggots

KEK

ayylmao

>The real high-quality girl will be able to recognize high-quality fashion and taste, but would appreciate the discretion of a Grand Seiko watch over the obnoxiousness of a Hublot.

Attached: NZdCha8[1].jpg (399x652, 32K)

Attached: 1528416928690.jpg (288x224, 6K)

hope you respawn as something better next round

>grand Seiko
>much spring drive nigger

Lmao get a load of this retard

>girls do not really care about looks
what in the fuck am I reading

shaggy!

people like how dolls look but nobody wants to marry one or have kids with one.
simple logic. looks are a bonus, not a necessity. health is though

lucille can fix it for you

Attached: negan_1839126144_1786391_660x371.jpg (660x371, 33K)

>Tfw unsolvable health problem
What do?

Fair enough, but you made it seem as if *girls*, random bitches you would find in a club or college party do not care about looks. More mature women will of course put that to the side (when they are tired of jumping dicks and want to settle down).

This is what Americans mean when they say "I'm white"

Attached: .gif (411x488, 664K)

I'm not even from America lol

what up kylo

Attached: screen-shot-2016-11-30-at-11-43-00-am.png (780x452, 203K)

well, if it's not just like, some kind of condition that partially impairs your life (even nick vujicic has a wife and children) but rather something that will literally make you die by twenty, i really don't know. i certainly wouldn't be concerned with settling down and having kids with a predicament like that, i would probably be bashing my head against the wall as hard as i can until i can figure out or find any possible solution no matter how crazy to my condition. i'd be concerned with not dying.

yes, in my equation i did not add whores, because i cant logically follow any train of thought that would result in the sentence "i am going to stress over random, irrelevant women who i will get absolutely nothing out of besides a one night stand, which in itself doesn't actually contribute towards anything".

also if you think there are no good women or the only women that exist besides whores are used up whores, tough luck to you, i have nothing else to contribute

>felt cute in this one

this is a compliment right? He's rich and famous and handsome. If I really look like him I guess it's not as bad as I thought

desu you don't look that bad in this pic, you gotta bulk up tho

If you can't grow more facial hair than this just shave it all off.

you look like an average guy

Holyshit i know OP LMFAO

anybody want his instagram?

>hapas are the future
godam were the weebs wrong lmao

go

Pete from Buttercream Gang mode

Attached: BAE3BD6E-4846-4B9A-B39E-ABC9DEEE8459.png (800x563, 198K)

Make over 100,000 dollars a year

You look worse than eggman

Who the fuck is eggman ? You mean Humpty Dumpty? Post your face pussy

delete that shit bro who are you?

>who the fuck is eggman
you double nigger

don't worry brah we don't give a shit

youre basically a goblin

Attached: goblin-slayer.png (646x624, 246K)

You didn't join the real and active Official Fitness Server on Dis cord yet??
Advice on routine and posture advice, motivate each other, awesome stories, feels, food pics recipes and diet checks, fasting, etc.
Self improvement, nofap, powerlifting, fraud (steroids), martial arts, current body thread, injury prevention, etc.
We also have some fun channels like memes.
For those who want more adventure, we have a contest: post a pic in begin of the month, and one at the end. Then users vote and the winner gets prize money!

We accept people from all fitness levels: fat, average or athletic. As long as you are encouraging and motivating you are most welcome!

dis cord (dot) gg / v3wR7nr

nice blogs bucky

youtube.com/watch?v=jbMSUg_b4Lk

KEK'D HARD

Attached: 1541556115969.gif (800x430, 897K)

lol whatever man I dont care rhanks for the free views an subscribers lol

ayy unprivate it i dont have an insta acc u dont look that fucked up actually why the thread

Tell me I'm not the only one seeing this

Attached: Untitled1.png (2004x586, 1.47M)

Lol dude i was born in Hull im fully white

Perhaps your dad was cheating with an Asian woman who was secretly your mom instead of his wife.

If anybody else wants his insta it's thelegendary_buckmaster98

Oh yeah? Whats up with the buttretarded accent then mutt?

I never had a accent you retard i moved when i was 2

>hull
So you're inbred?