>One gallon?!
>A DAY?!?!
One gallon?!
Ethan Price
Logan Thomas
>how many eggs????
Camden Torres
>ah yes one last question and then our examination with be over user
>are you sexually active?
Nathaniel Bailey
>Over 200g of protein?
Henry Walker
>one pound of chicken meat
>EVERY DAY?!
Mason Martin
stop
Jose Lopez
yes sir
Lincoln Ward
This happened to me when I was like 20. She was really hot and she asked the question then looked at me.
>Are you sexually active?
>No.
>Like... not at all?
>No.
Alpha as fuck
Jacob Jenkins
disgusting
Adam Miller
If I told my GP half the shit I do in search of gains, he would have me committed.
Oliver Barnes
lol did she tickle your peepe
Carter Martinez
>You take what to help you grow muscles?
Jason Turner
Of course she couldn't possibly understand.
Anthony Lee
Zachary Brown
>Are you sexually active?
>I masturbate 3 times a day
>s-sugoi
Brandon Cruz
mmm you want more?
Jonathan Parker
Feelsbad.
Jacob Morales
>And this fitness and nutrition information of yours, you're saying it's entirely based on the slightly homosexual fitness section of a nationalsocialistic anime imageboard that was only founded because pedophiles were banned from another board?
James Collins
exactly
Sebastian Wilson
>slightly
Ryder Cooper
>Uhh it's says here you're taking zinc for "big cummies"?
Josiah Adams
>go mad?
Sebastian Barnes
>for you
Aaron Robinson
Committed to what?
Hudson Wood
dumb esl poster
Gavin Clark
>So you're telling me you eat your semen to stop a "gains goblin"?
Ryder Nelson
Sauce please
Evan Young
>You want me to test your hormone levels? But why?
Gabriel Sullivan
all of them
Dylan Green
>Sorry, you said you're on "nofap"? is that right?
Cooper Nelson
>FOUR SCOOPS?!
Brayden Peterson
>On your chart it says you stated that you are "bloatmaxxing"? Can you explain that to me?
Blake Nguyen
>*flex a 'cep*
>not yet but we will be soon.
Aaron Walker
I know this feel.
>Well user the strep test came back negative so it probably viral.
>I can't give you any antibiotics so just go get a milk shake or something.
>Also make sure not to be smooching on anyone haha.
>Proceeds to try and prescribe opiate pain killers for a sore throat.
Yeah my doctor is a real bro.
Parker Scott
When he asked me this I said that I suffered from mood swings and had trouble putting on muscle. It worked.
Liam Lee
When I was 23 my mum took me to the doctor and I had to answer this question in front of her
Andrew Stewart
if you were really 23 why did you need your fucking mom to take you and even then why was she allowed in the room with you?
Benjamin Ramirez
Yeah? Well that shirt you’re wearing is gay
Isaac Moore
It's been so long since I went to the doctors. I hope a doctor asks me that, so I can say no but here's my number if you want to.
Evan Wright
Don't know whether this is the right thread for this, but if a doctor said my test levels were "normal", does that mean they're actually normal or normal by clownworld standards?
Josiah Adams
4 scoops?!
Grayson Taylor
>be nigger
>steal jokes
Camden Parker
NEETs gon NEET
Dominic Adams
There is a wide range that's considered acceptable.
Christopher Baker
Most definitely clownworld standards.
Samuel Sullivan
Jeeze bro get on some doxycycline and Retin A cream.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Fug brose I thought I was in the clear
John Roberts
Wdyatakinabeet?
Brandon Martin
so how were your hormones user?
Julian Barnes
hahaha worthless fucking NEET
Mason Gomez
Connor Ross
yes, mbele.
four
Robert Phillips
There is literally no better use for this image.
Aaron Martinez
I didn't need to be reminded it's over asshole!
Christopher Peterson
iktf user
Ian Murphy
My test is 460 and that's pretty low by my standard but docs consider it normal. I should get on tren
Colton Taylor
This is why America is cucked
Lincoln Brooks
Based
Aiden Bell
Wtf I’ll never understand this. I moved out at 19
Isaiah Cook
>And you say your friend, a rich pianist, told you to have how many scoops of what?
Jonathan Hill
EIGHT SCOOPS C'MON!!!!!!!
Ryan Walker
>in the last week I've done
>one whole chicken a day
>a jar of peanut butter a day
>two gallons of milk a day
I'm spinning out of control doc
Anthony Perez
I had it pretty bad man it's fixable just trying to help.
William Garcia
My pajeet Dr gave me such a look when I said no, like, son get ur shit together
Or like, son, you dishonor your family and cows
Wyatt Bailey
post body to see if your response is Alpha or not
James Roberts
The rich pianist has never led me astray. What am I, gonna listen to some scientitian over a proven success?
Isaiah Baker
>you’re ... “bulking”?
Jack Wood
>tell me about this snake juice.... and who is 'cole' and why is he 'based'? based on what?
Lincoln Flores
Jaxon Edwards
They asked me "do you have sex with men, women, or both?"
Asher Perez
What did you say?
Nolan Ramirez
No, ma'am,
Mason Long
more than youve got left roastie
Jason Myers
i gave blood to skip the line at a haunted house once and the girl had this whole laundry list, like half a page, of sexual history questions, so like 3 in i just said i was a virgin to save her the time and she got really flustered and laughed [not like a giggle but in a 'oh my god what a loser' way
Elijah Richardson
At least when a guy says he’s a virgin he gets trusted, when a girl says she’s a virgin they both deny it and shame her for being a whore even if she isn’t.
Oliver Morris
based
femoids getting put in their place
Juan Smith
does celebrating the eternal wedding hymn with your hand to any person you like count?
Thomas Wilson
A physician would, hopefully, be educated enough to know the word "based" but by its dictionary definition, not the reversed internet meaning borrowed from nigger culture.
Hudson Sullivan
The AI is talking to itself again.
I always wonder who makes it and has it posting on Jow Forums over and over again.
But it's more then likely the jidf with a smaller chance of it being russians.
Angel Flores
im not a fucking kike you massive tool
Charles Murphy
This happened last time I went to get my blood tested
>so the results look good, only abnormalities are your cholesterol and crearine levels are on the higher side
>yeah my diet consists mostly of whole milk and meat and I supplement creatine
>picrelated.jpg
>A-user, m-maybe you should eat some fiber
Not even keto, I do eat carbs but fat is just a lot nicer to my gut
Xavier Johnson
eat apples
Elijah Peterson
Too bad it was a work related check up.
But yeah, it's pretty important to remember that not only has medical school no required dietary education, doctors have no incentive to stay up with developments in current dietary understanding.
Easton Carter
how do you fix back acne like that
do not steer me astray
Owen Miller
Literally ask for prescription medicine from a doctor. Don't mention your milk consumption though.
Logan Lewis
Its a Nagi Ichi doujin. I don't remember which.
Brandon Rogers
why not?
Anthony Ross
>Hey user, back for another prostate exam, huh?
Tyler Young
>y-yeah... is that not enough?
William Adams
See a doctor for Retin A/Benzoyl peroxide cream and an antibiotic like doxycycline and see how you go.
If that fails and the bacne is that bad go for Accutane.
Angel Lewis
fuck off, doc
Aaron Green
pls be gentle doctor~
Robert Allen
Oh it's okay doc, my gym buddy gives me a prostate exam every other day now.
Dylan Turner
Well, I tested for alot of Vitamin shit and got estrogen at 144pg/ml or 40 pmol/l. Which is extremely high. They didn't have enough material because they had to test alot of things so I did a second test for Testosterone, Estrogen and SHBG. Gonna have the results of that either today or tomorrow
Dominic Hernandez
Don't mind if I do!
John Long
>...
>Y-you too...
Aaron Anderson
Sorry I meant 144 pmol/l or 40pg/ml
Caleb Miller
Drinking a gallon a day is too much for most people. Sign of overhydration. Just drink when your thirsty. When I drink more than 3 liters or so I spent half my day pissing
Jonathan Ward
That's why it's a meme. Just like SS
David Diaz
>you got fitness advice by a transvestite with a chinese nickname on a slightly homoerotic vietnamese wall paintings website, and now your back hurts?