How do i find a nice wheyfu to bear strong children for me if the one attractive wheyfu at my gym is taken?

how do i find a nice wheyfu to bear strong children for me if the one attractive wheyfu at my gym is taken?

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online dating

>Get non-wheyfu GF
>Make her wheyfu
>Done

Pretty easy

It's not that hard. My gf is from my gym. I have 4 exes from the same gym too. It's pretty easy if you're not suffering from crippling autism.

>It's pretty easy if you're not suffering from crippling autism.

plz delete this..

>It's pretty easy if you're not suffering from crippling autism.
fuck you

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most wheyfu is infertile

>It's pretty easy if you're not suffering from crippling autism.
Nigga you think this a game

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Christ, just walk over and say "hi", you retards. Make some small talk. If she's into you ask for her number.

>walk over to a girl just to ask how many sets she has left on the rack squat
>she gives me the death stare before I even open my mouth
It's over boyos

How do I start a conversation?

>Christ, just walk over and say "hi", you retards
yes i can do that. I always do. there's not a single woman in my 28 years that doesn't give me the "I can't wait until this guy stops talking to me" look

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see But before you approach her see if she's giving you any looks. If you catch her looking at you you're in 80% of the time.

Imagine being such a pretty boy that women stare at you and smile when you open the conversation and then convincing yourself that "it's all in the attitude bro"

Man, fuck off. I'd be called an overcompensating manlet with a weak chin on Jow Forums.

>catch her looking at you
Haven't yet, but either our routines align 1 to 1 or she likes me. I go downstairs, to the dumbbell basement- she goes downstairs, I go upstairs- she does. But I've never caught her looking at me. I know how to initiate a conversation if you can establish eye contact, that's easy. How do I approach a girl who's busy stretching, now that's a question.

>How do I approach a girl who's busy stretching
You don't. Talk to her when she's using some machine or piece of equipment under the pretence that you want to use it too. Ask her how many sets she has or if you could work in. From there it's easy.

Sneaky. I like it.

>If you catch her looking at you you're in 80% of the time.
what the fuck kinda incel fantasy are you living in. yes a women will give you "looks", it's the stop staring at me look.

>virgin don't know women use eye contact as a signal

doesn't*

Do you...do you not know the protocol for eye contact? Jesus Christ, no wonder this board is so full of virgins, you all legit have Aspergers. Fucking hell.

I’m autistic and have hd several girlfriends, current relationship is falling apart, probably breaking up today.

I’m very worried that since I’m moving away from my home city, and that I will be alone without family and friends for the first time that I will have no social venue to meet girls.

Terrified really. But the trick I suppose is interaction volume. So I’m going to join as many clubs/interest groups as possible. Going to tindr my heart out.

Remember socializing and dating is just like lifting, need a sizeable number of sets (number of girls)x reps(number of times going on dates/length of relationships). It’s all training.

be less ugly

I’m autistic and it wasnt hard to learn.
-left to right eye to mouth, 3 seconds each for casual interaction, 5+ for intimate. After each cycle you can choose to look over the shoulder or other relevant stimulus, during a conversation this look should not exceed 10 seconds

This is corroborated by psych studies on proxemics and affective displays

*establishing eye contact
But damn, nigga, you weaponized your autism.

Is that the hit or miss girl?

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>I’m autistic
another self diagnosed snow flake.

>Do you...do you not know the protocol for eye contact?
I've learnt how to behave, how long to look until it's considered staring but it doesn't change the fact that no matter how much I practice girls always pick up that there's something wrong with the way I behave after the first couple of sentences that are typical pleasantries. I don't really feel fear or intimidation or any of that typical loser shit when approaching a woman. it just doesn't work.

>it just doesn't work
What do you do when you can't do enough reps with a weight you set? You deload. Same with social gains. Try practicing on female friends. If you don't have those, get em.

it works well, I’ve had quite a few hook ups and some gf’s.
Just need to turn everything into an algorithm and memorize it. Frankly normies relegate this to their subconscious and that has it’s perks and flaws. I’ve found that deliberate planning and empirically supported methodologies stomp when it cones to dating. The key is to control your natural emotional reactions, i.e. being confident enough to do something, not letting your hpa fuck with your sns, etc.

>be less ugly
>Try practicing on female friends. If you don't have those, get em.

first user's advice is less retarded than yours.

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Stop treating every female that's willing to talk to you as a potential sexual partner, you tit.

>Stop treating every female that's willing to talk to you as a potential sexual partner, you tit.
every person to me needs to have some short of usefulness

Seriously, the ugliness is half of your problem.

Get rich. You can get almost any kind of woman simply by being rich.

>bragging about being unable to maintain a relationship

Sure if you want a woman who will only pretend to care about you.

why would you come to Jow Forums if you don't have autism?

Psychopath or teenager?

> pretty easy if you’re not suffering from crippling autism
I-I just need to get a little bigger... then they’ll notice me... right?

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Salt.

>implying that roided out hormonal disaster is even capable of bearing children let alone ones with birth defects

>source: my ass

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>Psychopath or teenager?
lelz. im 28 im in what you'd call the autistic spectrum. i just hate saying it because of all the self diagnosed snowflakes. the one behavior that gets close in a way is a sociopath but that's nurture.

Someone’s getting mogged by this qt

So just a wanker? Okey-dokey.

>Doesn't work out with 4 girls from that gym. >Goes to pick up a 5th from said gym anyway

this is so stupid, if you're trying to be a man then drop all these feminine clothes and makeup, it doesn't go together. Like icecream with sausages.

Your point being?

just get your kids into frauding, just because your wife is filled with roids and other chemical bullshit won't pass it genetically to your kids

this and also stop smiling

delet

>have this much of a blackpilled defeatist mindset
>'why don't girls like meeee'

>he thinks varbies are capable of bearing children

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Not easy. It took me over 3 years to get my girlfriend into the gym. It's not something you want to rush otherwise they'll hate working out. Also got to ease her into work outs so that she doesn't get too sore. Not everyone likes getting DOMS.

>>'why don't girls like meeee'
well they don't!
but i just had my snickers bar and im going back to my inclined presses so that's alright.

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>it's all in the mindset bro
As someone who got uglier and lost his hair with age I can tell you it really isn't.
It's easy to credit your success to your attitude because it's something you can control. But then you turn ugly and you realize that no, it wasn't the confidence.

Dude, seriously stop that. I'm only two weeks in and already have wheyfus giving me stares. I'm not jacked yet and my face ain't that pretty. I've already spoken to a few girls.

All that's holding you back is your own insecurity.

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>it's not my fault, I'm genetically predisposed to being a whiny faggot
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I'm not getting stares bruv. Attitude has nothing to do with stares.

Yes it really does, conversations with girls didn't work for me when I was still a bit Axnious, chicks are smell that shit like some guys here do protein farts . Does my face fall in the pretty category? I don't think it does

I'm not talking about convos.
Your face is very young, you don't know shit yet.

All the guy in the pic needs to do is grow a beard and clear up his skin. Maybe lose some bf% to get some cheekbone gains.

>samefaging
fuck you guys again i pulled my tricep.

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some are, this roidmonster had two kids fairly recently

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They stare at you because you're wicked ugly my bru

Why would you keep picking up women exclusively from there? That's a decent amount of relationships to be in for none to go anywhere further

You're still wrong lol. Some of us have been ugly before age hit us and managed to make it work despite that

>acting all high and mighty and starting giving relationship advice because you talked to girls at a gym

imagine having to squeeze your babby head though that abdominal wall, not easy

nah, shoots out of there like a cannon

>mogged at birth by your own mom

*psych diagnosed hailstone

Speaking from experience.

Wheyfus have a hard time getting pregnant, especially if theyve done a cycle or two of anavar. Oddly enough, Clomid and some other drugs gets their progesterone back in line so they can carry a child properly. So if you’re blasting your wheyfu on the daily and nothing happens for a couple of months, chances are she needs to take clomid. 8-12 weeks of that and she’ll be cranking out babies. Be aware! She’ll mentally go from bro-tier fuck friend to being much more girly and conscientious.

t. My wife was a wheyfu.

thats the issue retard
we do have crippling autism

what's the effect of those roids on the child anyway?

they came out fine and dandy, if her instagram is anything to go by

the optimal wheyfu strategy is to pump out all the children you want right one after another, then turn her into a varbie which ALSO lets you fuck that pussy raw

Don't shit where you eat.
If your missus uses your gym then where the fuck are you going to escape to?

Go out to bar to meet women like normal people.

>be a fat fuck 350lbs tub of lard
>sign up at gym and start lifting
>see one hottie in particular all the time I’m there
>She would always smile at me when we saw each other and I’d do the same to her
>Fast forward 1 and a half years
>I’m now a beast on cycle after losing all the fat
>that same hottie comes up to me while I’m on the leg press
>she smiles and says sorry to bother you could you spot me
>say sure let me just finish this last set
>she stands next to me and watches me do leg press and I see her bite her bottom lip
>Oshit.jpeg
>go to spot her squat and realize it’s the same weight she has been doing without a spotter for over a month
>she asks me how her form was during the squat
>feeling spaghettimode coming
>tell her I’m not sure I’m still working on perfecting forms since I was fat and couldn’t get them good at the start
>here we go.jpeg
>she won’t shut up about how she noticed me lose all the weight and get ripped
>just laugh and nod at her while she keeps going on
>she says my girlfriend must be happy with my new body
>ofuck.mp4
>laugh like an autist and say I don’t have a girlfriend unless you care to be it
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>she smiles and says I have to take her out to dinner first before we get that far
>boner.gif
>laugh like a kid who sucked back helium
>tell her will do and then turn around and walk away to the locker room forgetting my shaker cup
>drive home and jerk off in the shower thinking about it

How the fuck do I go back to that gym now bro’s

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Tell her that you just got news that someone in the family just had a heart attack and that you rushed to the hospital to see them. Apologize and schedule a date with her.

Just say hey are you working out?

she knows you were fat, she'll probably be understanding if you're honest about not having much experience

especially considering she LITERALLY ASKED YOU OUT

>*psych diagnosed hailstone
at what age. what led to it ?

autism

> be me, fit qt
> middle of leg day, grinding
> 1 pl8 deads, cause im a powerful women
> right before my superset of DB RDL’s with 2.5lb DBs (dont want to get too big)
> an unshaven neckbearded dyel walks up to me
> “h-h-hey there”
> cant even look me in the eye for longer than 0.5 seconds
> clearly has assburgers
> i say hi, dont want to send him into autistic rage by ignoring him
> “a-are you working out?” he asks, staring at the ground
> mrw
> “uh yeah” i respond
> autist doesnt respond, still looking at the ground smiling
> grab my db’s and start my super set
> autist stands there for a couple seconds then walks off
> gonna report him to gym owner later for harassment

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you can cancel your membership by e-mail and find a new gym using google

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