/fraud/ - masTer is a manlet general

welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and coping general.

reminder that masTer is a 5'2 manlet

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

>Reddit link
yeah, fuck off

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

No source talk allowed.

This isn't a medical forum. Stop asking for medical advice and go to a doctor.

Previously on the biggest autistic shitfest on Jow Forums:

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what do you eat for breakfast? for me it's usually 100g of oats with boiling water. after waking up im not hungry for a few hours so im really missing out some good calories and macros that i could be getting every morning....

Back to the pit

Imagine having tiny balls and bald like a 80yrs old man LOL Natty master race

Imagine being this ignorant

They aren't even in the same room, I can tell from the pixelation at the bottom of the screen.

stop spamming you butthurt faggot

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hahaha ManleT is mad

lol u nattys r the biggest homo's boo hoo someone else is doing something with their own body that doesnt affect me better cry about it. lmao its like second hand smoke all over again. just cause ur too scared to pin you dont have to pretend ur proud to be natty

What the fuck is going on with my body. Last two pins I've been getting insane PIP and my body starts getting hyper sensitive and achey the next couple days after. I never had this problem and it doesn't seem like the gear is bad since I've only been halfway through the bottle.

I've heard of Test Flu when you increase your test levels and your body isn't adjusted but can this be true if I've dropped the dose?

is it old? i just pinned from a 5 month old vial of cyp- that was already opened 5months ago. got a burning PIP but its gone now

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Somewhat. It's only about 2 -3 months old that I had on hand so I could cruise. I'm just trying to figure out why it's causing it cause I was fine for the first few pins the previous weeks up until now

COPE

was it already opened cause if it had old air in it that could be the reason. desu i hope i dont get an infection but i think it'll be fine.

is running tren on the second cycle too much?

my first was prop & dbol 5 weeks kept 10lbs.
i had to cut it short tho. this time im on test cyp 1-16weeks
tbol 50mg 1-3 weeks

but im thinking about throwing in tren ace on the 3rd month if the gains r good into the second. i'm a twink tryna to bulk up the /fraud/ way.

I was wondering why 500mg test e e3d had me fucked up with wacky sides, lab test came back and concentration was 350mg/ml. Last time I order chink shit.

I went from 170 to 200 (at 6’1” lel) on test my first cycle. I’m planning to hop on the tren train soon, hope I don’t end up fucking traps like everybody else here.

Test flu is real, I slept and felt cloudy headed like I was sick a couple times my first go round.

How is LVH other than due to transient hypertension reversible?

tfw heavy breathing and pain on the chest. Good that I am tapering down now. Body is probably dying

Yes i do cardio, donate blood and take bp medication

Imagine thinking of me that much. I mean i know my btfo skills can impact people lives. But this is something on another level

no

>got sucked off by a cosplay trap
>had to wank myself off to cum
>prolly coulda easily done it watching porn

ok lads, i think im porn addicted, is nofap legitimately a thing?

if i stopped watching so much porn and wanking myself will it make my sex life better?

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what dose dude?

Cialis is god tier when on cycle, why did it take me so long to hop on lmao. Fuck metropalol

That’s why I only let trannys fuck me because then I couldn’t ever think I should have just jerked off

Face pic of that trap?

500mg test e e3.5d-ish. I was a cardio/calisthenics fag before though so I’m sure that all my gains weren’t due to gear alone but because I actually started lifting kek

i respect im too much to share it, hes super pretty tho and has long hair, legit looked way prettier than the girls around here.

though to be fair the standards for women in the UK are pretty grim

>respecting trap fuckholes
Get your e2 checked

i crossplay as well so were kindred spirits

>500mg test e e3.5d
so 1 gram per week?

reminder that lifting won't fix your ugly face

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No, 250/e3d I’m retarded lol. Don’t do a gram of test for your first cycle.

Explain to the folks at home why you cut your life short 30 years to frequently post on a fitness forum

You’ll never believe me but I’m an actual factual MD (PGY-3). There are far worse things to do than pin if you do it correctly, most risks can be mitigated. In short, your post reeks of natty cope.

I always said roiders were faggots but didnt quite mean it literally. I wonder what comes first, really. Is it mental disturbances and perversion causing low self esteem which makes you roid or is it the roids causing the mental problems? Do you feel you may aswell go full degenerate and fuck deranged men in costumes because your self worth is fucked anyways?

test E 600mg /week and anadrol 100mg ed. is it normal that im getting so pissed off and fucking mad at little things that arent serious? i feel like beating the guy up just for casually talking to a group of people where a girl i liked was. fucking irritating

what are you on rn?

T. Insecure faggot

i know it and youre not helping

Unironically have you been taking ai, if yes, have you ever checked your e2 levels?

just b urself bro

Fucking had diahorrea for a week and couldn't work out why.
I was making my protein shake with expired milk. Now my shits burn because I've had to wipe my ass so much this week. Bulking is pain.

yes ive been taking arimidex. havent done any tests tho

tfw almost collapsed at work in the bathroom

Get a test done for the e2 levels, irritability and mood swings are signals of high e2. Even if you get it checked and it's in range, great, we now know you have your ai dialed in. Win win.

What's wrong lad

Currently tapering down from 1200mg test and 600 DHB.

Will just go 50% now. Shit doesn't feel good. Probably are too long on that shit now.

I don't know just went for a walk, feel a bit better now. Just go cruise dose instantly. Felt already weird when i going to work and took that asin dose

>Already better
I mean your English is fucking broken right now sure you're good? Drink a liter of water

Dubs and masTer dies today

roll

can I just pop some nolva or are the tests necessary

Based

Ding ding ding

Nolvadex is a serm. Not an AI. Go and get the tests done.

Will roids help with slight loose tummy skin?
I know they will in a way (more mass=less empty skin) but is there anything that actually gives it more elasticity back?
Just curious, I'm barely 6 months into lifting after a huge weight loss, obviously no plans to juice any soon lmao

QUICK MAST BEFORE YOU DIE, WHO WAS YOUR FAVOURITE SON, ME OR TESTIFY?

masTnana

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No, not unless you work on getting huge ab muscles to fill it in.

Autophagy does, water fasting would help in that regard.

The sugar trehalose is supposed to trigger autophagy as well.

>MasT
>pinning “properly”
>durr I’m a doctor don’t worry about atherosclerosis

I don’t give a shit if you’re taking your boards for the 100th time. Doctors can be retarded too, all going to medical school proves is you had above average memory retention and hundreds/thousands of hours at your disposal to study for the MCAT. If you think that long term moderate steroid use (we’ll say +.5gs) doesn’t have long term effects on your heart you’re a moron.

Go ahead and move the goalposts (bbbut I meant 10mg of test a month) but we were always talking about MasT

MasT if you read this I was giving you shit and I will admit you’re an insane lifter, but seriously, do you ever think about long term effects and your own mortality?

Maybe you are the grinch and your heart is 3 times to small

>atherosclerosis
Just want to point out a single dose of trodusquemine removes the build up of plaque / reverses atherosclerosis

Why can't I inject lipase or a drop of detergent subq to shit out my body fat Ree desu

Holy fuck who decided to make the ads cover the captcha tick box when replying, and then when you close it via Google ads for covering content when it finally disappears, the captcha tickbox can't be tapped on

Like wtf it's bad enough the captchas are like "select all buses until they're no buses left" and keep loading buses over and over for the next image with a painfully slow fade out time to the next image

Long term is bad, yes. Transient hypertension is no longer negligible when it’s happening 365 days a day. But one cycle a year with appropriate PCT is unlikely to harm you unless you’re retarded or have uncorrected PFO or something.

Natty
Cope

Everybody over 80 has carotid stenosis or artheroschlerosis, they just put them on some meds or invert the problem vessel and clean it top jej

>atherosclerosis
Do you even know how long it takes for this to happen? My bloods always show perfect lipids during cruise.

I take my health very seriously. I take all the necessary supplements, donate blood every 2 months, check bloods during cruise, do regulair cardio and even more during cutting, have a really clean diet with very little saturated fats, never took tren and mostly take test and dhb.

What else can i do beside lowering the dose now.

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because that's a retarded idea
just eat less

masTer, what does your daily schedule looks like? as in raising time, meals, work, gym, bed time etc

Whats your BP today??

7:45 - wake up thinking about killing myself while eating oats and eggs
8:15 - bike to work
8:30 - start work
10;30 - chicken/rice
12;30 - chicken/rice
12:30- 14:00 going for a big walk with colleagues
14:00 - chicken/rice
16:00 - chicken/rice
17;30 - bike to home
17;45 - chill at home and eat some bit of cottage cheese
18;30 - workout out
19;15 - eat eggs + carbs
20;30- talk to my gf some and browse internet
22:30 - go to sleep

Was fine last time i let it check. I am also taking bp medication now beside taking coq10.

I am just going to from 800 test to 500 test now and then to 300-e. I feel fine now, i am currently working from home. Fucking office felt claustrophobic af and looking at that ugly tranny all day wasn't making it better

how tf do you eat breakfast so fast and why are your workouts so short
also sounds comfy af
is your apartment comfy too, dutch man?

Because i snooze a lot and then have less time to do other shit. I don't feel like it's comfy. I hate this rushing life.

I meant 20;15 is eggs + carbs. I workout from 18;30 until 20.00

Pretty much yes.

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>12:30- 14:00 going for a big walk with colleagues
Fucking faggot

His workouts are 2hrs, he just eats the eggs and carbs in the gym

He doesn't actually work out. His muscles are big because he's just that short. He can't even bench 2pl8 like a natty.

Why the fuck did you alternate between semi colons and colons? You fucking autist

How strange, maybe just idiopathic then

I get up at 6:40 and leave the house at 7:20 and I'm too groggy to make anything more but oats that I barely eat anyway
fucking shite man why are mornings so unpleasant

Try going to bed earlier you twat

What's wrong with that

Because i know it's triggering to you

What do you do the rest of the day

Because you realize you have to deal with those bullshit people again, with their same whining and ugly existence

go to school, get back home at 5pm, pretend to study, go to the gym at 8pm, get back home at 11, eat something and go to sleep.
i have my finals in may, after that ill go enlist and try to figure out what i want to do with my life after i leave the military

and yes i fucking despise most people i interact with, bunch of cookie cutter porno addicted wimps, soft fucks

what happened to natty monkey man?

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Enjoy those times while you still can. Those times were the best. Not worrying about shit, doing drugs with friends, going out, fucking college woman, god-tier sleep patterns, lot of free time to do with you want

Once you get to the wage cu.ck life it's over. No way back anymore. I hate this life

>no worrying about shit, lots of free time
yeah i wish. the number of deadlines i have to meet within next few weeks is overwhelming. i dont seem to be too bothered by it tho, i just lift and pin and browse this god forsaken board

had prom the other night and both of my dates were taller than me in high heels (one is taller even without them). pretty good stuff

Why the fuck do I sleep so much on cycle? I’m not lethargic, I still bang it out at the gym, I just sleep all the fucking time when I’m at home.

estro too low makes me fatigued too. and I pee a lot.

>pinning in high school
Yikes

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Interesting, I have no high e2 symptoms so maybe I’ll cut back to .25 adex eod, thanks.

who cares we're freaks it sick it piss

I could sleep forever on blast
Especially on deca, can sleep an easy 14 hours if I let myself kek

I’d happily go to prison just to get a sniff of their underwear

I'm about 80% sure I'm going to try baby's first cycle. At one point does all this shit become irreversible and mean I'd have to be on TRT forever? I don't care about fertility

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That's nothing compared to adult life, trust me. Especially when you also work out/eat a lot. Most of the people don't work out so they have a lot of free time after work.

>both of my dates were taller than me in high heels
What

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People who do retarded things like hopping on gear at 18 give steroids a bad name. Enjoy your fucked up growth plates and irreversibly altered endocrine system.

You should know what he meant because your dates are taller than you heels or not

Just reduced the dose from 800test /400dhb to 500 test-e. Hope i don't get acne

My gf is still smaller than me even with heels. She's 173 cm

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Think your health is more important than the acne at this point mate

Just load up on benzoyl peroxide and keto or get some tane just in case

rate my cat

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>can hardly see cat

Lmao those nips
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