MIRES THREAD

>i get scared and leave
Ahhhh, the classic 4channel autist response.

>be me
>football player
>win 6th superbowl
>owner is so impressed he kisses me on the mouth
not sure if this is a good mire bros

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Vietnamese girls are obsessive and possesive, I dont want to either break her heart more than I have to or lead her on in the hopes she might have a chance.
The friendzone is for girls to put betas in not for real men to mess with

I still don't get how neutral people were so salty about the patriots that they rooted for the fucking rams

Why does she have a pair of eyes between her eyes and brows?

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Bc Its a shit drawing

>be me
>be talk to womenz
>they actually talk back
I was always told that you shouldnt jump into a relationship and play it cool cuz not everyone wants it cock.

Now I'm alone. I tried playing it cool
Fuck that man, I'm gonna get all the grills numbers and do a shotgun typa thing
Girls use to talk to me before i came to this damn site.
Bye

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>be me
>walking to class today (university)
>see cute girl in green dress, gives me a smile
>frown autistically and speedwalk away
Why am I like this

Any other response would’ve been cringe and bluepilled

Story 1:
>Be me Friday night
>Go to a rock bar for some drinks, flirt with a 7/10 brunette girl and she introduces me to her friends
>Her 8.9/10 blonde friend gets really into me, tells me I am a "very handsome man" and tells her friend to "keep him around"
>*t.t.thanks Jow Forums for the gains and confidence*
>Make out with the blonde girl, while dancing with the brunette girl
>Time to leave, ask for the blonde girls's number
>"Oh, I would love to give it to you but I am married and I have 2 kids"
>WtfYouLook23.jpeg
>Fuck it, get the brunette's number either way

Story 2:
>Be me yesterday
>Go to a club with some friends
>immediately a 5/10 chubby girl approaches me with her 2 hot friends
>starts flirting with me, says "I am a pretty boy"
>asks me to take off my shirt
>"No"
>Not really into her, just wanted to have good time with my friends
>Tell her it's time for me to go
>She confesses that she just got engaged and leaned towards me to kiss me
>nope.gif
>"Thanks, nice meeting you also but I'm not into that"
>Leave, see her mad and yelling to her friends

Felt good rejecting married skanks.

>be me
>31 years old last week (oh shit am I a boomer?)
>be at Whole Foods after getting out of the gym
>still sweaty and stinky
>very cute checkout girl, early 20s.
>pick that line
>she rings up my stuff
>as I’m looking in my gym bag for my wallet she says “oh you can just use your phone, do you have amazon prime?”
>I do so say “yeah”.
>she comes around the checkout line to my side and leans in and shows me how to get it sorted in like 20 seconds.
>I say somewhat seriously somewhat jokingly “these new fangled gadgets the whippersnappers use anymore, I’m getting too old for this”
>she laughs
>she asks how old I am
>I tell her
>with a big smile and and quick up-down she says “ see that’s not old to me!”
>I grab my bags and speed walk outta there.
>haven’t been back

I picked that line specifically because of her but lost my shit when the moment happened. It ain’t my first rodeo but something about her disarming cuteness combined with the ease of the situation made me go full autismo.

Oh well. Legit mire I guess.

>Asian girls
Lol

Oh man I remeber that first story from another mire thred
Very alpha of you rejecting the other chick

>t. bitter white girl

Cope.

>tfw no cute cashier girl to mire me everytime I go to the store

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No lip and flat ass cope

Ada and leon?

Asian girls are flat too but let's not derail thread.

Where are you from

I didnt even realise it but I think youre right
Australia (Im a chink by blood though)

This is the correct Jow Forums response to female attention. Well done.

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I talked to a girl on the bus today on my way to class, she was cute and kind of awkward but I got her snapchat so I'm going to message her later and see if she wants to get lunch tomorrow or something

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That's very cute, user
Good luck

I think you people call it eyelids

Nice. Don’t fall into the friend zone you’ve gotta make your intentions clear early.

I don't even keep female friends lol. I manwhored my whole sohpmore year of college.

I normally add something in when I ask them like "not sure if you're seeing anybody but...."

that generally makes intentions clear

My man.

Sounds like you’re good to go.

>getting the girls number and later getting your dick sucked would have been bluepilled
There is no hope for this place.

Oh, north or south chink ? You made it seem like you were a white guy

>with a big smile and and quick up-down she says “ see that’s not old to me!”
what is the correct response here?

This is true for most but slowly they're realizing what a nice body is. It's mostly cuz beauty standards there call for skinny slim figured girls which is retarded cuz even guys there can appreciate a nice ass

most have cute faces though

what would you have done senpai? are there other options?

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Based

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Based autismo

I would have done the exact same thing. Walking up and asking if she's buying groceries is probably another good option though.

Im a Chinese chink
Vietnamese guys are unsightly and nearly everyone Ive seen here are dyel as fuck, With my tiny gainz I look big compared to them
>inb4 all asians are the same

what would i do with that information? She is in a store ofc she buys groceries

>Yummy yummy gimme cummy
lmao everytime

Lurk more faggot.

> and how old are you?
> ...
> well, that's a bit on the shy side for me but maybe we could make it work
> wink
> if you'd give me your number I'll text you and see if you can cut it

sth along the lines

Hes refering to pic related

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Ik but what regions are your parents from

South East Asians tend to be really dyel.

North china, my mums half russian

EVERY DAMN TIME

>lifting for 6 months now, started at skele-mode + noob gains so I look muscular when wearing clothes
>starting to draw more attention, not sure if it's because they mire or I'm just more conscious about it
>today, wear slim fit tight shirt, walk around the city during my break
>catch guys looking at me, and then look away
>cashier asked me for my name and complimented me and said I had a great name when she made me a customer card
>catch a qt looking at me, smiling and blushing

Is this the mire-life brahs, or am I looking for shit that isn't there?

>have a good social interaction, don't spill spaghetti
>too scared to go there again
At this point I can't go to half the places I used to visit.

This guy pickups

I thought this was a redfield/ada meme and it wasn't. I'm disappointed.

she just wanted to give you a customer card cause she gets money for it...

It's an Ada Leon meme

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Should've been the autistic sister who can't get fucked by redfield no matter how hard she tries instead of ada

I have a gf, h-hold me breh I miss playing around and flirting

Mires are small at the moment,

>Girls hold eye contact longer if i smile they smile back
>When the gym has empty space girls will set up close to me than to other/ empty space
> Always hit on by cashiers due to going to the store after gym and buying meat (college town cashiers are mostly cute girls)
> The few girls in my BJJ school ask me to roll out of like 50 other guys (I'm 6'5 225, its not out of practicality, but it might just be because i'm very clean and smell nice)
>Girls make advances on me, ask for my number, add me on instagram (happens about once a week)
Some of this can be placebo, or a result of me just being more outgoing now but i like to think its in part due to my gains.

Is it just me or is this whole pickup thing just cancer? Is this really the proper way to attain a woman?

Can't have a normal, friendly interaction anymore without some horndog looking for a cheap shag.

>add me on instagram (happens about once a week)
This is the most impressive desu. What do you post? How do I get social media gains?

LEON STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AT THE BATH AND FUCK MY SISTER

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none lately, and when I do get some it's from ugly girls. Only qt who mired me was a crazy married 18yo in a farm but she hated her life so I think she was just using me to get out of there.

my girlfriends mom is a flight attendant, so i have pick on me everywhere in the world. Also 1 in 5 is a lifting post just my body in their minds.

>be me
>5 years ago at UNI
>Post shirtless pic on Snapchat after chest workout
>Freshman girl I seldom talk to messages me out of the blue
>"Instead of bench pressing with weights, you should lift me up and place me on the dick"
>Instaboner.jpeg
>She comes over my place and we have wild sex
>Never contact her again since I was trying to date this qt asian
>Turns out qt asian was psycho and I regret it to this day
>Mfw the nymphomaniac wanted to do a ffm with me and her friend
>Mfw today my wife is adamant on no threesomes
>Wife had threesome experience during college and I did not
>Mfw

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listen up I'm gonna tell you how it is. This 'pick-up' thing has been around for millenia and it is nothing more than being able to pick up social cues (girl likes you) and you taking advantage of the situation to mutual delight. maybe you can meet your wife this way, I don't know what your goals are. But it is there (picking up) and it is ever-present.

Pick up became a quick way of intelligent semi-con-men getting big bucks from guys that either were too naive, too scared or too picky to succeed with women. But it has been around forever, although not called 'picking up'. The best girls and the best sex is from girls you vibe with in a friendly way. Add some teasing and attraction in the mix and you should be able to have sex with a girl that also wants it.

Lol you're literally me dude. I still do it though just without taking it super far. My gf is chill though and we point out hot girls to each other in public and argue over taste. A friend and I play something called the fishing game where we bait girls that are into us over the course of a night and by the end we tell them oh sorry I'm taken. Loads of fun hoodwinking these thots

me on the left

>>Mfw today my wife is adamant on no threesomes
>>Wife had threesome experience during college and I did not

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>walk like i own the place in the gym
>people miring me with laughs and pointing fingers
hell yeah making it

Nah too corny. Just say “.... no shit...” then select new contacts on my phone, put her name from her name tag in and the cursor in the new number field, hand her the phone and say, “here, show me how to do the amazon prime payment thing real quick”

If she puts in a good number, you’re in. If she puts in a bullshit number, who cares, if she doesn’t put in any number and hands you the phone back, who cares.

haha nice nice man. Yeah, I flirt really subtly and never push it or ask girls for numbers but I can appreciate a cute girl smiling, me making her day. We talk about hot girls in public as well, it gets me going. She can talk about guys she thinks that are hot to me, it doesn't bother me to admit a guy being good-looking. I don't really catfish girls though, but we don't have an epidemic of thots here as well on the other hand, usually pretty down-to-earth girls all in all

>my wife is adamant on no threesomes
>Wife had threesome experience during college and I did not

She still having just not with you

There is a very fine line between corny and confident user. I can see the sense in your post but I wouldn't force my phone in her hand, it seems too invasive to me. This would work great on a crowded train with a lot of people around and done silently through gestures and mouthing words but it is an overkill in this situation desu. He already established the girl liked him, fumbling with the phone could be a bit aggressive where there is no need for it

the 'no shit' line would be also too much for me, it would turn out either try-hard or trashy

I do the same thing at the grocery store with the cashier but then when she gives me a smile or wink I rush home and on the drive I imagine what our kids will look like in the future before going to jerk off in the shower.

I'm talking specifically about turning interactions with people you hardly know sexual.

It's certainly not ever-present, in victorian days it was rude to talk to people at all without being introduced (unless for business etc.) You just wouldn't talk to women out of the blue.

And more recently(70+ years ago) you'd expect to be good friends before making those kinds of moves.

I'm asking, I don't really know myself if it's good or bad. But sometimes, in some scenarios at least, it seems to be pretty decadent behaviour.

The messed up thing is that I had quite a few chances to have threesomes during college but my autism got the better of me. I must've missed out on about 4 ffm threesomes, and three mfm threesomes. Now I'm married and can't do any of the wild stuff I should've done during my college years. I try to not think about it and focus on other venues of life.

congrats user you cucked yourself

dude give your wife an altimatium lmao man up. she must see you as below her becuase women who want to keep their man typically go out of their way to do stuff for them

>don't pick up on flirting most of the time and rate it as being nice
>panic when I do notice flirting and fear fucking up so much I just leave
How do I fix this?

Damn, if they're down to earth it must be all harder to not make a move. I mean you could have better willpower than me I suppose but occasionally I just really wanna do it brah

Hahaha. Reminds me of my fraternity days. We had this dude who’s nickname was “face”. Not a terribly impressive dude, kinda dumb, but an 11/10 face. When we had parties Face’s mission was to go out and invite as many girls as possible. It was fucking hilarious because there’d always be like 30 girls who were expecting to hang out with him and only him at the party. Most would understand the situation after 10 min but there were always 3 or 4 that would hang on throughout the night and try to out slut one another for Face’s attention, which lead to really goofy results or stupidly high alcohol consumption or both. From the get-go he already knew who he was going to fuck before the party started.

Women can be total animals.

It is as decadent as you make it. I don't know what to tell you, look around you. Nudity everywhere, people whoring themselves for social media points, displaying their whole rotten core for the world to see.

Making a girl smile with a wink and brightening her day is not such an offense. If she wants to be courted she can be, she is putting herself in that position. In my mind it boils down to the same thing, two people having fun and seeing where it takes them. You also call it 'moves', but what else is a letter sent in a Victorian era, 2 pages long and full of endearing terms? It's also a move, the moves now are just more streamlined and to the point, like everything else

I once had a girl on my lap, with my hand on her inner thigh, rubbing up and down under the pretense of keeping her warm(it was cold as fuck and she wasn't wearing much) and it didn't go anywhere. I didn't even realize that she liked me.

you don't need to tell me I know it. Saw a really cute waitress a few months back and I saw she wanted it and I would destroy that shit I kid you not and then make her breakfast and some sweet love on top. Yeah, I strive to be faithful and didn't slip so far, besides I think you make a situation from tense to kissing/having sex, girls won't usually cross those lines on their own

I doubt it. But if I ever did find out that she was/is I'd simply divorce. I'm pretty confident on my looks so I doubt she'll risk downgrading from me to a typical boomer dad bod.

She's great in every other aspect. Faithful, weight lifts, not bat shit crazy, career driven.

I used to date a girl like that. She was submissive and did everything I wanted. Anal, cream pies, facials, sex tapes, etc. But there was no genuine connection so I cut her off. I had a lot of sex during my college years and I remember how empty I'd feel each and every time I climaxed. I wanted something genuine.

>work at office
>new year kickoff
>have boring ass presentations about what an awesome year its going to be, with confetti and overly enthusiastic speakers
>resume work afterwards
>they hired a masseuse to go around the office for the rest of the afternoon
>50 yo unattractive woman
>killer shoulder rub tho
>"You're by far the most muscular one today"
> "hehe yeah I eat well"

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Can't one up you on that but I remember that one time a chick told me to hold her hands to see how cold she is. Just replied with "meh, just about as cold as mine" and went back to drinking my hot chocolate.

alpha as fuck desu

The worst is the opposite.

>Be fit bro at company annual party. >Chubby (she’d be cute as fuck if she were 115lbs but she’s not even close) co-worker has a thing for me but I don’t realize.
>I am extremely prejudiced internally towards overweight people.
>She strikes up conversation with me.
>It’s a company event so I’m pleasant and light hearted. Jokes happen and light banter.
>my boss the VP of finance (totally bro-tier) comes over and we talk shop for about 20 min
>another female co-worker comes by and says “hey can I borrow user for a minute?”
>proceeds to ask what I thought of chubby girl
>I ask why
>says “chubby girl says you’re... like her mission tonight”
>say “I’m engaged, you know this”
>she says “I told her, she doesn’t mind”
>its_a_trap.jpg
>I say “tell her I’m flattered by I really am taken”
>boss comes back
>he asks what all that was about
>I tell him
>he shudders and says “Indian jones and that boulder man, you dodged that one haha!”

Women, for the most part, are complete degenerates.

>But there was no genuine connection so I cut her off. I had a lot of sex during my college years and I remember how empty I'd feel each and every time I climaxed.

haha, imagine having an orgasm and then wanting to leave, then hugging a pillow every night because you want a real relationship because having casual sex is easy af, haha

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