Reminder that nofap is textbook placebo

>spending time on watching other dudes fuck girls you desire is not bad firy you goy, keep masturbating
okay shlomo

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>*are

Yeah these are the people advocating/wanting to feel better about their habit. I'm good on advice bru

yea bro lets keep watching porn

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I didn't say anything about porn, dumbasses.

>Dumbasses

Didn't say anything about your big, glaring typo you kick off your 0/10 bullshit post with either.

Ask yourself, is this what I'm doing with my time? Encouraging people to take up a habit that many of them find personally destructive so i can feel better about it?

>typo = ur wrong
Be careful not to take yourself to seriously on this website of all places.

I did it once for shits and giggles, and I guess for science. 8 days into it, the only thing I noticed is I thought about projects and hobbies less, and sex more. That seems pretty counter intuitive to developing yourself.

However, it did teach me to stop jacking it when I have a gf. It's absolutely the cause of my hit or miss boners. I know it's an obvious thing but it did't really sink in until I did it.

I dunno about all those studies and whatnot but it is interesting that they give away porn for free
If it sound too good to be true it usually is

maybe it's because you have to find a scapegoat to justify your non-existent lifestyle. Excuse me while I eat something.

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Leave you oven dodger

Kike

Nofap is the recipe for ED. Have seen it in two different people. Now you do what you please, basedboys.

>porn is bad for you
>I'm not sure why, but it is.
>you want some scientific proof bro?
>go check out (((yourbrainonporn.com)))
>or maybe look at some other fake bullshit studies
>I'm too weak to healthily consume porn
>I always use it as escape and fuck up my brain with 10 orgasms, waste my energy and feel shit afterwards
>why not blame porn for my irresponsibility and problems and go on a board with all my fellow faggots to insult anyone who knows better.

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fuck off

oh, and btw, have fun with your placebo depression after your soon to be relapse, I don't believe anyone is retarded enough to not realize he's setting himself up for failure when attempting this retard virgin challenge.
you're literally rolling in piss and shit, doing the same thing over and over just to reset your clock and do it again.
insane gains bro, keep the nofap dream alive!

>doesn't post study

reminder that you're a beta retard if you need studies to attempt something so simple to test on yourself

reminder that I've said the same thing in the past and actually did 3 months of nofap and found its bullshit.
try again.

>did nofap
>liked the effects

Who cares about studies?
I feel better when I don't fap. I occasionally get wet dreams from no fap which are amazing. I get laid regularly.
Only fapping I'm gonna do is on my girls thicc ass.

S E E T H I N G
When are you going to admit you are addicted to cumming for pixels on a screen

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Reminder that a working placebo effect is actually a working effect and is measureable in all areas of everything.

There is evidence that the mind if focusing on something can by just existing change the outcome of seemingly random events.

Placebo is a real advantage effect and can increase your test, remove acne, make you happer, etc.

But since I exposed it here the placebo effect will fail until you forget this

rofl

>no scientific studies
Imagine people actually spending valuable time and resources on jerking off studies instead of cancer treatment.

>increases testosterone, energy, happiness or mental sharpness
If you feel happier, sharper, and more energetic while on noFap, it doesn't matter whether it is placebo or not.

actually the placebo effect works even though you know its placebo

Not entirely...

Ejaculation depletes ZINC.

If you take a Zinc supplement, you can keep ejaccing all you want. Inside girls, to tranny porn, it doesn't matter.

Only if I believe you saying this, causing a placebo effect of me believeing placebo effect works.

now that is broken too

That doesn't account for prolactin releases, forcing DHT conversion and fucking with cortisol.

>too weak to healthily consume porn
>too fragile to responsibly snort coke
>too cowardly to thoughtfully finger my ass
>too yellow to fellate another fellow
OI

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It's about enticing you enough to buy after you get booted with the free shit

Holy projection Batman !

The holocaust never happened but we need another one.

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>Drugs are dangerous because of the dopamine levels they make us release
Wrong
lasvegasrecovery.com/how-drugs-affect-neurotransmitters-and-the-brain-the-basics/

>Unsourced graphic
>Holocaust didn't happen but we need one

Spoken like a true porn addict

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY BRENDAN FRASER - THE BIMBO WRANGLER

YOU WILL GO BANKRUPT BECAUSE OF A GOLDDIGGING WHORE UNLESS YOU POST "YEE HAW" IN THIS THREAD

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They say men aren't under attack culturally but were surrounded by things that make us more effeminate, to the point of free hardcore high def porn and literal pro-masturbation propaganda.

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It wasn't a steady increase you faggot. It was a measure of test level during arousal, which naturally will be higher if you're pent up.

Sexual energy does not exist

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>I need science to justify not being a piece of shit !!1

There's nothing wrong with a wank before bed

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There is a lot wrong with abusing your sexual duties and responsibility by masturbating actually

fap once per weak for a weekly test peak is the superior system.

Sexual duty and responsibility? You're mental.

YEE HAW

This is a Mindgeek shill thread

YEE HAW

just broke a pr and have been on for 2 weeks and i feel girls have been more talky with me recently. i don't care if it's a placebo if it shows results

Juus working overtime

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Girls aren't paying you more attention, YOU'RE paying more attention. You fucking retard.

True strength is fapping and still being successful in all other endeavors in life. Having to choose one over the other speaks volumes about how low T you faggots are

>(((yourbrainonporn.com)))
Wasn't it yidd journalists telling us that no fap is a fascist movement not too long ago?

Haha look at this jew trying to fit in. You can’t even use meme arrows properly hebe.

Well he's not completely wrong. But there's no reason you can't hate the kikes and jerk off

>not a single study mentioned itt

I can't imagine how fucked someone has to be that he has to force himself into this retardation just to fix his laziness and social media-induced depression/anxiety.
These faggots should be moving away from their shitty Facebooks and Twitters, and stop procrastinating on Jow Forums for hours on end. But since actual change is too hard, they'll be better off coming up with these pointless challenges just so they won't kill themselves over not having any motivation for anything.
Because semen is to blame, and not their fucked-beyond-repair sleeping schedule, or sitting in a basement for literal days.

>>Tai Lopez in my garage
wtf

Right I despise kikes, jerk off, and have had regular sex when I do have a gf (currently single) but I have had trouble getting it up IF I jerk off beforehand in combination with alcohol.

I'm thinking he's back

YEE HAW

Yee haw

Brown Sequard, Havelook Ellis, Samuel Tisot, Nietzsche, Gandhi, Serge Voronoff, Charles M. Sajous, Tesla, Newton, Pythagoras - just some of the most groundbreaking respected surgeons, endocrinologists, philosophers, world leaders of all time who SWORE by the fact that conserved semen is reabsorbed into the body which gives rise to much greater health, body and mind.

Mainstream western science completely rejects that, it says you have to throw semen out (full of valuable hormones and nerve cells) or you will get cancer, so if you're looking for modern age proof from Men's Magazine or Institute of Sciences, you won't get it. Modern science believes there is absolutely nothing wrong with porn, and fapping as much as you want. However, I'll post some studies regardless which throw a wrench in those beliefs and show that what the likes of Tesla and Gandhi were talking about was not bullshit, they were speaking the truth, and in fact, its modern science which is sprouting bullshit and the leading cause of so many moral wrecks in society today.

webmd.com/men/news/20030314/well-exercised-prostates-arent-healthier

>March 14, 2003 -- "Use it or lose it" may be good advice when it comes to keeping mental skills sharp and staying in shape, but researchers say it doesn't apply to certain aspects of male anatomy. In fact, a new study debunks the myth that frequent ejaculation can ward off health problems such as prostate enlargement.

>Celibate priests and nuns live longer lives.

thesun.co.uk/living/2618329/scientists-say-this-sex-trick-can-help-you-live-for-longer/
scotsman.com/news/stay-celibate-to-live-longer-1-611507

Even in beetles, micoscopic animals, cats, dogs, etc - it was noticed those which took less part in reproduction activities lived that much longer (pic is related):

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092867405001005
people.oregonstate.edu/~kingc/pdf/evolution1977.pdf

>semen
>full of valuable hormones and nerve cells
>and all that other nonsense
Jesus Christ, please tell me you're just pretending. I refuse to believe that humanity is so far gone.

I just jacked off in the gym bathroom and caught my second wind. I hope none of it was left stuck to the toilet

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>protein isn’t a valuable to you
>constantly unnaturally spiking your testosterone is healthy for you
>pursuing dopamine highs non stop is good for you mentally

Literally kill yourself you fucking subhuman

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Daily reminder that Hitler refrained from maturbation. You wouldn't want to be like Hitler now, would you?

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Nofap only works when you begin to substitute your fapping with something more productive. Since you are doing something actually good instead of jerking off you feel better. But what if you replaced internet usage with being productive instead? That would be infinitely better than nofap, but fuck is it wayyyy harder. No one wants to blame heavy internet usage and exposure to shitty people online.

T. Did no fap for a week, ezpz, only could do no internet for 2 days

I usually do it once or twice a week.
I've started doing it without porn and just in the shower with an onahole. Is that better?

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You realize things aren't true because a bunch of smart people say they're true, right? You can name a thousand smart people who say something is true and it doesn't make it true or not.

We determine truth by testing hypotheses in well-connected, randomized experiments which offer empirical evidence and the opportunity to disprove our hypothesis.

So where's your experimental evidence?

1. Electrical engineering and shitting outside have nothing to do with biology
2. Your study shows that wanking does not significantly decrease prostate hyperplasia or urinary problems. It does not show that wanking makes anything worse. It was also performed by the very scientists you are attempting to dismiss.
3. Semen does not have "nerve cells" it it, nor is it particularly rich in any hormone other than prostaglandins, which serve to enhance sperm motility.

>nonstop
Nobody is saying you must fap even if you don't feel like it or should do it all, you fucking retard. Also the average ejaculation is 5mL and its mostly cells and sugar water

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So I’m at a month and haven’t noticed any real differences. Absence of it only gives way to introducing other things. Someone in this thread reached 3 months and says it’s BS. Wondering if I should’ve seen the results by now or wait 2 more months.

Are you retarded? You're literally saying that sperm has FUCKING NERVES. How fucking stupid can you be?
>protein isn’t a valuable to you
Protein is the easiest thing you can replenish, and a single ejaculation spends fuck all of that. If you actually lift - you should fucking know that.
>constantly unnaturally spiking your testosterone is healthy for you
That's literally what you're doing when you lift. And compared to your average 2 hours of training, a 5 minute fap is nothing. Again, you should know that already.
>pursuing dopamine highs non stop is good for you mentally
Your fucking videogames and reddit posts are the things that ruin your dopamine levels. One fap a day is nothing compared to dopamine rushes your brain gets whenever someone gives you a (You). Yes, seriously. Get off social media, that will fix your faggy depression far quicker than any nofap.

semen retention will change your life for the better. The only people who post against it are shills or addicts.

this is true. always ask the missus for a bj after gym time never before

On day three of no fap. Have a feeling later on I'll Wana fap but I'm avoiding stimuli and avoiding sexual thought.

Anyone got any words encouragemen it a fellow nofap bro?

YEE HAW

what got me to a month and probably the rest is the fact that post-orgasm you feel like shit. As of late I’m questioning whether that’s my fault or not

>go check out (((yourbrainonporn.com)))

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semen in your brain is showing

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