Did i got memed starting boxing

did i got memed starting boxing

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Work on that glass jaw user, maybe somedsy you can replace it with a cybernetic one.
Also did you sleep with your sparring partners wife or something? Even if you werent masticating properly and had shit ton of cavities that shouldnt happen in a spar.

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No, you're just gay and weak.

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No, you just didn't remember to
>use head movement
>keep your hands up
>have your chin tucked
>utilize reach

larp
fuck off

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Lmao, were you boxing young mike Tyson?

GOOGLE SEARCH HAS SAUCE

Should have trained your neck

WOW!!!!! NO WAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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brutal

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heres the souce of the pic

fake teeth are not linked like this

Fuck outta here faggot

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That's what he gets for trying to suck his toes like a weird faggot

they are if you never floss and your food literally hardens and connects them. video related

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I think those are baby teeth from a kid. Something similar happened to this kid I new in elementary school when he was playing hockey, one side was just gums for a while lol

Those are all crowns jesus christ

>lands on his neck
did he died?

Why do the teeth look fused?

My god, now i'm questioning if i want to even train for MMA. that looks fucking brutal.

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That’s not a common or normal thing, don’t be a pussy.

So are they crowns?

Consider the fact that real human teeth have roots

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why in the living fuck do these people not floss

>tooth just start fucking crumbling with watery blood everywhere
Oh that's nightmarish.

imagine the smell haha

Tfw I don't know which of my teeth are adult ones.

I've literally never flossed and I don't have this problem.

I guarantee you do and you just don’t realize it yet. Plaque buildup is a physical fact of how your mouth works, it’s not something you get out of with “good genetics”.

Wait til you finally go to a dentist and realize how much of your teeth material was just compacted food :^)

I clean and mouthwash daily. Every time I went to the dentist they said my teeth were fine. I had braces and retainers over the course of about 5 years in school.

Why doesn't he get his ear drained?

Oh shit nigga

My dad is like 60 years old and hasn't been to the dentist in like 30+ years. Never flosses and he has an almost perfect set of chompers.

growing them for an epic ear pus popping night

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This

big oof

Oral B electric toothbrush combined with brushing 3 times a day negates the problem pretty much completely. You should still floss and is advisable to get a yearly cleaning at the dentist (I get one free a year with my dental insurance) though.

this is epic, drsch.

i've never flossed either, and have zero cavities. it's a meme

>Buying Chinese made mouth guards
>Buying Chinese made anything when safety is a concern

I know I'm going to have shit teeth when I'm older because I only brush once a day and I spent my teen years drinking soda
I'm thinking of buying a full set of implants

Anyone else not want to start boxing/other fighting because they don't like hurting people?

Yea well mma is terribly brutal

Try fasting out. When you do it for longer than a week your mouth starts tasting disgusting because of dead skin buildup. It will make you WANT to brush for once.

I did boxing classes twice a week for 5 months, eventually couldn't be bothered to stick with it.

I didn't really find I had an instinct for it/shity reactions, just found sparring very tiring/stressful. I did get a bloody nose once, didn't really bother me. I was usually pretty pumped by the time I left the session, but I can get that from killing myself with HIIT for 30 minutes or less.

I can lift solo on my own schedule, so the flexibility much better suits me.

I also felt it was messing with my recovery from lifting weights when I was cutting.

I feel like flossing is purely an american thing
Not one fucking person flosses in Europe

literally the only reason to get into it. Hurting people, dominating them, it's all part of the fun. The only reason any training is worth it is because you want a decent body, and you want to last longer and have a bit more to give to a fight. I can tell the last guy I'm responding to doesn't have a natural talent for it. Seriously, there's nothing greater than dominating people physically. Whenever I spar in boxing against someone who threatens me, I start going psycho. Something happens and I get filled with these rushing feeling of anticipation x10 and I crack open a wide smile. What happens is I move a lot faster when this rush happens. I either throw a shit ton of punches or I dodge and hit, dodge and hit with no delay or wasted movements.

I've felt a lot of feelings tho. I've felt pathetic to the point I've wanted to cry lots of times once during some grappling shit 'cause I was supposed to take the leg of some big guy who didn't show any mercy or teach me how to do it. He just kept pushing me down and I had to get back up. I've also felt threatened but not to the point where I "Snap". It's not me snapping because I am still in control. I've never once lost control, but people I've sparred with have, you can see it on their faces. Anyway, when you feel threatened by like, a short guy 'cause he's gonna get close and hit you with a buncha shit, you don't snap, you go ice cold and show no mercy. You jab hard and even put your fist on his face and push him away to establish the distance.

a coach once said training was over when there was still one round of stuff, and I was in the sparring moment of the training. Shit pisses me off to this day, 'cause I wanted to beat the other guy

when teeth get knocked out they tend to either get ripped all the way out at the root or snap around the gumline coulda gone eitherway. but would be strange i guess for all of them to snap like that