I want to become the yelow man

but instead i am the teal man :(

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What is this?

Easy to cheat the website by doing front squats :)

How do i escape teal mode, started lifting 10 months ago

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At least you balanced.

I got a yellow-green back and blue quads

>tfw

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Are you a t-rex irl

My quads are just huge always jave been, I like squatting a lot and my frame is thicc

What numbers do i put in when i do 5x5? The website wants between 1-10 reps

5....

But then it thinks that I've just done one set of five?

Finding out that 1/2/3/4 is intermediate
>reeeee

starting strength

Have you done the set for 6 before? No? Put 5...

Feelsgoodman

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>all supbar
>feelsgoodman
Wtf?

well it didnt load, but my squat is -32% and deadlift +32%

red is world class lmao, pink is subpar

should I be worried?

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>imagine bragging about being subpar
yikes

Anatomy of a bench bro :(

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I have this strange feeling that I represent the majority of Jow Forums

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>Finally, for each lift you train, enter your most difficult set that you have completed recently. Each set should be 10 or fewer reps.


noob qustion but do I enter the total weight or the weight on one side of the bar?

You enter the total weight period.
Wish my bench was my best lift desu.

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total weight

wrong

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squatlet coming through

boys posts your lifts too when you're posting your colored man

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yeah nah

like this?

t. ape from

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>implying front squats are easier

for 5x5, i use 8
when i tried once to amrap instead of 5x5, i got to 9, so i take 8 to be safe

body with timestamp

> Finally, for each lift you train, enter your most difficult set that you have completed recently. Each set should be 10 or fewer reps.
It only cares for the hardest set you've done user. Enter 5.

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You enter the weight you have added to the bar (so 45s on either side is 90lbs)

Feels good mane

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this, put in real number, sets you've actually done, not something you imagine you could do
fuck off with this meme already

>lifting for a month, SL
>enter stats
>all novice
>switch to incline bench and front squat
>suddenly legs and pecs are green

Total weight on one side of the bar. You don't onclude the bar either. Ignore the other trolls

what are yor lifts? it's normal that incline bench has lower standards than flat and front squat lower standards than back squat

>these are the people giving you lifting advice

To be fair you can learn a lot in a month

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Thunder thighs

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Still look like I've never touched a weight.

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DYEL legs

>Fell for the memelift

depends how tall and fat you are, user

This guy knows how to chest

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If true, you're not doing right form.

Welcome to snapcity

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>SL 5x5
>(you)

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>10 months ago
IS THIS BAIT??

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you guys colorblind or some shit?

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Hej Simon

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My form is fine, I'm just a bit too fat to actually look good, pic related.
That's a terrifying webm.

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Yeah you're right, you just need to cut a bit and you'll look good.

Am i gonna make it Jow Forums?

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Based bromode

Unironically me except switch the colors and my delts are "novice"

> t. skinnyfat lifting since September

Abercrombie model detected. Quit skipping leg day faggot.

I can only do 5 pullups on a very good day but it lists me as capable of 35lbs ???

Also I hate lowbar squats so much glad I can finally deadlift.

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Might wanna consider going for a jog there, Johnny Bravo.

i want all DYELs to leave

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Post body

> You don't onclude the bar either
Are we just suppose to pretend that some 20kgs of weight doesn't exist?

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Handlet

It overestimates pull up and chin up 1 rep max. I can do +15 kg for 5 in chin ups, and I know there is no fucking way I could do +32kg.

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Th-thanks Rip.

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What r your lifts and bw

You should be squatting.

Leglet

post pic or larp

t. fraud but still mired

ORANGE MAN BAD

This is what it looks like

Being color deficient sucks most these colors look too similar

Look, maybe he's just been taking it slow. Not everyone starts off using free weights, sometimes people feel more comfortable doing mostly cardio.

Traps are gay.

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elaborate your thoughts, why would it be bait

the most redpilled post itt

back to

i want to be you

>not deadlifting
lel

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load your gains and phone

I'm pretty sure either the left or the right hand would be Advanced.

post pic of legs plz

>mog's your forearms

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fuck

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My FUCKING OHP won't fucking budge. What do?

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you don't look weak at least

These threads are retarded af lmao
So many dyels larping as elite or worldclass lifters

Microplates?

My transformation is almost complete

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Would it be unreasonable to just add 2.5 lbs to my lift each week? Can I keep doing that until forever?

Lol dude you're going to hit a wall at some point but if you can do it now then go for it. It's what I've been doing for my OHP, also for my bench. I go up by 10lbs on bigger lifts like the diddly.

im opposite u

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>tfw hernia and scared to push deadlift/squat

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Post them milkies, my guy.

>wheelchair mode

Weak as fuck

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