So as a ghostly pale skin male with body hair, how do I best show off my gains

So as a ghostly pale skin male with body hair, how do I best show off my gains.

Should I get a spray tan? I dont sun tan very well. I should properly wax or shave too but I have never gone hairless before.

What's your body care routine.

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Why does everyone want to be more tanned all of a sudden? I thought being pale white was the objective for everyone?

Don’t get tan bro that’s fucking gay. Be yourself

As a tanned man you don't want to get tanned. You get dirty looks from racist people all the time.

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

you do know that bodybuilders all use spray tan before competitions because it shows off the muscles better

It's not spray tan idiot, they literally just rub bronzer shit on then wash it off later. Only old school bodybuilders got tan.

My point is when do you ever see women getting wet over a ripped guy who is pale with body hair, is always the tan hairless guys

>t. pic related

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Why is that dumb bitch handing off that bar with the guy's arms not at lockout? Or is she just lifting the bar for him and canceling his rep?
I thought 2D women were supposed to be based, not goddamn retards.

Tan's not negotiable, but the no bodyhair thing is pretty much entirely to appeal to effeminate onionlads (and also for the beauty industry, since it means more products to sell as opposed to a natural look).
A lot of women actually like bodyhair. Many of them don't know it because they've only ever been given the shaved option.

>fails a rep

BRUH I WONT SPOT YOU UNTIL YOU LOCKOUT YOUR ARMS

am I crazy or does the peg where you rest the bar look too high in that pic?

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god I wish that were me

eat lots of carrots, it gives you an orange tone

its hard for me to take good pics being so pale

It's a small child.

My little fella would lift up the weight better than myself in this circumstance.. God, I wish that were me.

Don't shave your body, that's fucking gay.

no reason to be tanned, and too much sunlight is very bad for you

>tfw had my gf spot me yesterday
>tfw she couldn't wait to go running on the threadmill

>Should I get a spray tan?
50 000 IU beta-carotine every day
After 12 weeks you will have a healthy glow.

example: Jordan Peterson only eating beef. He's hitting toxic levels of vitamin A, but his skins glows in the dark.

>daily body care routine
5:30AM - brush teeth
8:00PM - take shower
- brush teeth
- douse face in 70% alcohol

what the fuck is wrong with being tan? I am pale as milk, but still..why is it bad to wanna be tanned ?

don't worry about that shit till you've been lifting long enough or start competing.

Pale femanon here. Pale skin means you age better and are more mentally healthy than to buy into the cancerous tan jew. Also freckles contribute to better aging. I prefer guys that have that kind of underlying complexion. Also bodygoalz.

Post your god tier freckles

Unless your dad is a dumb fuck who never should've procreated in the first place and gave you psoriasis, so you have to tan and get cancer lasered off of ya every damn year.

I get told I look "healthy" when I get a sun tan so it could be that

just crious would you do pic related with a young boy just entering puberty?

it must be fun being a girl being able to rub your body and breasts all over young boys and them loving it

do you feel a sense of power or domiantion when you make them pop an erection?

do you ever find reasons to rub up against said erection or pointedly staire at it and then smile sexily as he notices you looking?

please rub your breats on his crotch

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Why is Jow Forums of all the boards is so thirsty?

Enjoy your leathery wrinkled old ass skin

>implying 99% of people don't just browse this and lift to get their dicks wet
Pretty sure the hobby part only comes after the getting your dick wet part

Start eating more carrots. Don't bother with tans/fake tans.