Post mires

Post mires.

>Made good gains the past 1.5 years
>Very joocy legs and core
>Went to try on suits yesterday
>Lady helping me pick out pants and a jacket
>"Soo, op, very small waist I'd say size 32 pants, try them on and I'll see if they fit"
>Try it on, nearly ripped them
>"Ok let me get a size up"
>Tight again
>"Alright, alright, two sizes up, give me a sec"
>Still tight as fuck
>"OMG user WOW what the..."
>"Okay finally, these MUST FIT (size 37)
>tfw they actually fit

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so you’re fat
or have the figure of a barbie

Very pathetic story, go back to 9gag

>baseless assumptions

Keep at it, bucko.

>lanning halo with mates
>qt indian girl smacks my ass and runs away
>she has a boyfriend though

her bf is some MAGA laper i should totally cuck him

Based ian halo poster

>size 37
lol, you're just fat dude

post body, faggot

pajeets are disgusting don't do it user

You post that shit mire every fucking thread. Piss of you muppet

Ye I remember seeing it before

And you take the bait every thread

>been going to the gym for 8 months now
>not really big but u can see that i work out
>go to drum and bass rave last night
>get absolutely drugged out on ex
>feel like i get 0 zero mires from girls
>4 gay guy's tried to kiss me

How do i become less gay Jow Forums

>a professional guessing a 37 as a 32
>being proud of a 37
>all that story being a mire
>edgy wojak

??????????????

>a girl doesn't look away immediately after landing a random gaze on me
Feels good

>How do i become less gay Jow Forums
Implying

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my mom called me hot

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give her the d

>Grandma: I hardly dare hugging you because you have gotten so muscular!
>Me: mirin...

>femfriend comes to my place
>mires my recent gains
>asks when will I stop lifting
>"when I reap shirt while flexin"
>but user,shirts got some bs material so it's impossible
>"then I will flex in latex"
>we giggle at pic related
>user you got huge forearms
>"Yea, they hurt badly tho after training"
>I can massage them user
>get wrist massage
>she's fucking master of wrist massage
>no ticklin or nuthin
>2 years of lifting finally pay out

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I'm a start stop kinda gym goer

Went back today. Had been twice last week but it's not enough.

Went this morning before work. Feels good. Going to go Wednesday Thursday and Friday then Monday

Feels ok feels better.

Ok

Play along and get them to buy you drinks then ditch during the final song, works every time.

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I thought it was at a dinner party?

Your life reads like a fucking weeb dating sim user

post body

tell me about the pasta sauce

post weeb dating sim with wrist massages

instead of dancing around alone, go up to girls and just dance with them. If nobody sees you with any girls they probably think you're gay m8

>37 "big"
I have to buy 38 and it's still kind of tight.

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No ass or hamstrings spotted