There is a company that sends you a full body suit for just the £3 postage cost. Then you scan your body with their app so you get your full body size measurements.
You do this so they can sell you a tailored suit. But you don't need to buy anything.
I just ordered one and will use it to track my gainz. So much quicker than using a tape measure constantly.
Apparently it’s shit. WSJ just had an article about how zozo suits are stinky
James Murphy
>white man lustfully gazing at ripe Nubian queen ayo hol up what they be meaning at
William Mitchell
Are the measurements bad or does it just smell? I cant get past the WSJ paywall. They have blocked all 3 methods I used to get around them with I just discovered
Xavier Martinez
I'll look into it. Being a manlet finding decent clothes are hard. And a manlet wearing baggy clothes only makes him look worse.
Brayden James
they had a bunch of progressive speak on the site. There was a drop-down menu saying Gender and it only had Male and Female though.
Can I get a link? I don't care about the app or tailored clothes, I just want the full body suit. For...things.
Hudson Long
im gonna order a female one and sniff the ass
Landon Williams
Have you never tried opening it in an incognito page?
Michael Lee
>white Lol thats clearly a beaner.
Brayden Gonzalez
wtf does "be equal" mean in this context
James Cook
I don't want to link them in case I am accused of being a shill since they do cost a small amount of money.
But go to zozo dot com and click 'get yours free' on the homepage. Its not truly free as they charge for postage. But £3.50 for a full body suit is good
Ryan Wilson
Thanks OP. Honestly this is great for my tailor as well. Useful to have.
>WSJ disapproves probably because it's fatphobic and ableist
Jose White
Just ordered it and it's shipping lel.
Gavin Thomas
Are you confusing the WSJ with the Washington Post? WSJ is probably the best paper around today
Jonathan Price
I think its a flat rate of 4 euros shipping.
Angel Barnes
Very nice, I'll get one too
Cooper Barnes
If you use it at the gym then you can measure yourself immediately before working out, then immediately after, then use the difference to measure the size of your pump all over your body
I order mine so I can work out in the gym as a polka dot monster. Truthfully for 4 bucks it's gonna get some laffs. Fuck actually ordering any of their overpriced clothing lmao
Caleb Phillips
nothing wrong with that my guy, I'm just saying if the measurements are off for the clothing it probably isn't a good way to track progress either
Oliver Hughes
Oh shit lol
OK. When mine arrives I will take tape measure measurements and compare them to what the app tells me. Then I will report back here.
Michael Hall
I wonder if this will be better on Jow Forums than the time all those retards kept making threads about buying and using that juice shit to clean out their insides for parasites.